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Samahani
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since: 08-03-05, id: 488815
Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy, and Fable.

............I don't know what to say.Why are you here? You remember my name but not the title of my story? You're weird and want to stalk me? Hello. Hmm..... I like pirates. I also like zombies. My lifelong gols are to A. Hit someone with a fish, B. Drive a car through someone's house, C. Throw a jelly filled sock at someone, D. Drive a car into a giant fake pig. Ta-da! That's it....Samahani means 'excuse me' in Swahili, the language used for trading in Africa. I've already hit someone with a fish. i'm not allowed to drive and I don't have enough jelly to fil a sock with or someone to throw it at. I have no problem finding a giant fake pig to drive into though. Sayonarra!

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1. Evil Socks » reviews
Orion, teenage slacker.What happens when he gets hit by a car? Dun..Dun...Dun.Lotsa confused gender jokes.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-17-05 - Published: 8-9-05
2. How to Catch A Leprechaun
Umm..Yeah...Hilarious...Its a funny story with leprechauns...makes no sense..don't read it..unless you want to..your choice
Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-9-05 - Published: 8-9-05
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