For the past, lets say twelve years I've been writing my little stories. I have crates of notebooks and a whole computer filled with my nonsense. Before I was really skeptical of letting other read my writing, but now I'm forcing myself to get over this. So for those of you who don't mind a bit of nonsense, and stupidity, enjoy. For the rest, just laugh at my nonsense and stupidity, and enjoy yourselves too.

If you want to know more about me, then check out my Myspace profile. Look me up, write me, I'll be your friend, and we'll have pizza and sleep overs and braid one another's hair.

I love: smoking, drinking, writing, reading, cartoons, cats, dogs, sex (but not always the guy), jeeps, friends, waterfalls, driving, food, shoes (adidas, roos, chucks and chanklas (that's sandals for you gringos)), good music, concerts, rain, enough snow for sledding, tattoos, skirts, belt buckles, movies, stripclubs, making up words, people that jokingly virbally abuse me, vacations...

I hate: liars, boys (men are cool), drugs (except pot's ok), people who are stupid, crappy music, loud babies/children, anyone that's loud... oh fuck it... i hate everything! BUT ESPECIALLY WRITER'S BLOCK!!

I love to write about characters with flaws. I love lots of conflict and drama, and I don't really care for happy endings. I'll make you fall in love with my characters and then make them break your heart.

Oh, and I never really take the time to spell or grammatically check my writing. Deal with it.

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ALSO: Being the Girlfriend is being prepped for sale on lulu.com. It will be ready for purchase as a download and in book form.