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| Itakru |
Author has written 25 stories for Song, Fantasy, General, Life, Love, Family, Friendship, General, Young Adult, and Haiku. I'm not very good with introductions, so let me just tell you up straight what you need to know. I am sarcastic. I am mean. I am nice. I am a self-contradiction. I'm a very arrogant author. I like to help others with their writing. I have little confidence in my skills. I am asocial. I'm not going to tell you what that means--google it. I think humans are the stupidest creatures on Earth. I don't know how I would get along without them. I like Johnathan Swift. I like strange and macabre things/characters. I think people who use MySpace or Facebook and can't live without it need to get a life (there were a few on eBay). And I probably already dislike you if I don't know you in reality (that thing you run away from when you absorb yourself in things like World of Warcraft, etc.). I absorb myself into World of Warcraft daily. Shut up, it's fun and you know it! I am a dork, and very silly. :P I am also quite mature for my age. You'll probably notice right away that most of my stories have some angst or, better yet, controversial themes, amongst them Demoria, Two Against One, and Dreams and Schemes. You'll probably also notice that I tend to rewrite things a million times before I'm happy with it, and that I am also very lazy. Deal with it; I actually have a life, you know. So bugger off if you have a problem with me. PS: I lyk girly menz. :D Stories (no particular order) Demoria Dreams and Schemes Two Against One Comatose IGNORE ALL UPDATE PREDICTIONS BECAUSE I'M A TURD AND CAN'T COMPLETE STUFF ON TIME TO SAVE MY LIFE | |||||||
1. Welcome to AmericaA satirical short about the proud USA. Don't take it too seriously; it's a satire for a reason. Rated for very offensive content.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Published: 5-19-09 - Complete2. Sweet, Sweet RedA widow contemplates the past as she stands before her abusive husband's grave. Rated for safety.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Published: 5-19-09 - Complete3. Haikus Are Tasty reviewsA little poem/haiku about Kim'ani, my cannibalistic fiend, and a rather unfortunate teenager. ohmigawdnoangst :OPoetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-19-09 - Complete4. HumanI don't want to be scared anymore. . . . I just want to be human. Rated for safety.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Published: 5-12-09 - Complete5. Demoria »The Apocalypse is coming to Earth; it is only a matter of time. Derek Johnson, a former human, knows well the fate that awaits him and his friends: death. But as the Devil that is already fated to die, will he risk all to save what's left of his humanity?Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Published: 5-6-096. Two Against One reviewsFor several months, Kumar has spent his life trying to escape his past and the blood that haunts him. After moving to Slash City, he thinks he's found his escape, until he meets someone from the very past he's been fleeing from all this time.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-25-097. Institutionalized reviews17 days. Three doctors. And one mentally unstable demon who will prove that it doesn't take a skilled doctor or repeated diagnoses to make someone want to get better. Oneshot. Rated for excessive language and mentions of violence.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-08 - Complete8. Lust of Darkness reviewsA random poem I wrote for my Creative Writing Club. The theme was obsession or some-such, so I wrote about a man's metaphorical obsession with darkness. Enjoy.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-28-08 - Complete9. Dreamworld reviewsWhen someone takes away from you everything you ever held dear, all you have left is your precious imagination. . . .Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-12-08 - Complete10. Finding MyselfBut a thosand tries and a million regrets later, I've finally found myself. . . . An encouraging song about finding my inner self that differs from my usual works.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Published: 7-10-08 - Complete11. Innocence and Evil reviewsThe Dread Mage has struck yet again. . . .' A metaphorical poem about an innocent field and a destructive storm that can be read one of several ways.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-9-08 - Complete12. The Ice KingA king of ice, and a loyal subject who can never look away. . . .Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Published: 12-16-07 - Complete13. Confessions of a Selfish HeartNot sure what to say about this, but I guess you could kind of consider it a sequel to For You, Carey, one of my older works. Rated for concepts.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Published: 8-30-07 - Complete14. Is There reviewsIs there, after all these long years, any way You could forgive me and my sins? Another song I wrote in questioning of myself.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-07 - Complete15. Beyond the Looking Glass reviewsHave you ever looked inside yourself, only to see something you never wanted to see? I wrote this song in honor of those feelings when I took a look at myself one time, only to be shocked at what I found.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-22-07 - Complete16. Algebraic Friends reviewsUnlike my other poems, this one is quite on the bright side, and puts a new perspective on how I look at the most common things: my friends, which aren't so common. It never occurred to me until now just how much like math equations they were. . . .Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-07 - Complete17. Forbidden Attraction reviewsMy first attempt at something Shakespearean! Well, it's just a sonnet, for those of you who happen to not mind them, and I thought it turned out quite nicely. Reviews much appreciated!Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-30-07 - Complete18. A Simple Book reviewsThis is my third attempt at using metaphors for emotional appeal, and I like how it turned out. It's actually relatively safe for all readers, but it's a tad bit long. Have fun reading! Rated for confusing content.Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-07 - Complete19. Riddle reviewsAn assignment I actually had fun writing in class, and a little result of boredom, I guess. Have fun trying to solve it.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete20. Trust Me reviewsMy dearest friend, why do you cry? Here, you know you can always turn to me to ease the suffering. . . . How the simplest things you thought you could trust really could betray you in life.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-25-07 - Complete21. For You, Carey reviewsI wrote this only a couple of days ago, but didn't post it out of pure fear. Now I've decided to quit being a coward and put it up, even if it does mean being ridiculed or flamed. Flames will earn them back double, reviews appreciated.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-05 - Complete22. My Hopes For You reviewsA poem written for my closest friend in her time of need, I write this as my tribute to her current situation with her boyfriend. Please RRPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-05 - Complete23. Darkness' Embrace reviewsJust rated 'cause I don't want to corrupt little kids' minds with my angstfilled writing. It's generally about someone selling themselves to Darkness because they have nothing left. Please RRPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-12-05 - Complete24. Fallen Angel reviewsRated for mentions of darkness and blood. Typical fantasy poem from a fallen angel's point of view.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-20-05 - Complete25. Dying Inside reviewsA song I wrote over the weekend while waiting for the privilege to upload my documents. It pretty much explains what I'm going through. Just read and review please.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-20-05 - Complete
