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since: 07-25-05, id: 487369
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Author has written 4 stories for Life, Humor, and General.

Hi!

Well...my name is Alice Clapp.

And I have this fictionpress thingy because my friend Corri and I had a very interesting arguement about fat people.

And all art forms regarding said 'fat people'

So you may find rather random short stories/poems.

The first of which was my obscene poem (well I think it is. Corri thinks differently) Fat Ass

So yeah...I'm a strong believer in Skittle Trees. They just don't grow in my backyard because it's too hot. Darn heat wave.

--Alice Clapp aka the one who dies before reaching the catipillar.

ps. 'Blood Clots and Black Holes' is a large project I am doing with
http://www.fictionpress.com/~hospitalsarefun Corri
http://www.fictionpress.com/~youputtheartinretarded Amaya

pps. http://www.fictionpress.com/~demiisawesome Demi is Awesome

&&& Fanfiction account is http://www.fanfiction.net/~skittletreesexist

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1. My Name is Guy Smith reviews
Guy Smith.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-22-06 - Published: 2-22-06
2. My Friends reviews
drawings.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-3-05 - Published: 9-3-05
3. If I were a Carrot reviews
Oh if I were a carrot...
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-7-05 - Published: 8-7-05
4. Fat 'Butt' reviews
Sometimes liposuction doesn't solve all of life's problems.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-29-05 - Published: 7-29-05
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