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KaiserMonkey
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since: 08-28-05, id: 492234
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Author has written 133 stories for General, Love, Song, General, Life, Religion, Essay, Humor, Family, School, Romance, Humor, and Horror.

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I'm a d00d. My friends sometimes describe me as a "cool nerd", whatever that means. Beware depressive themes and adolescent thinking, particularly in earlier works. More happiness lately, though =)




1. Written While Listening to You Breathe »
I seem to be able to write better while listening to my girlfriend asleep, breathing.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 8-13-08
2. Deliverance reviews
halley's concerto, release from depression and the moment of realization of victory.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 7-4-08
3. The Greatest of These reviews
The unexpected love between a devout evangelistic Christian and an atheist, told in chapter and lyric form. -Genesis 1 up!-
Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 6-21-08
4. Valarie reviews
On a night spent in each others' arms and the limitations of language.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-27-08
5. Eternal Sunshine of the Fearful Mind reviews
Meet Me in Montauk. "Valarie, will you go out with me?"
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-20-08 - Published: 4-20-08
6. Change in Understanding of the Cell Membrane
Mnemonic haiku I created for my Cell Bio class...it's a real love poem, but the first letters of each word begin the major names in cell membrane theory over the ages, in order.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 3-5-08
7. Anesthetic Anadiplosis reviews
v2.0, now with more happy! Anadiplosis is the repetition of the ending words of one line at the beginning of another. 'I'm so sick of this class is a waste of my time flies away through the cracks in the walls fill with grime...'
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 10-31-06
8. This Feeling of Love » reviews
The not-so-epic of my relationship with a friend, sometime girlfriend, and periodic source of frustration.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 11-24-07
9. Stolen hours in secluded corners
Heartfelt love poem with elements from literature sprinkled throughout.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 1-19-08
10. Artificial Sweetheart reviews
They're everywhere: Livejournal, Deviantart, absolutepunk, Adultfanfiction. They even have a growing presence on this very site. They're those who feel like they have to mask themselves with an extra layer of sweetness, but you can tell they're not real..
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-30-07
11. Four Days
They've been dating for four days. And that's when I realize, they're looking for something they probably won't find here.' About a couple of friends of mine.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-24-07 - Published: 11-24-07
12. The Fall Seemed Natural
...'And yet I was not alarmed...the fall seemed natural, like a return to the old days before I had made the discovery.' Science versus religion, and the true duality...
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 9-9-07
13. Unconventional Wisdom reviews
You're not wrong, not quite, but just this once.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 8-2-07
14. Awakening reviews
Maybe it's called ambition. [I was a rain dancer.]
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
15. Acrostica » reviews
Acrostic poems, as the title suggests. These are really fun! Added 'Amor Vincit Autolysis', a narrative love poem with double rhyme exploring the individual's ability to conquer depression.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-18-07 - Published: 2-21-07
16. I Start All My Sentences with 'I' reviews
[I Am poem for creative writing]...me mocking 'amateur emo poetry' and the rigid structure of creative writing class.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 5-15-07
17. Camarón Dormido reviews
Title comes from a Spanish saying, 'el camarón que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente', or 'the sleeping shrimp is carried away by the current'. Life is not as hard as it seems. [Cascade for creative writing]
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-4-07 - Published: 5-4-07
18. You're Not Going Anywhere
...'You're not going anywhere again, right? I...I...' [Triolet for creative writing]
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-3-07 - Published: 5-3-07
19. Will Maverick Miracles Never Cease
Healthy frustration vs. unhealthy anger and demands. 'Metaphor poem' for creative writing.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-2-07 - Published: 5-2-07
20. Brown
You're brown like the leaves on the trees...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-26-07 - Published: 4-26-07
21. Serotonin Reuptake
I thought, but I was wrong. [It's great to live again.]
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 4-16-07
22. Fenestration
Loosely based on Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead and the love of Roark and Dominique contained within. 'Fenestration' refers to the arrangement, proportioning, and design of windows and doors in a building.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 4-16-07
23. You
Love can be reduced to the sum of a series of chemical equations. What happens when a group of terrorists balances the equation? [Creative writing assignment that had to be done in 3 days...going to be fleshed out]
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 4-16-07
24. Absolute reviews
The most inspirational poem ever written.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-3-07 - Published: 4-3-07
25. The Objectivism of Depression reviews
A view of Ayn Rand's philosophy, the pursuit of happiness, from the point of a depressed person, who continues to undergo that pursuit.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-30-07 - Published: 3-30-07
26. Oda a Ayn Rand
El amor, se dice, es la fe en lo que no puede existir. [Asignación en mi clase de español]
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - Spanish - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-29-07 - Published: 3-29-07
27. Two Thousand and Seven
War is peace, freedom is slavery, knowledge is ignorance.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-28-07 - Published: 3-28-07
28. Assimilation
Only a good thing when you're Protoss and need to extract gas.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-28-07 - Published: 3-28-07
29. Emesía and the Beans
A tale of lost, lovelorn lugubriosity. And legumes. [Tall tale for creative writing.]
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-27-07 - Published: 3-27-07
30. Who Is John Galt
About depression. 'It's a physical presence I feel, like an Ouroboros wrapped around my heart...'
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-25-07 - Published: 3-25-07
31. Life Is a Spanish English Dictionary reviews
From acelerar to zambullida.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-23-07 - Published: 3-23-07
32. Clothes Freethought reviews
Take off your pants, your jacket...and the binds of society.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-22-07 - Published: 3-22-07
33. Podophysiognomy reviews
aka the idea you can know one's characteristics...from their shoes.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-22-07 - Published: 3-22-07
34. The Moral Majority
...'I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God,' said George Bush Sr.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 3-21-07
35. True Messiah reviews
...'His vision, his strength, his courage came from his own spirit. A man's spirit, however, is his self. That entity which is his consciousness. To think, to feel, to judge, to act are functions of the ego.'
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-20-07 - Published: 3-20-07
36. Dominique Francon reviews
I'm much too smart to conform to their standards of success.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-20-07 - Published: 3-20-07
37. Henry Cameron
We're nothing more than guanine.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-20-07 - Published: 3-20-07
38. Howard Roark
Love, they say, is the faith in what cannot exist.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-20-07 - Published: 3-20-07
39. I've Forgotten How to Miss
A heavy hearted work of staggering genius.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-17-07 - Published: 3-17-07
40. Coitus Interruptus
Sex occasionally becomes more than love: for some, it's a way of increasing self esteem. But maybe abstinence works just as well.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-14-07 - Published: 3-14-07
41. 42 reviews
The following night they did it all over again, only this time with Sony Walkmen.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-10-07 - Published: 3-10-07
42. Apathy versus Poetry reviews
There's a difference between being bored and having nothing to do.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-9-07 - Published: 3-9-07
43. Life, p7
I have seen the teratophage, and I am better for the experience.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-8-07 - Published: 3-8-07
44. Untitled
From the moment I emerged from my mother's womb, you cut the cord and held me tight, lovingly, though a bit too strong for my comforts. What happened?
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-7-07 - Published: 3-7-07
45. Bridge to Terabithia
A numbed imagination, a lost wish synthesized into your teardrops and fervent desires never to go home.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-7-07 - Published: 3-7-07
46. Beyond Electric Dreams
Creative writing assignment. Evan is my character, the others were created by group members. An avowed atheist feigns religiousness to lead Christians out of the church, but he ends up having a much greater impact on four others' lives than he expected...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-5-07 - Published: 3-5-07
47. Katrina, I Love You Too
Epic poem contrived to fit the meter of 'A Day Late' by anberlin which recounts a boy's disillusionment with popularity.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-3-07 - Published: 3-3-07
48. On Moral Behavior reviews
Why everyone, whether or not they believe in God, Jesus as his son, Muhammad as his final prophet, or any mixture of the aforementioned and the nonaforementioned should treat others with kindness and empathy.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-28-07
49. Fugue for Personality
Fugue, a composition that begins with one voice and has others join in as time progresses. From the Latin fuga, flight, and fugere, to flee.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 2-25-07
50. The Curse of Love
The line between teenage angst and depression is disappearing...if it was ever there in the first place.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-20-07 - Published: 2-20-07
51. Pseudobohemian Rhapsody
He watches Clerks with a reverent awe, as if Jay and Silent Bob have life figured out...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-20-07 - Published: 2-20-07
52. The Question
Thomas Linnebaker, seventeen year old genius, realizes that people seem to need religion, so he creates his own, more user friendly one. Chapter 2, the beginning of his holy book, is coming up...
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-15-07 - Published: 2-15-07
53. Too Good to Be True reviews
One Valentine's Day, the mounting tensions between Adam and his girlfriend come to a head in an argument, a profession of love, and a surprising ending that stays with you after you read.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-14-07 - Published: 2-14-07
54. Angels and Armadillos reviews
Did you ever realize you could just stop believing?
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-11-07 - Published: 2-11-07
55. Juvenalian
Simply singing softly never seems to fill the void...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-10-07 - Published: 2-10-07
56. Autolysiphobia reviews
The fear of self destructing.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-6-07 - Published: 2-6-07
57. I Just Want Reviews reviews
The first honest poem on Fictionpress.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-6-07 - Published: 2-6-07
58. Breakup Letter to God reviews
Dear God, it's been a while since we've talked. I know things aren't what they used to be. It's just that I've realized there's this great universe out there, uncountable numbers of stars and galaxies and natural laws...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-4-07 - Published: 2-4-07
59. The Atheist Manifesto reviews
...'We should invade their minds, kill their demons and convert them to atheism. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpetbombed German cities, we killed civilians. That was wrong. And this is wrong.'
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-4-07 - Published: 2-4-07
60. Antipode
Isn't it true that sometimes every kid in your school seems to meld together?
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-4-07 - Published: 2-4-07
61. Nature versus Nurture reviews
An examination of the events of my life and their impacts.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-3-07 - Published: 2-3-07
62. Rhyming Is Fun reviews
Written, in its entirety, between creative writing and calculus one school day. Kind of a series of snapshots of life.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-3-07 - Published: 2-3-07
63. Second Heartbeat
Alexander Sartori died in a drunken stupor from a nosocomial infection. Somehow, he's been resurrected as his five year old self. He has a chance to right all the wrongs in his life...but how does he know he just won't screw it up more?
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-3-07 - Published: 2-3-07
64. QED
Sitting in the car outside his love interest's house, a boy tries to use derivatives to calculate the future course of their relationship.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-3-07 - Published: 2-3-07
65. Animus reviews
I scaled the wall between mind and hand we call Inhibition...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-2-07 - Published: 2-2-07
66. Quixotic reviews
...'Mark you those monsters with arms that will freeze you to touch, though they beckon?...' 'They are but firs,' says the squire, but our knight knows better.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-30-07 - Published: 1-30-07
67. My Dark Materials reviews
How and why I came to realize atheism was right for me, and why I believe it's right for you too. Religious types, give me your best shot!
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-28-07 - Published: 1-28-07
68. How I Died and Was Reborn reviews
This is an essay I wrote on depression for a scholarship offered to kids who 'have faced the challenges of a personal life threatening illness'. It's supposed to 'describe how I successfully coped with challenges brought on by my illness'. Please R&R!
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-26-07 - Published: 1-26-07
69. I Love the Rain
Cascades of torrential euphoria, intertwining droplets of shimmering radiance, roll off my back...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-26-07 - Published: 1-26-07
70. Idealist Love Poem reviews
...'Half of me's burning but most of me's churning to feel your bare yearning that lures me, I'm learning to fall...'
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 1-22-07
71. Possibly the Greatest Scientific Discovery Ever
Our English assignment was to write a satirical essay similar to 'A Modest Proposal' by Jonathan Swift. This is an invective attack on apathetic students and rich kids who love to party and get high.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-21-07 - Published: 1-21-07
72. Firewater reviews
...'I can't stand English,' he said. 'The class is so ambiguous...every story or poem means something different to each person. And then they ask multiple choice questions about our opinions! I wish I could just take physics and calculus this year.'
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-20-07 - Published: 1-20-07
73. Julia Drake
My environmental science teacher sometimes drives me crazy, making us do 'labs' that are really just busy work in disguise...and then I consider her side of the story.
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-16-07 - Published: 1-16-07
74. Groundbreaking 'Emo' Band Explores Death, Breakups
I was a bored reporter sent to the Fantasy Lounge in Chicago to keep tabs on the local music scene. While I was there the most innovative sound I'd ever heard came wafting through the air: the sound of something called 'emo'.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-13-07 - Published: 1-13-07
75. The Damming reviews
Ideas flow like a river, but sometimes it takes more than dynamite to blow away the dams...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
76. Vicarious
And the friends I make won't make me whole, only help spin me out of control. Here I totter so precariously, sick of living so vicariously...
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-28-06 - Published: 12-28-06
77. Perchance to Dream reviews
It's like I'm tottering on the edge of an abyss of thought, too wide to avoid, too great to ignore, too narrow to take me, too small to remember...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 12-23-06
78. Something Beautiful reviews
It's funny how my motions mesh together like your touch instilled a confidence the likes of which my eyes have never seen. It's funny how that touch that I was waiting for only came when I got up and made it...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-21-06 - Published: 12-21-06
79. Hello Sky Harbor
Our love is close to perfect...this world is something more.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-20-06 - Published: 12-20-06
80. Hopeless, Romantic reviews
A love song. 'Every time you watch me going through . everything we promised not to do . everyone can know that we're in love . every wish soars into sung above...'
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-15-06 - Published: 12-15-06
81. The Illusion of Motion
Inspired by Dean Koontz's book Velocity, in which there's a statue of a man who appears to be running, and Koontz uses it as commentary on society. 'Life is measured in activites and GPA, and Harvard is Heaven, while the community college is Hell...'
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 12-11-06
82. cRiMsOn RaZoRbLaDe TeArS oF DeAtH aNd CrImSoN reviews
i wrote this in school its about life being a black hole of darkness and crimson and nobody will ever love me bc im too real for them and whats a run on sentence lol
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-7-06 - Published: 12-7-06
83. Soundtrack
A poem told through the mention of songs. This describes how music affected me during the summer of 2003.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-6-06 - Published: 12-6-06
84. ¿No Te Vi?
Mi primera poema español...estoy en una clase de literatura española avanzada en los E.E.U.U. y decidí escribir ésto. El amor trabaja misteriosamente...Revisad por favor!
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - Spanish - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-5-06 - Published: 12-5-06
85. 100 Reasons Not to Go reviews
1. She laughed at my dumb jokes. 2. I've been dead and awoke. 3. The life I know I'll find. 4. My contemplative mind...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-3-06 - Published: 12-3-06
86. Dean Koontz reviews
We are rejected, subjected to endless lies and ceaseless strife, but every time you look away you find a reason to choose life...
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-3-06 - Published: 12-3-06
87. Nonconformity after Our First Date
Everyone's got the answer. 'Do we need to die romantic? Do we need to seize the day living not to be pedantic till we burn our lives away?...'
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 12-2-06
88. I Won't Let Myself Give Up reviews
I have an excuse to give up on love...but there's no way I can let myself. 'She whispered, 'You're in love with me.' I believed it was true...'
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-25-06 - Published: 11-25-06
89. In Sickness and in Health reviews
Detailed examination of a relationship. 'Our love is a sickness, I'm taking my chances...'
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 11-21-06
90. Phantasmagoria reviews
Phantasmagoria: an exhibition or display of optical effects and illusions. 'Please be my frivolity, heroine of wet dreams and fantasies...'
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 11-18-06
91. Desesperación
The title means 'desperation' in Spanish. 'You are the end of my misdirected hopes, you are the casualty of my idealistic mind...'
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 11-18-06
92. Imperfect Perfectionist reviews
When you have depression, emo becomes rock and rock becomes emo.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-17-06 - Published: 11-17-06
93. There's Always Something More
...'than Seroquel and pain'...Dedicated to everyone who has ever struggled.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-12-06 - Published: 11-12-06
94. Forward Motion
I'm moving forward as everyone else stands still...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-8-06 - Published: 11-8-06
95. Coming Back from Depression
I started writing this at night when I was really, really tired and the words were the first thing that popped into my head...the title says it all. Being able to feel again...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-7-06 - Published: 11-7-06
96. Goodbye Forever reviews
KaiserMonkey has fun with rhymes while writing a last letter to a forgotten love.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-4-06 - Published: 11-4-06
97. Your Soul Is a Flooded Island reviews
Somewhat angsty, allegorical poem that has strong ties to a relationship in my life...I really like this one!
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-27-06 - Published: 10-27-06
98. The Idealist
Somewhat autobiographical, although I kind of got carried away. About keeping an idealistic viewpoint in a cynical world.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-24-06 - Published: 10-24-06
99. Klingon Courtship Ritual reviews
Two Counter Strike players find true love...
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-21-06 - Published: 10-21-06
100. The Writer reviews
You know those guys that pretend to like Dashboard Confessional and act sensitive but only do it to get chicks? One learns something important.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-19-06 - Published: 10-19-06
101. When You Fall
An inspirational piece...originally meant to be about how our suffering is what makes us human, but I'm not sure if it turned out that way.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-17-06 - Published: 10-17-06
102. Help?
Introspective, angsty piece filled with confusion and questioning, as per my feelings as I wrote it...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-10-06 - Published: 10-10-06
103. Love is reviews
An exploration of what one simple word can mean.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-10-06 - Published: 10-10-06
104. Would You Rather Freeze to Death?
...or die aflame?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-8-06 - Published: 10-8-06
105. Epiphany reviews
Inspirational thing that has pretty great personal significance.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-6-06 - Published: 10-6-06
106. Jessi's Song reviews
Ode to the first semi relationship I had, which took place when I was 14 over the Internet.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-06 - Published: 10-4-06
107. Goodbye, Asswipe reviews
A screw you song to my ex best friend.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-06 - Published: 10-4-06
108. It's Not Me, It's You reviews
The token 'I'm gonna be unique' song from your author KaiserMonkey...
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-30-06 - Published: 9-30-06
109. Theissey reviews
I ask the questions that everyone wishes they knew the answers to...
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-20-06 - Published: 9-20-06
110. Keep Plano Beautiful reviews
An ode to the city where I live, which is known to have one of the most competitive school systems in the nation...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-19-06 - Published: 9-19-06
111. On the Marionette Theatre reviews
Death Cab for Cutie and His Dark Materials mixed with apathy and shaken, but not too well.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-12-06 - Published: 9-12-06
112. Why Rion Should Live reviews
Just some tidbits from my personal experiences that might help anyone confused out there. Title is from a Chicken Soup book.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-4-06 - Published: 9-4-06
113. My Hurricane reviews
My first relationship, from beginning to end.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 8-16-06
114. Into the Unknown reviews
Teenage rebellion meets self realization...
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-13-06 - Published: 8-13-06
115. This, Too, Shall Pass reviews
An ode to the four words that can change everything...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-7-06
116. It's Not Easy
A breakup song from the other point of view.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-1-06 - Published: 8-1-06
117. I Don't Know Your Name reviews
If you believe in soul mates...a poem for the one that I haven't met yet.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-1-06 - Published: 8-1-06
118. Goodbye Cruel World reviews
Stream of consciousness poem about a suicidal person.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-27-06 - Published: 7-27-06
119. Sunset Dirge reviews
One of the strangest things I've written...kind of a song but with no real music in mind, so posted as a poem. My relationship of seven months ended, and here's how I feel...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-30-06 - Published: 6-30-06
120. Don't reviews
A fight between father and son from both perspectives.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 6-24-06
121. Walk Away reviews
Walk away, just like the rest of them did...
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-31-06 - Published: 5-31-06
122. Katalyst reviews
For my now ex girlfriend. A catalyst is something that induces change.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-23-06 - Published: 5-23-06
123. Three Wishes reviews
Written for a Desktop Publishing assignment. Andrew Heathefield III is spoiled rotten and hates his life...until he eats some weird goulash and is granted three wishes.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-10-06 - Published: 5-10-06
124. Depression reviews
A quick, less than a minute long song that I wrote during my state's exit level science standardized test. Bssically about someone who has depression.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-25-06 - Published: 4-25-06
125. You're Not Alone reviews
Dedicated to every so called 'loser' in the world...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-21-06 - Published: 4-21-06
126. To Have Loved and Lost reviews
It's better to have loved and lost than not to love at all. Right?
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-20-06 - Published: 3-20-06
127. Catharsis reviews
A catharsis is a period of great emotional release. This is my catharsis.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-20-06 - Published: 3-20-06
128. Bread and Circuses reviews
Examines some of the eerie similarities between ancient Rome and the current state of the U.S.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-20-06 - Published: 3-20-06
129. Unoriginal Sin reviews
One night can change everything...
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-19-06 - Published: 3-19-06
130. Unrequited reviews
Love doesn't take into account matters of convenience...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-15-06 - Published: 3-15-06
131. Requiem reviews
Sometimes, when it seems like there's no way to win, all you can do is fight...
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-8-06 - Published: 3-8-06
132. Centripetal reviews
Humorous song about love in physics class.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-8-06 - Published: 3-8-06
133. So Close reviews
The last step is always the hardest to take...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-8-06 - Published: 3-8-06
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