SKOW

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I would like to thank the academy.

I try to be politically correct, but I'm not sure what that means. In fact, no one even understands my sarcasm most of the time. Yeah, I do listen to really sucky music. I can't help it! I mean, I miss discussing poptarts with my nannies--all eleventeen of you guys. I cried when you left, y'know. Actually, it does take a real man to jump into a dirty pond to save a nine-year-old kid's toy boat. But for the umpteenth time, I don't live in a beachfront mansion...my neighbor does have a pool, though. God, I can't even swim. I will say this, however; it's definitely Africa hot. Ya dig?

update 11.7.09 Hey, guys! Bad news. My computer recently had its entire hard-drive thingy or whatever wiped out, and I lost all my documents. ALL of them. I would be in tears, but apparently, it was the only thing my friend could do to salvage my computer. In addition to this, I have lots of college applications to do. Unfortunately, this means that a new chapter will not be out until after 2010. I'm sorry. ): I hope you guys will forgive me! Lots of love, me.

update 8.19.09 I'm back from vacation! Thanks to complexdays, I found out that not only was "We've Got A Big Mess..." nominated for Most Humorous (Complete) in SKOW, but it WON! Wow, thank you SO MUCH to everyone who voted for me! Thank you, thank you! I started writing this story when I was 14, so it needs lots of editing, but I'll save that for a less busy future. As for now, I've got to cram all my AP assignments in less than 3 weeks, so don't expect an update of Summer Air for at least another month. Sorry! ): Once again, a huge hug to all my voters! xoxo

Thank you to all the readers, reviewers, and everyone who added me to their C2s/alerts/faves! It's shocking how high the numbers have gone...to me, at least.

--My stories are not meaningful, life-changing, or thought-provoking. They're pretty childish and full of fifth grade jokes...and that's how I like 'em! I write whatever comes to mind, and I can assure you that none of it is either one of those three adjectives. If you're looking for something that you might find on bookshelves, uh, you can look in my faves. If you're looking for something silly to keep your mind off that six-page paper that's due in an hour, you can look at my stories!

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