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Vexed and Tired
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since: 09-08-05, id: 493489, Profile edited: 05-20-08
Author has written 12 stories for Song, Humor, General, Fantasy, and Kids.

Bonjour my hearties!

Welcome to the utter dross that is my writing. I'm only here for practise, so take a gander at your leisure. I hope your eyeballs don't pop out of their sockets in horror. I've been writing for about three years now, so I still have a lot to improve on. Feel no guilt in pointing out my errors. In fact, you now have my permission to take pleasure in writing me hatemail or whatever else springs to mind. Actually, I think just hatemail would make my day.

My stories include-

The Death of Maddie Ferguson- which is all about magic, family relationships and coming to terms with the loss of people you love. This is my main project which I'm working on. I have three chapters that need editing, four to write, and the six that I've already posted. Not a long story, but the longest thing I have written.

Uncle Chris- is uh...about death again...and awkward family relationships...it's totally different from TDOMF, I swear!

KaChanski- is about a crazy little dancing robot. I sometimes like to make up stupid little stories like this. I got another one on my computer about a Hideous Mutant Wolf Boy That Ate Everybody. I might make a little collection of them some day.

I'm also writing this thing called St. Greaves which is a bording school story, except with zombies, possesed dollies and other flesh-eating monsters. That one's still in the noteooks however, but it'll be good when I get round to it.

All the best

~V&T

Currently listening to: 'American Wedding' by Gogol Bordello




1. The Death of Maddie Ferguson » reviews
Maddie is a magician, wrapped in her own warped universe of scams, schemes and magic. She has yet to be caught, her favourite colour is yellow and she adores her kid sister Jo. Torn between responsibility and abition, it can only end in tears.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 8-20-07
2. An open letter from Your Whore
For all the people who have ever complained about being single...there is always a worse alternative...
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-15-08 - Published: 1-15-08
3. KaChanski reviews
Huddled over his little desk with a screwdriver in one hand and a spanner in the other, Dr. Foster was about to make one of the greatest inventions in the history of humankind. Its name was KaChanski, the greatest dancing robot ever to walk the earth.
Complete - Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 11-9-07
4. The Waiting Game reviews
It's about people who suffer with chronic stage fright and general nervousness, but is open to interpretation.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 5-19-07
5. Uncle Chris reviews
Oneshot. May's mother has travelled down to london to visit her brother in hospital, leaving May and her father together in the house. Arguments and ideas are explored, specifically in the culinary area. Rated for some language. I decided to play it safe.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-31-07 - Published: 1-18-07
6. Song 14 reviews
A killer is having lastminute thoughts about what they are doing. Told from the perspective of the victim.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 12-16-06
7. Lethargy reviews
Song written about a time in my life where I was pretty down and depressed, around eight years old if I remember correctly
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-5-06 - Published: 9-5-06
8. So I'm an idiot reviews
A re-write of a song I began a few years ago. Another insight into my utterly childish mind, kind of stupid, but I don't really care in this present time.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-28-06 - Published: 1-28-06
9. Nosebleed reviews
Don't read if you are squeamish at the slight mention of blood okay. Song based on a rubbish morning I had.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-23-06 - Published: 1-23-06
10. The Procrastinator reviews
I know that the title isn't a real word but that's the idea. This one needs a bit of work at the end. I really should update my stories sometime.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-21-06 - Published: 1-21-06
11. The Epitome of Childish reviews
Based on 'there was an old woman who lived in a shoe' it came off the top of my head this morning, but I still liked it. Written about an actual story.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-10-05 - Published: 12-10-05
12. Nostalgic Days reviews
It took me a while to write this, it's my first song! I guess I just hate it when you have to say goodbye to stuff and it was inspired by that.
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-20-05 - Published: 10-20-05
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