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Author has written 4 stories for Life, Humor, and General. Hi! Well...my name is Alice Clapp. And I have this fictionpress thingy because my friend Corri and I had a very interesting arguement about fat people. And all art forms regarding said 'fat people' So you may find rather random short stories/poems. The first of which was my obscene poem (well I think it is. Corri thinks differently) Fat Ass So yeah...I'm a strong believer in Skittle Trees. They just don't grow in my backyard because it's too hot. Darn heat wave. --Alice Clapp aka the one who dies before reaching the catipillar. ps. 'Blood Clots and Black Holes' is a large project I am doing with pps. http://www.fictionpress.com/~demiisawesome Demi is Awesome &&& Fanfiction account is http://www.fanfiction.net/~skittletreesexist | |||||||||
1. My Name is Guy Smith reviewsGuy Smith.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-22-06 - Published: 2-22-062. My Friends reviewsdrawings.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-3-05 - Published: 9-3-053. If I were a Carrot reviewsOh if I were a carrot...Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-7-05 - Published: 8-7-054. Fat 'Butt' reviewsSometimes liposuction doesn't solve all of life's problems.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-29-05 - Published: 7-29-05