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since: 07-22-05, id: 486753
Author has written 9 stories for Young Adult, Fantasy, Humor, Romance, and General.

Hmmmm...

Well, there really isn't much to say about me. So let's start with the basics:

Age: 15

Gender: Female

Mind: More perverted than you'll ever know

Favorite Book: Hmmm... tough. Well, I adore A Tale of Two Cities, The Transall Saga, anything by Isaac Asimov, anything by Terry Pratchett, oh bugger it, it's just too long.

Favorite Author: Easy. Isaac Asimov

Favorite Movie: Yet again, really hard. I fear I must say Spirited Away. If you haven't seen it, then what the hell are you doing reading this? Go rent it now! Though, Pirates of the Caribbean is wonderful. God, Johnny Depp is hot...

Favorite Actress: Nicole Kidman

Favorite Actor: Johnny Depp. Who doesn't love a drunken pirate?

Favorite Band: I absolutely love Summercamp. You probably haven't heard them, but you should. I also adore The Killers and Scissor Sisters. And then there's The (International) Noise Conspiracy. They're Swedish and wonderful.

Favorite Quote: 'Is it progress if a cannibal uses a spork?'

And since I'm sure you're riveted by this information here's more pointless crap!

I'm a nerd with too much time and a freakish love of British History, especially with the reign of Henry VIII and his children. I love slash. I think dating and flirting is pointless. Why flip your hair when you can just as easily go up to someone and say ' I'd like to have your children', since the point of pairing with someone of the opposite gender is to continue the human race. And if you want the same gender then it's just a lot quicker. I'm a vegetarian. I want to major in Modern Literature. I'm crazy. I can get high without drugs, alchohol, chocolate, sugar, caffeine, white out, or permanent markers. Some say I'm bitter. I think I'm practical. And on some days... I just really hate boys. But Xena always makes it better...

Also, I have a lovely little account on fanfiction.net, so if you'd care to check it out, the name is Roses of the Storm. Aren't I so very original?

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1. A Sprig of Parsley » reviews
Tam is the new hippie in town. Michael is completely and utterly normal. They're both a little green. But didn't you know, green is the new color of love. Slash.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-14-07 - Published: 3-11-07
2. Our Shared City
A man and his old bully find each other on a London corner. Slash. Rated for language.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-15-06 - Published: 7-15-06
3. 100 Reasons Why » reviews
Ryan Baily is in love with the quirky, if not slightly crazy, Nico Berchiolli. These are his reasons why. Slash.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 5-21-06
4. Of Suicide and Food Products reviews
Tofu may be the only person to ever have picked up a guy on a suicide hotline. Jam knew Tofu was special from the start.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-11-06 - Published: 3-11-06
5. Reality Check reviews
How can we define reality when we don't even know what it is?
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-11-06 - Published: 3-11-06
6. For the Love of a Fangirl » reviews
It's your typical boy meets girl story, only this girl isn't quite typical. Het, slash, femslash, and everything in-between!
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-12-06 - Published: 2-11-06
7. Not Quite Crazy reviews
When quiet Jeremey meets the loud and abnoxious Morgan in an insane asylum all hell breaks loose. Slash.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-5-05 - Published: 11-5-05
8. Love Him, Love Me Not reviews
The perfect guy. He was always sweet; he would carry my books, buy me lunch, and even give me roses for no apparent reason. It was so deceiving, but I guess it’s partly my fault. He was too good to be true, and I should’ve noticed that. One-Shot. Mentions
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-2-05 - Published: 8-2-05
9. Spin reviews
Jeremy's life is far from normal. But when a connection from his past finds him again, will his life change for the better? Slash.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-25-05 - Published: 7-25-05
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