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Quotes I Love:"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much." -Oscar Wilde
"Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate." -Unknown
"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."- Anonimous
"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." -Agatha Christie
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population." -David Letterman
"If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower." -Groucho Marx
"The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected." -Will Rodgers
"A writer is, after all, only half his book. The other half is the reader and from the reader the writer learns."-P.L. Taverns
"Never leave the person you love for the person you like, because the person you like might leave you for the person they love" - dunno but i love it... lol
Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.