chocolatedemon
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since: 09-10-05, id: 493733
country: USA
Author has written 6 stories for Life, and General.

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There's not that much to say really. I'm 18. I want to go abroad to learn Spanish REALLY well. I run track. I would play other sports but my eye-hand coordination is nonexistent. I love hiking and rock climbing and french food and indian food and chinese food and japanese food and italian food. Shopping for more than an hour and a half gives me a headache. …let’s see what else…I love chocolate chip cookies…I eat them everyday…can’t live without. I love listening to music…anything but country.

Ummm…I have 2 sisters. I wish I had a brother. O well.

I love movies: these are some of them:

gladiator, pride and prejudice, love actually, hitch, Zorro, pirates of the Caribbean, bend it like beckam, the mummy, the count of Monte cristo, 1st matrix, chocolat, taxi(French version only, the English version SUCKS ASS), The closet, le dinner de con, Chicago, Mean Girls, Mulan, Girl with a pearl earring, , Shrek, Italian Job, The breakfast Club, Last Samurai, A room with a view, Runaway Jury...

So anyways, I basically read mostly slash stories, I’m just like that. So if there are any good stories out there, send them my way.

Well, that’s all I can think of.

oh, one last thing (a little something i picked up):

How to give 110 in College

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So it stands to reason that Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118


1. Selfish Despair
How do you live your life? What do you choose to see and not see?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Published: 7-23-06
2. PostGrief reviews
A boy who is so comsumed by grief, that words fail him
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-05
3. Falling reviews
Falling may reveal a little more than one wants, especially at the last possible moment
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-05
4. Useless reviews
A poem about growing up and being held back
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-05
5. She reviews
She was never good at talking
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-7-05
6. Fallices: Australian Girl reviews
A poem; a parody of fallices. About views in school.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-7-05