Edwit
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since: 07-27-05, id: 487728, Profile Updated: 03-09-11
country: USA
Author has written 62 stories for Humor, Life, Love, Horror, General, Romance, Haiku, Young Adult, Action, Song, and Supernatural.

Introduction:

Name: Sam AKA Edwit

Age: Twenty

Gender: I r grrl

Favorites:

-Movie - "From Hell"

-Book - "You Don't Know Me"

-Food - Anything with cheese

-Drink - Coffee


1. Lazy Sunday reviews
Just a lazy Sunday, shared between two friends. In a hot way. This is slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-9-11 - Complete
2. Battle of the Supernatural Sexes »
A vampire seeking protection from a witch. Not that he quite understands that, really.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,587 - Published: 11-5-10
3. Succubus in Training » reviews
A youngish boy comes to age with his halfsuccubus heritage. I know what you're thinking about... Succubus... boy! You know I roll that way.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 9-17-07
4. Cafè Olè reviews
Two unlikely meetings, leading to one unlikely pair living under the same roof. Join us in chaos.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-07
5. Guardian MAN! reviews
Robin was sent a guardian from a world beyond, who worked for a strange business sought to keep the lives of the living... well... alive.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-23-07
6. Peace reviews
Something happens... Like whoa!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-4-06
7. Fire! Fire! Ahaha reviews
A girl and a fire.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-12-05
8. Boots Are Cool reviews
Boots...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-05
9. Moment of Bliss reviews
...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-8-05
10. Gayness Be with Me reviews
A boy, in love with his male friend... Hm... Not your usual gay guy story... Funny, I think... I don't know... Just read... Some gayosity... Everywhere.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-8-05
11. Confusion: It Starts Things » reviews
A note is found, and no names are stated. Events begin from confusion of the interpretation of the two people that wrote, but who wrote what?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-4-05
12. Lost, Little Boy reviews
This kid wakes up in a strange bed, and everything's warm.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-25-05
13. Blurred Perfection » reviews
A young man lays in bed, next to his girlfriend, and decides the perfect life isn't for him... So, he makes some changes.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-24-05 - Published: 11-19-05
14. Homophobia reviews
I'm a little faggot...
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-20-05
15. Coffee reviews
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-20-05
16. Bitch reviews
You need me...
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-20-05
17. DDR Competition! » reviews
Dance Dance Revolution action... What could get any better? How about sexy homosexuals, and a sexy chick? Oh, yeah.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-17-05 - Published: 11-13-05
18. ABC's of Different Lives reviews
...Yeah. Self-explanatory, I think. Please review.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-16-05
19. Colors of Life reviews
Everything...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-05
20. The Watcher »
A young boy that doesn't speak, and a Watcher with an assignment...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Updated: 11-12-05 - Published: 10-19-05
21. Irony reviews
...Yeah.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-10-05
22. Living with a Psychopath reviews
Nightly parties, a fire-dancing man, mass orgies... What's wrong with this? Travis could name many difficulties...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-05
23. Smells Like Fish » reviews
The stupidest, yet most interesting people, on this entire shit-hole planet live together in this tale of sex, drugs, passion, and masturbation.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-23-05 - Published: 10-8-05
24. Do Who with What? » reviews
Some people living together. Probably the most diverse group you could find. Have fun, this came from the deep bowels of my mind... Mm... There is some homosexuality. A tad.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-22-05 - Published: 9-22-05
25. Ghetto Kiss reviews
A kiss in a subway... Can life get any better than that?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-17-05
26. Perverted Passions reviews
A very strangely perverted story about a fourteen year old boy.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-13-05
27. People Totally Suck, Man reviews
Eh.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-05
28. Robin's a Teacher! » reviews
Who in their right mind would allow him to be around students? Those poor, poor kids!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-11-05 - Published: 10-8-05
29. Moose » reviews
A stuffed moose! And an unlucky guy who gets hit by a car. And another hot guy. What could this all mean? Spookey! Ah, I'm tired...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-7-05 - Published: 10-2-05
30. Mark's Father
Wrote this for class. A little side-story for "Opposites Attract". Be nice, I couldn't use any bad language...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Published: 10-7-05
31. A Night to Remember reviews
Ever seen a duck masturbate? I have! Not as erotic as it sounds... Which has nothing to do with this story at all.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-7-05
32. YinYang reviews
I am yin, you are yang...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-2-05
33. Opposites Attract » reviews
Mark's perfect day is wavered when he discovers Robin in his normal seat, disrupting the order of his life.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-30-05 - Published: 8-13-05
34. Dirty, Slutty Dog reviews
Just as the title says. But a bit more interesting.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-24-05
35. My Enemy reviews
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um... Hope you like this. It's pretty funny. About a guy who loves this person, and he just gets 'played' around with.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-24-05
36. The Boss' Plaything » reviews
An oblivious father, a hormone driven gay guy, and a rowdy boss... Need I say more? More of Mark! He rocks!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-17-05 - Published: 9-16-05
37. Oh, yeah reviews
A haiku about my sexuality and how I feel about it.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-28-05
38. Rape me! reviews
A night out for a little fun. Ooh, look! A kitty!... Ow!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-28-05
39. Deceived and Betrayed reviews
Through the eyes of a murderer... Written in... thirty minutes. Sorry if it sucks.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-25-05
40. Beautiful Death reviews
A girl and a murder. Plus a twist at the end.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-22-05
41. Innocent Rambling reviews
Oh, yeah. Just a little peak into my mind. Only the strong willed allowed.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-19-05
42. Locker Buddies reviews
Unexpected locker romance.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-19-05
43. Sweet Summer Days reviews
A man thinks about a beautiful boy as he watches from the shelter of his home... A short, sweet story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-19-05
44. Remembering a Friend reviews
Just something I needed advice on a while ago. I decided to put it up to show a few feelings. I'm not an unfeeling person, really!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-16-05
45. Parody of Love reviews
Ever sick of hearing about love? Here's something to tide you over...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-16-05
46. Nightly Adventures reviews
A pick up in a nightclub. Mistaken profiles...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-16-05
47. Innocence reviews
It hides the truth...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-16-05
48. A Father's Love reviews
Not your usual 'boy meets long lost father' story. One of the only stories I'm finished with. Have fun with this. It took me two whole hours.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-05
49. Robin's Kidnapping Adventure reviews
What happens when Robin meets Mark? Especially by kidnapping? Well, pretty much anything I can think of. Just roll with me, people. Written by: Raven!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-05
50. Roundabout Suicide reviews
Sickly. Eh, it's all in the title.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-15-05
51. The Facts of Life, well at least one reviews
This is my view on parents, not that I have them anymore. Hmm... Review, if you have time.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-12-05
52. Disturbed Innocence reviews
Open-minded poem. For open-minded peoples.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-12-05
53. Lesbians anyone? reviews
A girl and her sexuality...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-05
54. The Adventures of Two Brothers reviews
One boy teaches his younger brother the most sensual part of one's body... Contains incest. No dirty words.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-12-05
55. The Life of a Bookshop Owner » reviews
Robin has a quiet life, alone in a bookstore. The only person he's ever loved is gone away. Very bland. Until a boy stumbles into the shop, running from a rampage of girls set on selling his underwear on Ebay. Strange?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-9-05 - Published: 8-8-05
56. The Normal Life of Living HalfDemon » reviews
A boy finds himself with a mysterious, goofy, old man, wondering what happened and how long he'll be there. Kind of ghetto, now that I think about it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-9-05 - Published: 7-31-05
57. Hate reviews
Does He control you?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-5-05
58. Death by Popularity reviews
The police find a girl... This is the case...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-3-05
59. So alone reviews
Ever wondered about your death? Sure... Ever wondered about reactions toward your death? Maybe not...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-05
60. Death reviews
A tragedy for you or I? Death related topic.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-31-05
61. Insanity reviews
Ever wondered the true meaning of the levels of insanity? Here's my view on the topic...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-30-05
62. The Trouble with the Closet reviews
So: I decided to tell my family about my secret. What could possibly go wrong? Well, a few probabilities... Gay references, people.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-30-05