Hey there, folks. (waves) I'm LN, but you can call me whatever name suits your fancy, floats your boat, toots your horn (which one?) etcetera. You came here because you obviously wanted to know a bit about me. (holds up a list and begins to read) I'm sarcastic by nature, which usually gets me in trouble (being a rebel as a young 'un got me quite a few smacks with a wooden spoon). I read incessantly and love to use large words to confuse slow people, (you might be one of them, but hey, God made everyone special)such as "feigning stupidity", although I often trip myself up. Yes, I am a stutterer. I AM a Christian for all you curious bozos that wanted to know. I still watch Saturday morning cartoons (go 4kids TV!), still play video games, and still spend most of my hours on the, you guessed it, computer! I care nothing for make-up, and other seriously girly things, along with snobs, jerks, and close-minded people who never read anything. I hate being put on the spot, can't stand having objects thrown at my head by seriously uncouth idiot boys in Bible class, and loathe presentations in front of a needlessly attentive audience. Trust me, folks, I could care less if they ignored me while I stammer to my heart's content and nearly hyperventilate.

And while I rant, I'll say that, even though we're off the subject of TV shows, I hate with a passion the following: WINX Club (yucky Bloom. Seriously, what uncreative names), I will watch Sonic X, although I usually don't because the voice actors seriously overdo the dramatic stuff, Mucha Lucha is probably the sorriest show I've seen to date (besides them Power Rangers who refuse to die out with every unsuccessful season they put up), I simply hate Yu-Gi-Oh, Jackie Chan Adventures is dead...what else can I degrade? Pok'emon, though the games are entertaining, is relatively slow and boring as a show. Same theme over and over again. Brock:"Oh, look, there's a (blank)! I hear they're quite rare!" Ash: "I'm gonna catch it!" Pikachu: "Pika pika!" Argh, the simplistic stupidity is overwhelming.

BTW, my favorite cartoon by far is TMNT. All of my fics in fanfiction.nethave something to do with them. However, this ain't fanfiction.net. It's fictionpress. Sooo, I guess nothin' here'll have anything to do with TMNT.

(shrugs and scratches head)...Hmm, what haven't I said? I started writing at a very young age, although my writing quality has grown considerably better as the years went by. My first attempted story was about a white puppy that got kicked out of home. Sad, but the story line didn't make sense.I now write very well in my opinion and do my best to describe the heart and soul out of every subject and object in the story line so everybody can follow along withoutgetting confused. I read descriptively and that's how I try to write. However, ask me to read out loud and you have on your hands a very uncoordinated little girl. Besides, because I'm preoccupied with my TMNT fanfics, you probably won't get much from me. Nope, I just read here.Anyway, I can't really describe anything worth beans through this, so I'll just go into one of those annoying charts. You like annoying charts? Good for you!

Name: Unknown (yeah, I do have an alias, which is the above moniker)
Known location: Wouldn't you like to know?
Age: For all you know, I could be one hundred. Yeah, I'm probably fifty-nine. But if you really must know, I am currently a freshman in high school and proud to be a wild member of the band, playing trumpet.
Talents: kicking major buttocks on Super Smash Bros. (melee and the N64), writing (you don't say?), waking up at the crack of dawn without an alarm (yes, I am insane, you late risers), various art skills such as drawing, painting, charcoal drawings, and pastel drawing, um, reading books that are thicker than my head, burping at will and grossing out everybody in the room I'm currently in (it's so much fun to hear somebody suddenly say "Eeew, that's so nasty! Stop it!" And you know what? I keep the fuel flowing to get them nice and annoyed with me)...I think that's it.
Likes:
1. God, of course
2. My family and friends
3. Zoegirl, Avalon, Steven Curtis Chapman, Michael W. Smith, basically all things that fall under the catagory 'Christian music' (yes, I am a Christian, for all you curious boneheads that failed to notice)
4. Donatello the teenage mutant ninja turtle. Poor Donnie. Everybody is always so fond of the three turtles that are most of the time doing butt kick action stuff, but Don? He's always in the background, tinkering. The unsung hero. So, yay for Don!
Dislikes:
1. Cussing! I strongly disapprove of cussing. I don't see why some stories have it in basically every sentence. It's stupidity and caveman-ish; there are other less profane ways to express yourself. Course, I'm not all 'clean mouth' myself. I say, crap, crud, but not any other stuff (shudders)
2. Homework (That's for all you people who go to school, am I right?)
3. Running the mile in P.E. Ugh! It's absolutely horrible! What's the point in P.E.? Seriously!
4. Barney, The Teletubbies...Basically anything that comes from KPBS. I hate that station, it bugs me to absolute death.
5. Dresses. Can't stand 'em. Could live without 'em. Hate 'em. Yuck. Ew. Gross. I'd wear jeans any day but a skirt or dress is out of the question. Icky.
6. And six...spiders. Bleh.

Contrary to my sarcastic, dry, Raph-like humor (TMNT character), I don't like violence. I believe the world could live without it. However, cartoon violence and fantasy violence, like stuff in LoTR, Golden Sun, etc. That I can handle. It's just blood that bugs me. I am a practiced butt kicker and I can meet and beat any boy's challenge in Super Smash Bros., both versions.

Favorite video games: Golden Sun, Golden Sun: The Lost Age, Pokemon (all versions), Super Smash Bros. Melee, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, TMNT 2: Battle Nexus, Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, Lord of the Rings: The Third Age
Favorite TV shows: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the 2003 edition), Dragonball Z, Dragonball GT, Dragonball, Rave Master, America's Funniest Home Videos, Extreme Makeover: The Home Edition
Favorite characters: Donatello, Jenna, Kirby, my Lilty Denai, Goku (because he's an idiot), Piccolo
Fovorite movies: LoTR (all three), Miss Congeniality, Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous, The Grinch (Jim Carrey version), Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Princess Diaries, Finding Neverland (If you want a tear-jerker, watch this one)
Favorite Books: Eragon, LoTR, The Dragon Riders of Pern series (thanks to Fudge-monkey99 and Ramica), anything by Tamora Pierce, and the Redwall series (the British humor is hilarious)

My ff.net account is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/~lunarninja