Because I have nothing better to do, I'm updating my profile before my story. But no one really reads this except for Rachel and my mother, so it doesn't really matter. And if you are a new person and are reading my profile before my actual story, I will ask you as impolitely as possible to READ AND REVIEW-NOW! There, I used a nifty exclaimation point because I was exclaiming something. Any what. Now I be bored and Pirates are my friends- so are the lunch ladies and that pinching crab on TV. I have named him Jorje Viapondo Nachita Taco a la Nutcracker and no one can say otherwise or he will pinch you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red and plumbs aren't really blue- In fact, they are spelled with a B- but anyone who doesn't like the Minnisota Vikings are cool too. He He he. I rhymed.

ELPHABA-" I've been Iced!"