My laptop and the internet are not on speaking terms, as they say... The computer I am using now has none of my files on it, and of course, I'm too lazy to copy 3,000+ words just to get a few views and no reviews.

The internet is a sad song.

Praise me.

Updates are non operatic and I don't even know if I should keep this here anymore.
Waste of space on the internet...

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Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. If I Were a King

Talking about religion and its follies makes me sound smart. You'll agree.

Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 6-1-08

2. Angel reviews

all of my angels are robots that process invalid information through aesthetic perfection and mystery.

Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 6-1-08

3. ShiXiao

Sunlight and water was all they needed, but the taste of blood was so much more... old

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08

4. Petsha's Diner » reviews

I don't reccomend working at an underground opium den because your friend wanted hot sex from a bunch of concubine succubi. Especially when your friend no longer has a soul because of it. It gets lonely, but it's never boring here. Consequences, I guess?

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 3-7-08

5. the Prom Queen was a Drag Queen reviews

Sorry, ladies. I'm gay." 'l-o-l'

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-5-08

6. Saint Starkwiver's reviews

Religiously speaking, this is a nice little tale of blasphematic ghosts. It doesn't make sense, I don't think. Just a lot of bland imagination.

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-5-08

7. ZombieSquid reviews

How the hell could you not include vampires, demons, angels, mythical stuff here? Well, I DID. It's called a ZombieSquid. Read at your own precaution, mucho fucked up shit inside, awkward and confusing.

Complete - Action - Fiction Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 11-9-07