Welcome to the Dirty Shelf...
(OPEN TO FREAKS AND FAIRYTALES)
"I'm cracked and dirty minded!"~the one and only...meh. XD
"Don't get strung up by the way I look. Don't judge a book by it's cover."-Dr. F from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Hello and welcome. Many may know me as Morbid Maxwell while some may not know me at all...either way...hello. Yes, I have made a new account but why? Let's see...well, it all started when...you know what, forget this!
Hello people! Yes, it is me (as in Morbid Maxwell) but now I have a second account! Why? I am posting something other than yaoi/slash/fag love/queerness/whatever you call it! Okay, so Never Say Good-bye isn't exactly straight...and neither is Collar Me Café but...these are actually (I hope) going to be good! I'm not ditching my other account, just avoiding it...I put my reason why so...back off! Anywho...yeah, why is my name Broken doll on a dirty shelf? And why are a ton of my stories and fics under my favorites dealing with dolls and fairytales (like, real fairytales...not slash ones)? Well...I don't know. -- I love dolls (part of my Muraki complex) and real fairytales...so maybe that's why? Any of you who are familiar with me are aware of my sanity (if you could consider it so), this shouldn't be a huge shock!
What's on my shelf...
As of-5/15/06
Some of the chapters are missing, as my owner (his name is Chris) looks for them, these are what we have...
Collar Me Café-Chap.6 up: Tell a Little Tale
Tragic Tales of Tragic Toys-Chap.1 up: Walking into Spyders' Web
Malice in Wonderland-Chap.6 up: He Paints his World in Black and White
Never Say Good-bye-Chap.3 up: Because I Can
Okay, well there you have it...thanks for stopping by my shelf and picking up one of my fairytales...now please put it back where you found it until the next chapter has been discovered...
Harlequin~Please fix me...
Morbid Maxwell-Yayness and Gayness!
Okay, just to clear this up...no, Chris is not real. He's my BDOADS muse (the only one). Why do I call him Master? He's a shy muse (for the most part) and it's cute to do that to him. (Plus, I'm owned by Mistress Gilgamesh (lol) and one of my readers. She's taken claim over me as well!)
Figured it out!: my name comes down to me being-cracked and dirty minded. -- I'd never guess!
Chris-sama's Book of Rules:
Okay, I made this up so I could get some things cleared, please abide by the rules.
1. If something confuses you, let me be aware of what so that I may fix it.
2. Do not say it's Charmander damn it! It's not a freaking Pokemon! Does it look, smell, or taste like a pokemon Suppi?! No! And I will have Becca kissed I swear!
3. Please, tell me what you really think. I don't like to think I'm doing good then hear "well, it could use some work". I don't get offended! I hate them (the stories), I just like to do this for fun, but I need to know so I can improve!
4. Don't read if you don't like anything about it. And please, don't review saying "thanks for reading my works" and be done. If you liked my works and also want to thank me, feel free.
5. I won't consider myself lucky to have some "great" writer reviewing me. I don't care how awesome you are, don't get cocky here. And don't say I am, cause I'm not. I saw others post their stats, so...I don't even know how I got on half those peoples list so...screw off!
6. Tell me when you're snagging my boys (or girls) and planning on using them for whatever! I mean, I've lost Hakuji somewhere...I thinkHurtMeBreakMesnagged him. I just need a heads-up. Take 'em all I care (but please ask for permission to use).
7. DO NOT PICK GAKI TOKI'S NOSE AND EAT HER BOOGIES!!!
(Out of rules for now, but expect more as life goes on...)
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