MCThespian410

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since	: 09-23-05, id: 495274

Author has written 17 stories for General, Song, Life, and Friendship.

I'm creative. The only things I love more than writing are God, acting, and working with kids. (Usually in that order, although the last 2 sometimes switch places. lol) My friends and I are basically morons. Examples...

"One of these days, a couple thousand years from now, somebody's gonna find that picture and think it's, like, hyroglyphic porn or something." - Me
"There's a difference between Sluts and Whores. Whores get paid." - Me
"Awww...that makes me feel lonely...I need food."- Me
"Yeah...but God is experiencing creation, the present, and judgement all right now...and the civil war!" - Me
"We're dancing. We left room for Jesus...and a couple of the disciples...and maybe Mary." - Me
"Blessings shouldn't wear disguises. It pisses people off." - Me
"I have, like, an abnormally large Adams Apple, so when I laugh it strangles me." - Me
(Talking about the song "When You're Worried and You Can't Sleep") "Have you ever seen a person with a curly HEAD? I mean, these poor deformed children, and he's singing about COUNTING them! How sadistic can you be?" - Me
(Talking about singing that ^ song to my kids as a lullabye) "I'll just tell them, 'Now, when you see children with curly heads, you mustn't count them." - Me

"Ah! There's a bear in the bathroom!" - Matt
"When I turn into naked man I have no control over what I say...or do."- Matt
"Aaron...I can't...let myself...get down..." - Matt
"Yeah...but...That couldn't have been Jesus, because it was before he was born..." - Matt
"I could get a bunch of hyenas to kill my brother!" - Matt

"How about B-E-A-R-E?" - Brian
(Explaining to his girlfriend why he has another girl's phone number) "In case I'm ever in WA and need somebody to hook up with." - Brian
"That's where Alli and I go when we...stargaze." - Brian

"We could sleep together." -Alli
"Let's go to bed." - Alli

"Not stupid in a bad way. Just stupid in a stupid way." - Banine

Brian - Imagine sex before the fall.
Me - I can't even imagine sex AFTER the fall, I think I'll start with that.

Matt - Why didn't God like the Babalonians?
Me - I don't know, why?
Matt - Because all they did was babble on and on and on...
Me - They were like women!

Matt - Because, ya' know, the whole Bible took place in Italy. That's why the Pope is still there. When the temple was destroyed they just built a big cathedral.
Me- And they called it the Vatican!

*More to come*

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1. For B reviews
Just a song. :D
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-26-06 - Published: 4-26-06

2. If Only Things Were Different reviews
A dear friend who I had feelings for is getting married in a couple of weeks. 'Nuff said.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-15-06 - Published: 4-15-06

3. The Ballad of the Child Star
A young girl grows up as a movie star and struggles with the consequences of such relativist surroundings during her formative years...
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 2-5-06

4. Away
Again, not my best. A song I wrote one day when I was fed up with this world and was longing for heaven with all of my heart.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-3-05 - Published: 12-3-05

5. Give Me A Reason
Not my best song, but one I wrote when looking at a world that was falling apart.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-3-05 - Published: 12-3-05

6. Just Wanna Let You Go reviews
Random break-up song I wrote. Really no inspiration for it, but I do like the attitude in it. Maybe a Terri Clark type sound?
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-30-05 - Published: 11-30-05

7. You're Still Haunting Me reviews
In the Summer of 1999 I moved. After that were the 5 worst years of my life when the people I loved and trusted betrayed me and hurt me. This song was written about a year after I finally got out of that situation. (I hear Evanescence performing it.)
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-30-05 - Published: 11-30-05

8. Child Without A Childhood reviews
A song about a girl I worked with at church and how harsh the world she had to live in was. Still breaks my heart to think about it.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-30-05 - Published: 11-30-05

9. Will It Be Me? reviews
The questions every man asks himself when he is in love.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-30-05 - Published: 11-30-05

10. Happy Man reviews
A song about a girl I care deeply about but am, unfortunately, separated from her by too many miles.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-30-05 - Published: 11-30-05

11. So Much It Hurts reviews
Okay, no sexual inuendo is intended here. Just a song about the moments in a relationship when the guy falls in love w/ the girl (for the first time and again for the first time).
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-30-05 - Published: 11-30-05

12. Where Do We Go From Here? reviews
Frustrated with the church of today, and how much we have forgotten the love of God and our own plight as sinners, I sat down and wrote this song. It's a little in your face...but sometimes you need to be.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-27-05 - Published: 11-27-05

13. The Corners of My Mind reviews
Pretty straightforward. Haunted by my past, I sat down to pour out my heart. This song was the result.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-27-05 - Published: 11-27-05

14. The Wish I Pray Tonight reviews
A wish I prayed one night this semester. I just kinda started singing the words to the "star light, star bright" wish, but I wanted to make it a prayer. The rest just kinda filled itself in from my heart.
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-27-05 - Published: 11-27-05

15. Masquerade reviews
We go through life with struggles, hurts, and fears. And we hide them all. This is a poem about the art of putting a paper face on your heart and "dancing" through life.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-15-05 - Published: 11-15-05

16. Maria's Song American Soldier reviews
A song dedicated to my friend Maria who is raising 4 children while her husband fights for his country in Iraq.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 11-3-05

17. Concrete Angel reviews
Jenna is an elementary school teacher in Maple Grove Colorado. When her school friend's daughter becomes a student in her class and displays some odd behavior, Jenna must decide what to do, and how to live with the consequences.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-26-05 - Published: 9-26-05

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