Well hello...
Welcome to the Bridge of Death. Whoever cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see...
What is your name? Well, it started out as Foxglove Nightshade...and I went through a brief Snake Oil for the Lovelorn phase...but now i'm back to Foxglove.
What is your quest? Umm...
What is your favorite color? Black or grey. Nobody ever picks grey as their favorite color, have you noticed that? It's all alone...
Okay, vital stats-
Name: Audrey
Age: 15
Height: 5’7”
Weight: I don’t know, because my mom threw out the scale after reading a book on teenage girls and anorexia.
Eye color: Hazel
Hair color: Brown
Starsign: Cancer (crab)
Chinese zodiac sign: Sheep/Goat
Here's some of my likes and dislikes,
Likes-JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lord of the Rings (Books and movies), The Black Eyed Peas, annoying my friends (NO! Not the stairs! Stairs are evil!), Calvin and Hobbes (Enjoy this while you can! I'll be a hulking, surly teenager before you know it!), Underoath, Moulin Rouge, Tim Burton,Artemis Fowl,German chocolate cake, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Deathcab For Cutie,snow, Iceland (Give it up for Iceland whoop whoop), sushi, The Academy Is..., Orlando Bloom (who wouldn't? swoon), llamas, Panic! At the Disco,archy and mehitabel, jeans, Monty Python, and Fall Out Boy. And did I mention JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dislikes- Long hair, tuna fish (canned, normal tuna is fine), pink, people who think girls should only like pink (Evil sexists!), Britney Spears, flamers (Don't go breaking down my last thread of self-esteem!), Hillary Duff, and the smell of paint (wet. I don't think dry paint has a smell does it?)
And now...the one question IQ test! Drum roll please! *Drum roll*
So, there was this mute. The mute needed a toothbrush, so he went to the store, and was able to successfully mime the action of brushing one's teeth to the shopkeeper, so the shopkeeper sold him a toothbrush.
Okay. Mute has toothbrush. Now, there is a blind person who wants a pair of sunglasses. How should he communicate to the shopkeeper that he wants a pair of sunglasses?
The blind person opens his mouth and says "I want a pair of sunglasses."
One question- How many people got that? Tell the truth!
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