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since: 08-30-05, id: 492454
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Author has written 12 stories for Young Adult, Family, Humor, Love, General, Song, General, and Romance.

Hiya. I'm an aspiring author. Like all of you. I'm one of millions... you know what I mean? The ones that write millions of stories hoping there will be some chance from it, but there never is and when they try to pursue a career in writing, they end up poor and broke and sad and alone and unsuccessful and end up writing on fictionpress in an attempt to show others their talent which doesn't really matter anyway because no one reviews.

But if you want to make me happy for an hour or two without the use of any drugs, then click review after my story. A second of your time for a teenager's joy? It'll make your heart glow with joy.

If not, I send brain waves out to make you do so. Or else. WahahhaAHAHhAHAHAHaHAA. :D

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Currently accepting:
Joint projects
Whatever else you've got to offer

I'm bored. So sue me.

In Progress:

Character Contest
Strawberry Shortcake

On Hold:

ITCH

Completed:

Poems:

AnNoYiNg As ThIs TiTlE
A Simple Face
Mask The Pain With Even More

Stories:

One-shot:

A Diet in Distress
The Two

Erm. Un..one-shot. xD

None D:

Songs:

Song of a Stolen Heart
Without

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I'm a very lazy person. Therefore, I tend to like to write oneshot things more than chapter stories. :) Ah, and by the way, I've got a joint account with a friend. Penname: Point-O. :3 She writes the odd numbered chapters, and I write the even! Chapter five of Allison Wonderland is up!


Stories Authored: (12) . Favorite Authors: (0) . Favorite Stories: (3) . C2 Communities (0) .


1. Love Stew reviews
Love is like a stew. Yum.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-23-06 - Published: 10-23-06
2. The Call reviews
A phone call to the one you love is never the easiest thing.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-30-06 - Published: 9-30-06
3. The Two reviews
A one-shot, very short story.
Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-14-06 - Published: 8-14-06
4. Mask The Pain With Even More reviews
"But that's okay, I'm totally fine, swallowing pills until I get tingles down my spine." An emo poem for an unemo friend.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-7-06
5. Strawberry Shortcake » reviews
When a new guy goes to Phoi's high school, she knows he's it. However, her two best friends are going gaga over him too, and chances grow even slimmer when she finds out what he thinks about 'her'. How far will she go to win him over?
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-5-06 - Published: 7-1-06
6. Song of a Stolen Heart reviews
How one person feels about having a stolen heart.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-5-06 - Published: 8-5-06
7. Without reviews
What's the point of being purple without the red?
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-4-06 - Published: 8-4-06
8. Character Contest reviews
A contest between twelve random characters from random fictionpress stories. Enter today. YOU could be the winner.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-1-06 - Published: 8-1-06
9. A Simple Face reviews
"...I, as the murderer; you, my confederate."
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-30-06 - Published: 7-30-06
10. A Diet in Distress reviews
One-shot - How do diets help? Click here to find out.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-28-06 - Published: 6-28-06
11. ITCH » reviews
Queen Bee Lisa was always the hottest, richest girl in school. When a new girl comes along and stands up to her, can she keep her royal uphold or will she be kicked off the throne?
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-28-06 - Published: 6-27-06
12. AnNoYiNg As ThIs TiTlE reviews
Little brothers can be such a bother.
Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-27-06
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