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since: 08-23-05, id: 491543, Profile edited: 04-15-08
Author has written 27 stories for Life, Humor, Love, General, Supernatural, Fantasy, Family, General, and Horror.

So yeah.

I'm a review fanatic. I spend so much time searching this site and so many of these authors are simply amazing. Seriously, most of the people on my favorites list put me to shame.

Hmm...I have every intention of posting more random (probably school-induced) poetry here. It's coming momentarily. I swear.

People seem to like "Evil Wench" best. It's kind of...odd.

I like to think of half of my poetry as being rather angsty, while the other half tends to be mainly nonsensical.

And of course, whatever input you have is completely fine by me...


Random facts you should know...:

I'm completely convinced that I have some form of personality disorder. Or something. I'm leaning towards schizotypal personality disorder. I know I'm passive agressive, but that's not really a disorder, is it?

I change the spelling of my name at whim. Sometimes to things that don't even look like my name at all.

I'm addicted to emoticons xD.

There are about a dozen or so characters that I will drop into any situation when I need to write for school. All have fully developed backgrounds and are part of larger stories that are too confusing to post here.

I procrastinate like crazyyyy.


I would put more than that, but I don't see why I should bore you with the details of my life. All things considered, I think that I review stories a lot more than completely healthy, so I'd be happy to read/review yours. Anyway, take care and ciaaaaaoo!

xDeeAnna




1. nursing padded walls while the bass gets LOUDER reviews
wandering in a drunken stupor and the voices in my head start to slur like they've had too much to drink. yeah, what else is new?
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 4-13-08
2. Just Streak Your Makeup Around Your Eyes reviews
I'm so afraid you'll never know which is reality and which is the masquerade. -Though you've been masked since the beginning.- Fever Part 2.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 3-16-08
3. Beware the Ides of March reviews
There's a reason I don't usually write while insane. -The censor in my mind buzzes wildly at the hardcore nonsense.- Rated for swearing, unparalleled confusion, and slashy allusions. If you can't take homosexuality, don't read. Fever Part 1.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 3-16-08
4. Memories Left Behind in these Waters reviews
Was there any way she could have prevented this? This diagnosis has ripped her life from her...even if she is not the one with the disease. The thoughts in her own mind flow unbidden like the waters before her, useless drabbles that won't change a thing.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-28-08
5. Thrill of the Chase reviews
Her breaths echo loudly through the wind and rain at three in the morning. The drugs leak into her mind. But they're the least of her worries as the dark takes over and a stranger comes to call...[[light, sarcastic tone to start out]]
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-11-08 - Published: 1-9-08
6. The Wonders Lie With You, My Love reviews
When you hold me tight...almost too sweet to be written by me, I think :]
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-10-08 - Published: 1-10-08
7. Slips Between the Fingers » reviews
Like liquid and wine, a life is so hard to hold onto...stalkerism and murder from the most horrible depths of my twisted mind, just for Halloween. [Unrelated little pieces which are not my best by any means, but crazy enough to work...]
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-31-07 - Published: 10-31-07
8. Sweet Release of the Perfect Storm reviews
And to you, I give my everything. Inspired by a mix of slow music, life&love, and mysteriously alluring stories of witches...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 10-26-07
9. Control&Demands reviews
The hurt brings about the chill of release...the second of two inspired by the masochistic lifestyle, though decidedly harsher than the first.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-07
10. In Defense reviews
Pain and pleasure tied in one...the first out of two inspired by the masochistic lifestyle.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-07
11. Desperate Pleas reviews
Passion & rhyme heal now and again.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-07
12. Unadulterated Forgiveness reviews
All is forgiven, once sealed with a kiss!
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-07
13. Of Seductive Thieves and Pixie Dust reviews
A musing on what happens when little pixies get what they want and of the dumbfounded mortals who don't know what's hit them.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-07
14. Depression's Mark reviews
When she's gone, she won't have to deal with it anymore...but the tragedy will remain on his untouched hands until the bitter end of time.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-07
15. Haunting Reflections » reviews
Just when she thought things couldn't get any worse, she remembered something horrible: James knew where she was. And he knew how to send her away if she didn't...behave. Too bad those damn rules prevented her from doing anything too rash.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 6-11-07
16. Withheld Cries of Passion reviews
Some things that I've been holding back from someone I'm pretty sure I'm in love with...R&R if you've ever felt the same way. Very abstract still, but with a purpose! [Sorry, I really don't make sense at midnight. And sorry for the cheesy title.]
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-5-07 - Published: 7-5-07
17. If I Didn't Know Better reviews
If she had ever succeeded, I would have lost it...If she ever does, this is everything that's left of me. [A two a.m. poem that I can't bring myself to edit.]
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-25-07 - Published: 6-25-07
18. Dear Manufacturer reviews
The only attempt to capture the last time I cried, for an assignment discussing tone. I have this brilliant theory that every serious poem I attempt to write transitions into a purely emo poem...this is a prime example of that.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 6-18-07
19. Hell reviews
A place poem in the style of Carl Sandburg's Chicago, but about the place that I know best. Jussstt kidding. Dared by a friend to turn this in for an assignment, so I did.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 6-18-07
20. Math in the Morning reviews
The best part of waking up is fractions in your cup...part of the same assignment as Monologues of a Cake but not quite as funny or absurd, I think. Still, I thought I should post this as well. Remember, it's all in jest, so don't mind my tone or grammar.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 6-17-07
21. The Evil Wench: Monologues of a Cake reviews
An indignant dessert expresses its hatred for the chef...Simply a joke, written for English class. I couldn't resist posting it after I won second place with it in a poetry slam. I'm a bit dramatic, you see...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 6-17-07
22. Regret's Certainty reviews
Hurt, a woman turns to alcohol as her release, never knowing who will be there to watch out for her while she downs her wine at the club. About the rush of alcohol...and the crash that follows. Another English class assignment, let me know what you think.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 6-16-07
23. Not Deserving Enough reviews
A boyfriend bored of his role in the life of a clingy girlfriend who can't seem to leave him be...very short and written for an English class POV assignment so that explains why it's without compassion and has such an abrupt end.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-15-07 - Published: 6-15-07
24. Broken Cry, Lamenting Heart reviews
How are you supposed to trust him when you don't even trust your own father? Discusses the aftermath of child abuse, but nothing graphic.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-14-07 - Published: 6-14-07
25. Willing Amnesia reviews
With experimenting on narratives and tones, I ended up writing a rather wistful poem about what my life's become. It's very short, please excuse that...longing and sad, I think.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-11-07 - Published: 6-11-07
26. The Host reviews
Blatantly about suicide, but nothing graphic or offensive I think. I don't know why. I just kind of...well, it's inspired by someone who I just love...and I would die if she let herself fade away. Yeah, it's about her and her hero of a boyfriend.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-11-07 - Published: 6-11-07
27. Binding Trust reviews
A very Jabberwocky style poem, complete with made up diction. So sorry if it confuses you, but I couldn't stop adding to it. It's not really done. Very fantasyish and about vampires, in a sense, but it can be loosely interpreted.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-11-07 - Published: 6-11-07
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