Introduction
Hey, I'm Katie. However you can call me just about anything. It ranges from Kitty to Wyvern, and sometimes other odd names that I'm not sure how I got stuck with.
A little bit about me? Um well I'm a highschooler. I'm on High Honer Role. (My mother is still freaking that I lost Principle's List by a number and a point.) I live in WE INTRUPT THIS PROFILE TO WARN YOU ABOUTuh sorry about that. Any way I'mTHE DANGERS OF GIVING OUT INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET man that's annoying. So ya. I'm short, 5 foot and half an inch, brown hair blue eyes. Far from the perfect figure too.
Favorite
Jokes:
Blond Joke:
-How do you drown a blonde?
-Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottem of a pool
Here's your sign:
"I was driving along the road and this trucker got his rig stuck in an overpass. I pull over and we call the police. So I'm there talking with the guy and finally the cop shows up. He looks at the bridge and the rig and I think 'Oh God, you're not going to say it.' And he says it.
‘So you get your rig stuck?’ And God bless the trucker he didn't miss a beat.
‘Nope, I was just delivering this overpass and I ran out of gas.’ Here's your sign."
-Bill Engvall
Quotes:
"I will not engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man." Mark Twain
"I'msurrounded by idiots and I'm home alone." MyMother (Its too funny to not give her credit for.)
Books:
The Keys to the Kingdom Series by Garth Nix. (And I love every thing he's ever written.)
Heir Apperant Vivian Vande Velde (Also most other stuff by her.)
Eldest Trilogy Christiphor Palonie (This is probably my most favorite. Wow that sounded childish but its true.)
Dear Reviewers!
(Your News Letter For All These Wonderful Things You Didn't Know You Wanted To Know!)
I'm back! Hehe. I'm so sorry it took so long. But I am happy to report that I did get two things finished! WOOT! I don't know what I'm going to do with them. Neither are very good... I guess I should keep working on them huh?
But back to when I'll update. How does once a week sound? I'll try. Doesn't that sound good? So what's the down side you ask? I'm taking my stories down and putting up the edited versions. Now some aren't that edited but others you'll notice some changes with. Like Once Upon A Time... is now much more equally Lera and Rose. Also I'm thinking about putting up other stories instead of the same old ones. But for right now, I'm focusing on what was O.U.T. and is now Every Rose.
Stories
Ever Rose...: Formerly Once Upon a Time (O.U.T.). The editing has set it up so it's much more equally focused. I didn't want you to loose Lera. This has become my favorite story. I'm thinking of finishing it and setting up the Table of Contents. Just so you don't have to wonder 'Is this stupid story every going to get anywhere?' Yes, it is. And fast, if I have to say so myself. In the character's second chapter is where the action starts.
Magic In Drops: Formerly Waves. This story is still about Mary, but I think only reviewers who liked it before should continue reading it. Otherwise, it will simply be the base for the second book Magic in Streams. That one will be much more the to point. Haha I decided that I should take a page out of Star War's book. Who want's to learn about a character who you don't even know? The second book however won't be written until I finish figuring out where the first one will end.
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