name: Tomi Ueda
other professions you would like to attempt: taste tester for the show, Iron Chef
what gets you inspired: last-minute desperation
tools of the trade: Google, Wikipedia, friends, and freshman
first gig: tenor saxophonist for a jazz band
newspaper you read first: The Onion. awesome stuff.
role model: Mitch Hedburg, Mark Ganek, Stan Getz, and Ultraman
what we'd never guess about you: i take pleasure in messing with my friends' minds! muahaha!
smartest thing you've ever done: it'll come soon...i can feel it.
last book you read: Lord of the Flies by William Golding and The Importance of Being Ernest by Oscar Wilde
dream vacation spot: Tahiti
bio:
I am a student still studying the language of English. In fact, I am still studying English and it is now 3:04 AM.
I have learned that I am not very funny, but would like to become better with more reading and practice in writing.
FictionPress has an awesome community of writers, welcoming everyone from beginners to experts of the English language.
I hope it is not too much to ask for but, I ask for some sympathy from the esoteric crowd of talented
writers here at FictionPress, or, possibly, a paying job. I know that
in a community of such a diverse group of writers, there are going to
be flamers. If it is constructive, that is tolerable. But please don't
flame with nonsensical insultations that don't convey a logical,
thougtful point in your arguement. It's a waste of your time and waste
of my time to read.
comments? constructive criticism? maybe some free food?
email me at workistorture@yahoo.com
aim: workistorture
Thank you to one and all who have commented, critisized, or gave me free food.
I love you all...in a platonic sort of way.