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Author has written 40 stories for Love, Nature, Life, Family, Friendship, General, Work, Haiku, Song, Humor, and Romance. NOTE: You can also find me on fanfiction.net under the usual penname. If you're into Harry Potter, you might like my stories. I have a strange addiction. My poetry can be found at deviantART (still as IrishIleana) as well, and it's framed by some of my fun visual arts projects. A little bit about me: Location: Usually in my own little world. Otherwise, I live in a tiny town in Southwestern Ontario. Favourite Movies: Sweeney Todd, I Capture the Castle, and Legally Blonde. Favourite TV Shows: House, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, The Office, Corner Gas, Ugly Betty, and Friends. I actually don't watch much else. Favourite Radio Shows: I used to listen to Tucker and Taz religiously. Now I just don't listen to the radio all that much. Because Regina Spektor is never on it. Favorite Authors: Sarra Manning, Terry McGarry, J.K. Rowling, Gregory MacGuire, Jodi Picoult, and all the people who sent postcards to PostSecret. Books I'm Currently Reading: In between books right now while I await some new Picoult books from a friend in Texas. Favorite Music: Anything and everything. I live and breathe music. Favorite Songs (or songs that I could listen to forever on a deserted island): Braille - Regina Spektor Reviews - please leave them. Honestly, I can always do with a review. Whether you liked it or hated it, I would love to hear your thoughts on what I write. Reviews make an author feel better inside. I, IrishIleana, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the review revolution. Return the favour! For all the authors who leave reviews on my stories/poetry, I will pay them back through their own reviews. I don't mean it as a bribe or anything; I just want to say thanks. You're the ones who keep me writing! I, IrishIleana, do solemnly swear to review a chapter of any reviewer's story or poem, regardless of . . . well, anything. I have joined the other review revolution. Dictionary of Illyisms A/N: Author’s Note. Bleddie: Any Harry Potter slash in which Blaise Zabini is paired with Eddie Carmichael. Originating from fanfiction written by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot. FP: Final Prophecy; a Harry Potter roleplay website of which I am no longer a member. Hyposity level: Similar to hyperactivity level in normal terms, the level of hyper I reach in any particular point in time. Illyism: An expression or phrase utilized by myself or followers of Illy fanfiction. MB: Muse Bunny; a forum for original fiction, fanfiction, and poetry writers. Mean Girls Syndrome: The affliction when a plotline--especially a well-written, entertaining plotline--decelerates in a particularly slow manner, so that the story has several places where it could end but just keeps going on in order the fill a certain quota . . . or just because it does. The Olympics: A writing contest of FP (see above) for which a few stories have been written. OOH: On the Other Hand; a long-standing and currently inactive (due to personal issues) romance Harry Potter fanfiction. I can’t bring myself to delete it, but I’ve sort of given up on ever finishing it. It went into editing a while ago, and never really came out. Reading it depresses me. Passions: The greatest show in the history of ever. QM: Queerest Match; see OOH (ironically, this isn’t a slash story). Writing Marathon: A writing contest of MB (see above) for which Trembling Game (see ff.net) was written. | |||||||||
1. SkyBenches reviewsWhere can you sit in the sky? Short and simple.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 10-4-092. Small Girl's Sunrise reviewsSmall Girl is already up this morning, even though the sun is still sleeping.Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-2-09 - Published: 9-2-093. When the Going Gets Tough reviewsThe tough get going.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 8-28-094. Punctuality Isn't Everything reviewsWhy do numbers always appear in order? Why wouldn't they?Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-26-09 - Published: 8-26-095. Squishy's Eulogy reviewsSquishy the Fishy was always there . . . until he kicked the fishbowl.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 7-24-096. This is Me reviewsI haven't changed that much.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-19-09 - Published: 7-19-097. Make, Go, Do reviewsSometimes the simpler answers are the ones that matter.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-19-09 - Published: 7-19-098. blank reviewsI wish I could describe the world.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 7-17-099. a star was a spotlight reviewsJust when you think you're over it . . .Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 7-15-0910. Purple CloudsMy eyes are dim and my lips are chapped, and everything is a sacrifice. And I thought I could do it all again, over and over to make you happy.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-14-09 - Published: 7-14-0911. c to i to k reviewsPining versus not pining. Hmm.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-10-09 - Published: 7-10-0912. Ghost reviewsA servant never cracks a joke.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-1-09 - Published: 7-1-0913. Twins of Years reviewsI never quite get back to my feet, but twins of years keep twinning and twinning and twinning and twinning . . .Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-1-09 - Published: 7-1-0914. The Kara Poem reviewsA dedication of love to one of my greatest friends, who always squeals when poked.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-22-09 - Published: 6-22-0915. A Poem reviewsI'm going to write a poem.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-22-09 - Published: 6-22-0916. BUNS! reviewsWhat has the world come to when we run out of buns?Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-10-09 - Published: 6-10-0917. Ethan's Hair reviewsEthan dyed his hair for Josh. I can't do that, so this is my tribute.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-9-09 - Published: 6-9-0918. Raw Cookie Dough reviewsAfter tragedy, sometimes we need to grasp for strange things in order to achieve normalcy. Whatever that means.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-8-09 - Published: 6-8-0919. Third Time reviewsTragedy hit again, so we had to find a way to make it go away. We can't.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 6-7-0920. lowercase reviewsCapital letters DON'T BELONG IN HAIKU. They are, however, allowed in summaries of haikuComplete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-29-09 - Published: 5-29-0921. Others reviewsTwo is more than one, but sometimes Two aren't available.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-29-09 - Published: 5-29-0922. Words reviewsThought before word.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 5-23-0923. What's Life? reviewsJulie Andrews said it right.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-22-09 - Published: 5-22-0924. Cyberpseudopoetic reviewsIt's fun learning new, fake words.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-21-09 - Published: 5-21-0925. Silver ThreadSilver is the colour of the devil's tongue.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-18-09 - Published: 5-18-0926. One Good Thing About May reviewsDandelions are incredible.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 5-15-0927. AppleseedBig cities make everything in them seem minuscule. Including me.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-14-09 - Published: 5-14-0928. Blurring reviewsWho can think in full sentences anymore?Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-09 - Published: 4-30-0929. ProcrastinationA mini-stand against working.Complete - Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 4-25-0930. Under Music's Influence reviewsContrary to popular belief, music is not an anti-drug.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 4-19-0931. Flying reviewsWhy exactly do we progress by reading downwards, anyhow? Aren't we supposed to reach up?Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-12-09 - Published: 4-12-0932. Insomnia reviewsNot being able to sleep is rather frightful.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-12-09 - Published: 4-12-0933. Born Anew reviewsLate on a Sunday, sleep escapes me.Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-26-09 - Published: 3-26-0934. You're Me reviewsWe all know that one person who is our exact equal and opposite. This is about her.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-26-09 - Published: 3-26-0935. In Response reviewsNow you do not respond.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-26-09 - Published: 3-26-0936. Wasn't Supposed To BeIt wasn't supposed to be like this.Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-26-09 - Published: 3-26-0937. Nineteen reviewsOne for indifference, two for curiosity . . .Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-26-09 - Published: 3-26-0938. Free reviewsSometimes you need to just take a break. This can mean anything from love to friendship to school to oppressive choirs. Sometimes you just need to be free.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-26-09 - Published: 3-26-0939. Dark Moon reviewsSimple contemplation on a moonless night.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-26-09 - Published: 3-26-0940. Against the Hammerstein Theory reviewsIf raindrops on roses are the best thing in the world, the world needs some work.Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-16-09 - Published: 3-16-09
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