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Author has written 13 stories for Song, General, Fantasy, Kids, and Humor. "When a man is in love, jealous and whipped by the inquisition, he is out of his mind," François Voltaire- Candide I'm not a man, in love, jealous or whipped by anybody. Dunno about that whole mind thing though. It's been a while since I've been on this thing. I feel a fair bit older than when I first started shoving my hideous little stories on here aged thirteen. My tastes, ideas, friends and hairstyles have changed considerably since then. That's probably a good thing. I'm going to finish The Death of Maddie Ferguson even if nobody reads it, it's a whole story, with an actual plot, and characters with some form of personality. When that's finished, I'll write something else. I've got this little side project going on, with vultures, ugly janitors, dead people, and a weird little doll. And a nasty robot. And evil administrators. And a mysterious kid, whose name, nobody knows. Sounds a bit like my dream diary really. All we need is the sense of unbridled horror and it'd be pretty much spot on. wishing you all the best, V&T Xxx currently listening to: The Sun is Often Out- Patrick Wolf | |||||||
1. Drifters reviewsFor somebody I can't imagine life without. Looks like I'm gonna have to learn.Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-11-08 - Published: 11-11-082. The Death of Maddie Ferguson » reviewsMaddie is a magician, wrapped in her own warped universe of scams, schemes and magic. She has yet to be caught, her favourite colour is yellow and she adores her kid sister Jo. Torn between responsibility and abition, it can only end in tears.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,285 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 8-20-073. The Rabid Tale of the Hideous Wolf Boy reviewsThe moral of the story is, of course, that all mischievous little boys should be killed upon sight to prevent further damage. And that if you hear screaming, run away from the source, not towards it like they do in movies.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 11-1-084. I remember your vomit reviewsRelationships and drunkeness. Good stuff.Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 11-1-085. KaChanski reviewsHuddled over his little desk with a screwdriver in one hand and a spanner in the other, Dr. Foster was about to make one of the greatest inventions in the history of humankind. Its name was KaChanski, the greatest dancing robot ever to walk the earth.Complete - Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 11-9-076. The Waiting Game reviewsIt's about people who suffer with chronic stage fright and general nervousness, but is open to interpretation.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 5-19-077. Uncle Chris reviewsOneshot. May's mother has travelled down to london to visit her brother in hospital, leaving May and her father together in the house. Arguments and ideas are explored, specifically in the culinary area. Rated for some language. I decided to play it safe.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-31-07 - Published: 1-18-078. Song 14 reviewsA killer is having lastminute thoughts about what they are doing. Told from the perspective of the victim.Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 12-16-069. Lethargy reviewsSong written about a time in my life where I was pretty down and depressed, around eight years old if I remember correctlySong - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-5-06 - Published: 9-5-0610. So I'm an idiot reviewsA re-write of a song I began a few years ago. Another insight into my utterly childish mind, kind of stupid, but I don't really care in this present time.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-28-06 - Published: 1-28-0611. Nosebleed reviewsDon't read if you are squeamish at the slight mention of blood okay. Song based on a rubbish morning I had.Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-23-06 - Published: 1-23-0612. The Procrastinator reviewsI know that the title isn't a real word but that's the idea. This one needs a bit of work at the end. I really should update my stories sometime.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-21-06 - Published: 1-21-0613. Nostalgic Days reviewsIt took me a while to write this, it's my first song! I guess I just hate it when you have to say goodbye to stuff and it was inspired by that.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-20-05 - Published: 10-20-05