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Author has written 9 stories for Romance, Love, Haiku, and Nature. Name: Elizabeth Age: 20 Weight: A woman never tells her weight! Height: Too tall to know! Likes: Cats, Otters, Gaspard Ulliel, Busted, Emilie Autmun (tea and muffins anyone?), Nightwish, Within Temptation, The Dresden Dolls (Amanda Palmer rocks my socks), Benny Benassi (GOD of Techno), t.A.T.u., Linda Eder, Sarah Brightman, Johnny Depp, Eric Whitacre, Stephen Sondiem (GOD of Broadway), the colors pink, black, and purple, musical theater, ballroom dancing, the marimba, faeries, gypsies, coffee, dark chocolate, follies, guys with British, French, and Russian accents, and the thing I love most of all . . . A caffe latte with raspberry shots! YUM! Dislikes: rice pudding...BLAH!! and i don't care for vain, ignorant, and clueless people. i also don't like my job...but hey! at least i have one! Fav. Movies: All of the Harry Potter films, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Libertine, A Clockwork Orange, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Sin City, Love Actually, Resident Evil, Napoleon Dynamite, Triplets of Belleville, Rent, Quills, Sleepy Hollow, Silence of the Lambs, Girl Interrupted, Space Balls, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Team America, Eurotrip, Edward Scissorhands, Benny & Joon, Ferris Buller's Day Off, Breakfast Club, and all those crazy thumb movies made by Steve Odekirk. Fav. Anime: Sailor Moon (all 200 gagillion episodes. lol), Air TV, Ah! My Goddess, Blood Plus, Ai Yori Aoshi, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, Elfen Lied, Fushigi Yugi, Berserk, Cowboy Bebop, Serial Experiments Lain, Tenchi Muyo, The Melanchol of Haruhi Suzumiya, Trigun...and more anime will be coming soon! YAY!! Fav. Books: The 7 Deadly Sins series by Robin Wasserman, Blue is for Nightmares, White is for Magic, Silver is for Secrets, Red is for Rememberance, I Was A Teenage Fairy, Crank, Burned, Impulse, The Phantom of the Opera, Blue Girl, Twilight, all of Gregory Maguire's books (especially Wicked), A Clockwork Orange, The Da Vinici Code, Rasputin's Daughter, Speak, Catalyst, the Harry Potter series, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Rebel Angles, The Sweet Far Thing, A Certain Slant of Light, Starlight and Shadows Trilogy, Moonheart, all of Thomas Harris' books, all of Marquis de Sade's books, and all of Stephen King's books. Fav. Manga: Death Note, Battle Royale, Ouran High School Host Club, Alice 19th, Absolute Boyfriend, Ceres...again, more will be coming. there's just too much manga to choose from! lol Fav. Musicals: Avenue Q, Chess, Chicago, A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, Hair, Into The Woods, The Phantom of the Opera, Jekyll and Hyde, Kiss of the Spider Woman, Les Miserables, The Life, The Lion King, Little Shop of Horrors, Miss Saigon, My Fair Lady, Once Upon A Matress, Rent, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Scarlet Pimpernel, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Urinetown, Wicked, The Witches of Eastwick, You're A Good Man Charlie Brown, Company, Beauty and the Beast, The Boy From Oz, Jesus Christ Superstar, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolored Dreamcoat, and The Producers. Hobbies: I love to just hang out, write fanfiction, fiction, haikus, and erotic stories. I like to read, watch and perform musical theater (right now I'm heavily into the Ziegfeld Follies and that style of entertainment), ballroom dance, play marimba, daydream about everyting possible and impossible (like going to Starbuck's. . . it could happen. Become a filthy rich author...probably not!), listening to music, and going to coffee shops and bookstores to chill out. So there he lies at the last. The deathbed convert. The pious debauchee. Could not dance half a measure, could I? Give me wine, I drain the dregs, and toss the empty bottle at the world. Show me our Lord Jesus in agony, and I mount the cross and steal his nails for my own palms. There I go, shuffling from the world, my dribble fresh upon a Bible. I look upon a pinhead, and I see angels dancing. Well . . . Do you like me now? ("The Libertine") I guess that's about it. If u feel like talking to me about random things. . . u can IM me: Ballerina0203. Come and chat a while. . . maybe have a shot of espresso:D One more thing. . . I love reviews! So plz. . . Feed me reviews! ~Noch Provodnik~ | |||||||||||
1. Impossible Love reviewsYet again, the title is the summary.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-11-06 - Published: 4-11-062. Bitter Sheets reviewsThe bitterness I felt after leaving someone I loved.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-7-06 - Published: 4-7-063. Violaceously Serene reviewsI love the night sky. It's the most beautiful work of art from nature in my opinion!Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-2-06 - Published: 4-2-064. Ravenous Rose reviewsNothing like your first time enjoying the flesh.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 4-1-065. Unremitting Waves reviewsEmbracing the future ahead of me.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-31-06 - Published: 3-31-066. Memory of Wings reviewsA certain trait I share with a tragic faery...Just read it!Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-29-06 - Published: 3-29-067. A Romantic Tragedy » reviewsCOMPLETE! Laurel and Alexander have fallen in love with each other. But their love is scandalous because Alexander is Laurel's high school professor. Soon Laurel becomes pregnant and fate turns their hopes upside down, condemning them to a tragic end...Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 12-6-058. In The Heat Of The Night reviewsIn the heat of the night we often chase our dreams on wings of passion. I chased my dream in the heat of the night, and it was ardent and ravishing. . . OneShot!Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-5-05 - Published: 12-5-059. Until We Meet Our Demise reviewsThe intimate love a man and a woman share. OneShot! WARNING: All sexual acts are very detailed! But nothing too extreme or freaky! :Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-5-05 - Published: 12-5-05