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Author has written 14 stories for General, Humor, General, Life, Humor, Haiku, Nature, and War. Did you ever get the feeling that everything you see in front of you is just the front cover of a magazine, and that one day the man holding it up is going to get bored with that page and you'll see the world waver and ripple, but if you scream he'll set the paper down, eye you inquisitively, and say, "Well, what's this then? A bug? What are you doing in my cupboard?" and then he'll reach out and squish you? Do you ever get that feeling? Cause I do sometimes. And whenever the world starts to waver and ripple, I make sure to be verystill and make as little noise as possible, so as not to provoke the magazine-reading man into squishing me and all the people and things I hold dear. Just in case... Anyway... I am: evansentranced A review for something I wrote once went along these lines: "Luna: I can die childless and happy now that I have read The Velocipede." What's all this, you might ask? Just a bit of fun, but the teacher quoted it back at me in all seriousness (well, sort of) and it made me very very happy. So yes. | |||||||||
1. Gathering Grey reviewsThere is so little black and white in the world, but so few people notice.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 5-6-092. Sam Brown is Dead reviewsSam Brown died at school today."Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 5-6-093. SandmanA poem about sound, in part.Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 5-6-094. Origami Happiness, or Unfold This ExpressionA poem about faces.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 5-6-095. The Magic is LeavingIt's a newspaper poem: take random lines from the newspaper and turn them into a poem. This is my result! It makes sense if you think of magic as the environment, promise.Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 5-6-096. Pocket WatchThe snow and ice had stopped time, and it was always 6:07. It was strange that it could claim to be so late in the middle of the day. Barnaby resolved to only look at the watch again when it was right.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-28-09 - Published: 1-28-097. A Friday in the Life reviewsSequel to the Thursday one. The trees are eating people, which would explain why there are so few of us in this town. The Elves may have created a Union, which is worrying. I can't tell who the ninth graders are here...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-22-07 - Published: 3-22-078. Megalomania » reviewsBecause I was bored / I wrote many bad haikus / Come vomit at themHaiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-22-06 - Published: 5-14-069. The Minion reviewsOf course, the compulsory Raven parody...had to do it for english, thought I'd just put it up here...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-22-06 - Published: 2-22-0610. The Pencil reviewsThe tragic life of a pencil.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-20-06 - Published: 2-20-0611. Gourmet Verses reviewsI love paper. Don't you? My very first attempt at poetry. What do you think? Review please...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-29-05 - Published: 11-29-0512. A Thursday in the life reviewsBy the Power of the Elves, I command you to read this. Although, demands aren't really the elves' forte. And this really isn't their story. It's mine. I won it, and they can't have it back. Damned ninth graders...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-14-05 - Published: 11-14-0513. All Day Detention » reviewsSpend the day with me in All Day Detention. I wrote it during, and afterward realized I was a bit melodramatic about the entire affair...oh well. Will I die of boredom? Will I take a nap? Will I be attacked by rabid flies? Find out inside!Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-15-05 - Published: 10-2-0514. Why early morning is just too much to ask reviewsA twisted love triangle between a girl and...well you'll find out. Not what you'd expect, though. This is what happens when people are forced to wake so early on a Saturday. Review!Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-17-05 - Published: 9-17-05