Pacifist Soldier

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since	: 07-02-05, id: 483883, Profile Updated: 06-05-08
country	: United States

Author has written 11 stories for War, General, Sci-Fi, General, Politics, and Song.

Welcome to Pacifist Soldier's profile page. This page contains facts and interesting tidbits about Pacifist Soldier, currently a college student in the United States.

Real name: Thomas
Gender: Male
Age: 20 (DOB: 5-18-1988)
Location: Northern California
Current School: University of California, Berkeley (Go Bears!)
Favorites: Math, writing, Monty Python, most anime (especially Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu! and most things by Hayao Miyazaki) and most anime music (especially Rie Tanaka, Yoko Kanno, and Jo Hisaishi). Oh, and Morgan Freeman is one of the greatest actors ever.
Dislikes: Bad dubbing, know it alls, idiots (especially when they're combined).
Politics: Conservative Democrat (Conservative on some issues, liberal on other issues, think Bush isn't as evil as he is incredibly stupid)
Aliases: bakacal on fanfiction.net.

Quote of the Fortnight: "A preacher ought to be handsome. It is only when we keep our gaze fixed firmly on a good looking monk’s face that we feel the holiness of the text he expounds. If a man is ill-favored, our gaze wanders and we lose track of what he is saying. For this reason, it seems to me that listening to an ugly monk’s sermon may actually lead us into sin." -Sei Shonagon, The Pillow Book, translated by Helen Craig McCullough

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1. Heiwa wa Sakura: Peace is a cherry blossom reviews
Sakura no inochi wa mijikai. Sorenanoni, mata wa, sono tame, utsukushii. English: Cherry blossoms are short lived. Even so, or perhaps, that is why, they are beautiful.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - Japanese - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-18-07 - Published: 2-18-07

2. The George Bush March reviews
Just me venting my frustrations about the American president. To the tune of The Mickey Mouse March.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-18-07 - Published: 2-18-07

3. Yankees
A parody of the song Spaceballs about the current state of American politics. Rated for language and America bashing. Some lines are taken from Spaceballs.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-20-06 - Published: 10-20-06

4. Poisoned Secrets reviews
A future archeologist discovers one of our cities. Rated T for references to NBC weapons and America bashing.
Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-3-06 - Published: 8-3-06

5. A Love Story? reviews
A love confession that breaks the fourth wall and a little girl who knows how to embarass her older sister star in this ill conceived shot at humor.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-3-06 - Published: 8-3-06

6. Humanity I Love You
Based on the poem of the same name by e. e. cummings. Written for a Creative Writing exercise.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-20-06 - Published: 5-20-06

7. The Professor's Daughter reviews
A love story with little in the way of real love. Rated T for gun violence, depiction of suicide, and America bashing.
Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-9-06 - Published: 4-9-06

8. The World reviews
A pessimistic outlook on the future of our world.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-20-06 - Published: 2-20-06

9. Phone Call for Mrs Smith reviews
I regret to inform you that I can't write summaries. Rated T for morbid humor.
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-14-05 - Published: 12-14-05

10. The Annual Visitor reviews
Guess where she's visiting. Morbid humor.
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-14-05 - Published: 12-14-05

11. Fifteen Minutes of Fame reviews
You see those faces on your TV, don't you? I was one of them.
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-25-05 - Published: 8-25-05