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since: 07-15-05, id: 485866, Profile Updated: 07-02-08
country: Ireland
Author has written 39 stories for General, General, Politics, Haiku, Essay, Nature, and School.

'... to such men the desperate and horrible thought has come that perhaps the whole of human life is but a bad joke, a violent and ill-fated abortion of the primal mother, a savage and dismal catastrophe of nature. To them, too, however, the other thought has come that man is perhaps not merely a half-rational animal but a child of the gods and destined to immortality.'

- Hermann Hesse, Steppenwolf

'I will not serve that in which I no longer believe whether it call itself my home, my fatherland or my church: and I will try to express myself in some mode of life or art as freely as I can and as wholly as I can, using for my defence the only arms I allow myself to use - silence, exile, and cunning.'

- James Joyce, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

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1. Another Wound reviews
Just trying to avoid the schoolbooks.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 3-8-08
2. Dirge
We are so similar to each other because our ailments are the same... Awkwardness is contagious, but so is empathy. Something of a quiet realisation. Oh, and the title just seemed to fit.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-20-07 - Published: 6-20-07
3. A Quiet Hell reviews
Fragmentation, depersonalisation... call it what you will, it hurts to feel scattered.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-13-07 - Published: 3-13-07
4. Steppenwolf
Mr.Hesse, Mr.Hesse... you've reaffirmed my angst.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-2-07 - Published: 3-2-07
5. Media reviews
Globalisation's a very international peculiarity. First thing I've written in what seems like years, so bound to be a bit rusty. Also, if anyone could tell me how to vanquish the line breaks I'd appreciate it.
Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-2-07 - Published: 3-2-07
6. Lifeblood reviews
Defile me, I beg of you.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-24-06 - Published: 2-24-06
7. Friday Afternoons at School Swimming Lessons reviews
I never really liked mandatory exercise, anyway.
School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-26-06 - Published: 1-26-06
8. Rustic Angst Translates Into Eloquent Screaming reviews
About my favourite band, but more so the story of how growing up in a backwater little town can heighten dissent and frustration.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-06
9. Waiting for Critiques reviews
Title says it all.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-28-05 - Published: 12-28-05
10. Three Little Piggies reviews
'Or we'll huff and we'll puff and blow your Europe down.'
Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-05 - Published: 12-23-05
11. The Sea reviews
Not the kind of thing I usually write, but seeing as how I was sitting in the school hall finished my exam and dying to be free, I thought I'd indulge in something different. It's about... um... the sea.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-21-05 - Published: 12-21-05
12. How Soon Is Now? reviews
England needs a real hero now, as I discovered one night whilst listening to The Smiths. 'Cemetry' is intentionally misspelt in the second stanza. I don't suppose anyone will know why...
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-18-05 - Published: 12-18-05
13. Modern Amenities and Siddharta Gautama reviews
Have you heard the fable about the Buddhist monk trainee who didn't quite make it? Sometimes being atheist has its disadvantages...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-18-05 - Published: 12-18-05
14. MiniRockers and Other Subculture Excuses reviews
Music is not a brandable product. Hating your parents doesn't denote angst. Hopefully, if I stick this in angst it'll appeal to some of its main targets.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05
15. Soapland Hedonism reviews
Originally intended as a tirade against the fairytale endings so often desired in the media, especially in cinema, this morphed into a rant against desire in general.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-15-05 - Published: 12-15-05
16. Definitions reviews
I love you, 'Concise Oxford Dictionary'.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-4-05 - Published: 12-4-05
17. A Design for Death reviews
Based on the Manic Street Preachers song "A Design for Life".
Politics - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-4-05 - Published: 12-4-05
18. Tonight reviews
Sometimes I don't sleep very well. Again, partially inspired by Allen Ginsberg, this is my ode to all night-owls.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-2-05 - Published: 12-2-05
19. Untitled reviews
I was sitting in my room trying to cure writers' apathy and musing on existence...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-30-05 - Published: 11-30-05
20. Studying reviews
After reading an existentialist masterpiece you're less likely to care about your grades...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-30-05 - Published: 11-30-05
21. The Importance of Doing PE reviews
As a result of choosing to be a "P.E. no-show", I was made write this. Nevertheless, maybe my attempt at humour will cheer up those who feel the same way about mandatory exercise...
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-05
22. Haiku Untitled reviews
A free hug to anyone who guesses what this is about. I know it's rubbish, but bear with me.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-23-05 - Published: 11-23-05
23. Insults reviews
Sometimes people call me derogative names, but I define myself by them. NOT AS CHEESY AS SUMMARY SUGGESTS.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-23-05 - Published: 11-23-05
24. Mind and Anima reviews
And conflicts.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-18-05 - Published: 11-18-05
25. Two and Two is ? reviews
Nineteen Eighty-Four' inspired piece. Not quite sure why it belongs in politics, but hey, I had nowhere else to put it!
Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-9-05 - Published: 11-9-05
26. In Response As Regards My Prose reviews
In response to a recent criticism of a prose piece I submitted here.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-28-05 - Published: 10-28-05
27. Depression reviews
I assure you this is not archetypal adolescent angst.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-28-05 - Published: 10-28-05
28. Personification of an Implement of Self Injury reviews
Self-explanatory.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-17-05 - Published: 10-17-05
29. Sing Debauchery reviews
A cynic's view of leftist protests, considering the 'Soviet experiment.'
Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-15-05 - Published: 10-15-05
30. Shakespearean To This reviews
Man kills everything.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-15-05 - Published: 10-15-05
31. Timeless reviews
'I live off this; your little articulations on my present state of mind.'
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-15-05 - Published: 10-15-05
32. Computer Screen MS Word, monopoly, 12:05 am GMT reviews
What comes to mind staring at a contrived page.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-14-05 - Published: 10-14-05
33. On Being
What am I?
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-14-05 - Published: 10-14-05
34. He reviews
And he seemed so educated at the time.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-12-05 - Published: 10-12-05
35. Adolescence
Then and now; comparisions between the naive and the hormonal. In other words: some rambling piece on my life.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-12-05 - Published: 10-12-05
36. Loves His Shakespeare reviews
Conflicts at English classtime. Very far removed from my usual angst pieces.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-12-05 - Published: 10-12-05
37. On Learning from Experience reviews
Dedicated to the poetry of Allen Ginsberg, "starving hysterical naked."
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-9-05 - Published: 10-9-05
38. For all Those Pretty Critics reviews
For anyone who has ever had their poetry judged on the basis of some incomprehensible jargon.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-11-05 - Published: 9-11-05
39. Degenerative reviews
A general musing on life.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-11-05 - Published: 9-11-05
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