Bio Updated 9/8/2002
Star Quote: A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
Who now dares to withstand the horrors of the deep?
Where the twisted ideas and caffine meet.
No shred of reason shall you find.
Only madness of the funny kind.
Her friends? Well, they're just the same.
Collaberating is their game.
Played on Instant Messanger, or at School.
While lugging bookbags like pack mules.
What is it of that which they speak?
Surely nothing for the meek.
'Tis Harry Potter, Gundam Wing,
Popular songs they like to sing.
That list goes on forever more.
But that isn't all of what's in store.
For if you read the achives below,
A world of wonder will you know.
She writes as often as she can.
But it's hard, she's in the school band.
A beta-reader of stories, making plot fit in it.
Like this poem? She wrote in a minute. ^_^
And damn US History! Damn Alegbra too!
Cause now she's got so little time, and so much to do.
You wish to help her? Is that what you say?
Well, review your brains off! Review away!
It spurs her confidance, makes her smile.
Because for reviews, she'd run a mile. (Well, no, not really)
What's that? Oh dear, I'm out of time.
And Sirena, my muse, is out of rhymes.
So take the journey! But beware
For you might find more than madness there....

Read and Enter... The Psyche of the Insane Teenager

EQ, as she's now on ff.net, is an band-geek, unfashionable drama-freak, Harry Potter-worshiping Ravenclaw, and woefully unhinged American 16-year-old. She is siriusly considering about adding paddeding to her room. She loves reading, and she is determined to learn Japanese someday because she absolutely hates they way they translated Gundam Wing.

Figments of her wild imagination:
Sirena the Muse, Lazerus the Computer with his pal Mr. Squeakers the Computer Mouse, George the Pro-Gender Equally Ladybug(He was crawling up my leg!), Fluffy the Evil Ball of Pink Yarn, Scribble the Writing Tablet, and He Who Runs With Scissors.

Current Infatuation(s): Sean Biggerstaff otherwise known as Oliver Wood. And the person to play Tom Riddle.

EQ's favourite things include Sarah McLachlan, her kitty Tyen, Harry Potter, Orient food, Anime, fanfiction, silly quotes, alternative music, sleeping late, her friends Mika and Suzane's fanart, those little mints they leave on your pillow at fancy hotels, fireworks, and the fact that when I'm old, no jury would convict me.

Her least favourite things are bigots of ANY kind, broccoil, cold wet weather, scary movies, airline food, making a fool of herself, having her picture taken (BURN IT!), her piccolo being shrill, NOT ever getting the part she wants in the school play, and people who drive to slow in the fast lane.

The Answering Machine:

1. 'Lo! I'm EvilQueen. I'm tall, light-brunette, green-eyed, and deranged. That pretty much covers it. When it comes to writing, I don't really write in any one catogory.

2. Driving freaks me out. Yes, it's true. I've got my permit, but using it scares the life out of me. My parents actually said that if I don't drive, I can't go the computer. Really unfair, so I can't type things up as much as I'd like.

3. I love to collaberate with people. Want to collaberate? Drop my IM a line! I'm working with my on-line buddy on a story called Harry Potter and the Difficult Geometric Proof, and with all my insane friends on the Gundam Wing Classics Series.

4. Let's see, I have something that my mother diagnoised me with. It's medical term is: Random Rabid Obession. It's a real medical problem because of me. Aren't I special? It basically means that every now and then, something will come along that I will completely nuts over. It goes and comes in cycles. Last year, I was bonkers about The Mummy Returns, and now it's back again. In fact, being multitalented, I can have MANY Random Rabid Obessions at once. Over and over again. I think right now I got Book 5 Fever, and Gundam Wing Whooping Cough. Go me, I get all the fun diseases. Careful though, I'm contagious...^_^

Pairings:
Harry Potter: Hermione/Ron and Harry/Ginny.
Gundam Wing: Really doesn't matter, as long as it's tasteful.

That's all for now. Please Read and Review. I really enjoy reading them, and constructive critisim is always accepted.

Always and Forever,

TheEvilQueen
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~Thou art evil, and for this offense, I dislike thee.
~Don't mind me. I'm just psychotic.
~Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
~"How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" - Alex Trebek
~It's all fun and games until someone looses an eye. Then it's just a game. Find the eye.
~Music: a complex organization of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, followed by the audience.
~There is a very fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
~I'm beginning to think it's not just me.

WARNING: I cannot be help responsible for the above, as apparently my cat has learned how to type.