Abortive Measures
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since: 07-15-05, id: 485866, Profile Updated: 07-02-08
country: Ireland
Author has written 32 stories for General, General, Politics, Haiku, Nature, and School.

'... to such men the desperate and horrible thought has come that perhaps the whole of human life is but a bad joke, a violent and ill-fated abortion of the primal mother, a savage and dismal catastrophe of nature. To them, too, however, the other thought has come that man is perhaps not merely a half-rational animal but a child of the gods and destined to immortality.'

- Hermann Hesse, Steppenwolf

'I will not serve that in which I no longer believe whether it call itself my home, my fatherland or my church: and I will try to express myself in some mode of life or art as freely as I can and as wholly as I can, using for my defence the only arms I allow myself to use - silence, exile, and cunning.'

- James Joyce, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man


1. Another Wound reviews
Just trying to avoid the schoolbooks.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-8-08 - Complete
2. Dirge
We are so similar to each other because our ailments are the same... Awkwardness is contagious, but so is empathy. Something of a quiet realisation. Oh, and the title just seemed to fit.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Published: 6-20-07 - Complete
3. Steppenwolf
Mr.Hesse, Mr.Hesse... you've reaffirmed my angst.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Published: 3-2-07 - Complete
4. Media reviews
Globalisation's a very international peculiarity. First thing I've written in what seems like years, so bound to be a bit rusty. Also, if anyone could tell me how to vanquish the line breaks I'd appreciate it.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-2-07
5. Friday Afternoons at School Swimming Lessons reviews
I never really liked mandatory exercise, anyway.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-26-06
6. Waiting for Critiques reviews
Title says it all.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-28-05
7. Three Little Piggies reviews
'Or we'll huff and we'll puff and blow your Europe down.'
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-23-05
8. The Sea reviews
Not the kind of thing I usually write, but seeing as how I was sitting in the school hall finished my exam and dying to be free, I thought I'd indulge in something different. It's about... um... the sea.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-21-05
9. How Soon Is Now? reviews
England needs a real hero now, as I discovered one night whilst listening to The Smiths. 'Cemetry' is intentionally misspelt in the second stanza. I don't suppose anyone will know why...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-18-05
10. Modern Amenities and Siddharta Gautama reviews
Have you heard the fable about the Buddhist monk trainee who didn't quite make it? Sometimes being atheist has its disadvantages...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-18-05
11. MiniRockers and Other Subculture Excuses reviews
Music is not a brandable product. Hating your parents doesn't denote angst. Hopefully, if I stick this in angst it'll appeal to some of its main targets.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-17-05
12. Soapland Hedonism reviews
Originally intended as a tirade against the fairytale endings so often desired in the media, especially in cinema, this morphed into a rant against desire in general.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-05
13. Definitions reviews
I love you, 'Concise Oxford Dictionary'.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-4-05
14. A Design for Death reviews
Based on the Manic Street Preachers song "A Design for Life".
Poetry: Politics - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-05
15. Tonight reviews
Sometimes I don't sleep very well. Again, partially inspired by Allen Ginsberg, this is my ode to all night-owls.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-2-05
16. Untitled reviews
I was sitting in my room trying to cure writers' apathy and musing on existence...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-30-05
17. Studying reviews
After reading an existentialist masterpiece you're less likely to care about your grades...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-30-05
18. Haiku Untitled reviews
A free hug to anyone who guesses what this is about. I know it's rubbish, but bear with me.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-05
19. Insults reviews
Sometimes people call me derogative names, but I define myself by them. NOT AS CHEESY AS SUMMARY SUGGESTS.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-23-05
20. Mind and Anima reviews
And conflicts.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-05
21. Two and Two is ? reviews
Nineteen Eighty-Four' inspired piece. Not quite sure why it belongs in politics, but hey, I had nowhere else to put it!
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-05
22. In Response As Regards My Prose reviews
In response to a recent criticism of a prose piece I submitted here.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-28-05
23. Depression reviews
I assure you this is not archetypal adolescent angst.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-28-05
24. Sing Debauchery reviews
A cynic's view of leftist protests, considering the 'Soviet experiment.'
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-15-05
25. Shakespearean To This reviews
Man kills everything.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-15-05
26. Timeless reviews
'I live off this; your little articulations on my present state of mind.'
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-15-05
27. Computer Screen MS Word, monopoly, 12:05 am GMT reviews
Derp.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-14-05
28. On Being
What am I?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Published: 10-14-05
29. He reviews
And he seemed so educated at the time.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-12-05
30. Loves His Shakespeare reviews
Conflicts at English classtime. Very far removed from my usual angst pieces.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-12-05
31. On Learning from Experience reviews
Dedicated to the poetry of Allen Ginsberg, "starving hysterical naked."
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-05
32. Degenerative reviews
A general musing on life.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-05