| Timothy Stillman |
Author has written 215 stories for Love, Romance, Mystery, Horror, Biography, Essay, Humor, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Historical, Fantasy, Friendship, Western, Life, Fable, Kids, Action, Young Adult, Humor, Spiritual, Supernatural, Song, Play, General, Thriller, and Nature. I've written over 200 stories for fiction press, hundred more on other sites. My real name is Barry Eysman. I've had my first book published. It's called "Candles for November" and is at amazon.com and at amazon.com.UK., Barnes and Noble on line and at my publisher's site at lulu in the literature and fiction section. These are stories macabre, and surreal, satires, horror and Autumn nostalgia, a crime story, a story about Gojira and the boy who rides him, the sadness of age and a summer tree peace and panacea at the end, an ironic story of midnight, Leif Garrett and a woman who never forgot the things of chidhood, to her regret, to her moments of contentment. Other stories include a trek to Siberia, and the unmasking of a pacifist. Two brothers missing in the Frostlake District, Jacob who has soft blue eyes with dream come true, salvation on top the Sandias Mountains. Madness and evil at Maggot Hall, happy reunion of the improbable at Fifth and Lex, a picture becomes a little box in which a child forever dwells, the true knowledge of real ghosts and settling accounts long overdue. And threading through it all is a road back home under late November skies, where love once was and will be again, with my gentle November prince, wings folded in prayer, as he watches golden haired, for miracle and for me oddly enough, a book dedicated to the founder of my life, and stories to help me through and maybe even, were someone to give me a chance, you. Please let me tell you stories burnished in amber on a November country road..once upon a time... | |||||||
1. A Cup of Spring Water Memories by Larry Doxeythe reason we have memoriesFiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Published: 5-3-092. DawnIt comes, you might as well enjoy itFiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Published: 4-27-09 - Complete3. I Remember reviewsA love story for saying hello to Spring-here's lookin' at you, kidFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-09 - Complete4. Waitingfriendship and the waiting for it one fine dayPoetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Published: 4-13-09 - Complete5. Love, When It HappensLove on a summer hill and what it begetsFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Published: 4-10-09 - Complete6. SuperciliousAn affair with a salad, on the way to hereFiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Published: 4-6-09 - Complete7. The Book Defenders with correctionsplease read this version insteadFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Published: 3-27-098. The Book DefendersIt's easy to write. Just sit there till you start sweating blood." Red SmithFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Published: 3-27-09 - Complete9. The Last Boy reviewsA teacher, a student, an examination of love such as it wasFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-18-09 - Complete10. Scarves reviewsscarves as more than fashion statements, and watch out Mr. King-David preparesFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-14-09 - Complete11. Vladik in Golden Sun reviewswelcome summer long time absentPoetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-8-09 - Complete12. Cursey in the Blue DustA title begets a story, image tumbling after imageFiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete13. John UpdikeRabbit At Restin loving memoryFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Published: 1-30-09 - Complete14. On Rare Occasionbirth, life, death, infinity, with a cameo appearance by Bart SimpsonFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Published: 1-7-09 - Complete15. Caped CrusaderIt's been a long strange journey since the Batusi-I aim to make it strangerFiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete16. ChampMillions of eye facets and what they never see, but in one case..perhaps..Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete17. Snow DayThe two leads are very good The suspensethe miracle of Christmas and snow at long lastFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Published: 12-17-08 - Complete18. On Getting EvenKarma and the Great White HunterFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Published: 11-20-08 - Complete19. A Family Story reviewsA late night viewing of a horror film followed by four creepy prank phone calls to me so i wrote a horror story to calm my nerves grand guignol i hopeFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-4-0820. Summer's EndHow to say goodbye againFiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Published: 9-4-08 - Complete21. Wake Up and Smell the Dumbthe repetition of the title, any dropped words and that irritating "i want to be a little boy again" at the top of these works are not my fault-George W. Bush-speaking of 1958 and Commies-here's your ticket to themFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Published: 8-22-08 - Complete22. The Twilight ZoneI Loved Once" a tribute from a wanna be writer whose stature is one and one quarters inch tall, compared to a giant, Rod Serling, this story is lovingly and fearfully submittedFiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Published: 8-19-08 - Complete23. Cregoa Western with I hope some surprises and a seperating out of the pain I always have with this-dedicated in loving memory to Eric FlemingFiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Published: 8-13-08 - Complete24. Jesus Christ!the addendum tells the very Christian source-I am just explaining it all in a little more detailFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete25. An Average Morning at Starbuck'sA sip of pathology in the morningFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Published: 8-9-08 - Complete26. This Quiet SongAutumn is the season of goldFiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Published: 8-7-08 - Complete27. He's Right Over There reviewsDedicated to Twyla-for her immense help, her encouragement, and that image of the girl with the tear on her cheek, that made me ask why?-the flaws are solely mineFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-08 - Complete28. My Praises of Soundtracks, Cast Recordings & TV Th reviewsTV ThemesFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-30-0829. The Knives of SummerThe aftermath of the hottest summer-Autumn has come-and a man can breathe again-long long lastFiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Published: 7-25-08 - Complete30. Be Cool, Foolgotta pick a new side, clyde-other wise it's the same old trip on the washed up MothershipPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Published: 7-24-08 - Complete31. The Lostness reviewsif you stand on any street corner in Manhattan, you think of impossibilities coming true-and since everything is an impossibility, maybe just maybe..Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-08 - Complete32. The Tear TasterA story of elusive love-to take or lose as one pleases-in the always time of need-with affection to Zenna Henderson and Charles Beaumont, makers of magical holding wonders, I dedicate this flawed but heart felt tributeFiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete33. I've Never Had a Dream reviewsWe all tell ourselves lies to protect, too late, our afflicted hearts-here's onePoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-08 - Complete34. O Pain! O Gojira! reviewsinspired by Ishiro Honda's classic 1954 film GOJIRA, bleak, heart breaking allegory, destroyed later by an americanization of it, called GODZILLA and then the series got really really bad-see the real GOJIRA-it will make u bleed internally-Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-12-0835. Dear Mr PresidentKisses for my President"Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Published: 7-12-08 - Complete36. Seams a Little Seam to Me reviewsa cup of tea, a cat named tildy, and a certain eye condition for a woman named Sad-y. It has a very happy ending. I dedicate it to my friend Sean. Who was there at the inception of the idea. And didn't laugh. Well, kinda but not much.Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-6-08 - Complete37. Horrorohoh reviewswhat Perry the Perfect does not want you to knowFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-4-08 - Complete38. Horrorohhorror film tour-dedicated to Perry who is too good to see horror films-he is an idiot-spiteful timFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Published: 7-4-08 - Complete39. Analysis With a Long Lens reviewsquite simply me beating the hell out of meFiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-2-08 - Complete40. Morning Rider on the RoadThe songs I still sing in my bones-the morning rider I still am in my heartFiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Published: 6-28-08 - Complete41. Mr Jelly PopUpa science-fiction poem with-gack-a moral-sorry about the moralPoetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Published: 6-22-08 - Complete42. The BenchwarmersSmall incident in a winter parkFiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Published: 6-19-08 - Complete43. In Memorium reviewsa little tribute to a little manPoetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-16-08 - Complete44. On Kind of Being a Writer reviewsjust some of my beliefs and experiences on being a kind of writerFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-15-08 - Complete45. The Insanity CliffsNostalgia can eat you alive-this is me once more trying to make homePoetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Published: 6-12-08 - Complete46. Such Pleasures, As They Might Be reviewsPortrait of a young gay man in an alley, hours after midnight-there are some words and situations somewhat graphic in natureFiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-08 - Complete47. The Long Scream reviewsAll of us have our own pathways to salvation-this is oneFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-7-08 - Complete48. Creepy DeepyA true story, told with humor, I hopeFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Published: 5-7-08 - Complete49. Gekkoa golden circle of purest loveFiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Published: 4-28-08 - Complete50. Sunday Painterone really wild birthday party- dedicated to fine FF writer, and friend, Dreamshell-does anyone know what has become of him? I need to knowFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Published: 4-21-08 - Complete51. I Want to be a Little Boy Againand train whistles from far countries where the melancholy beauty of loneliness then dwelledPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Published: 4-14-08 - Complete52. A Real Live Freakfinally admitting the truth-a story of carnival and the biggest freak of all timePoetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Published: 4-7-08 - Complete53. Number 6 reviewsa two-character play based on "The Prisoner" TV seriesFiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-7-08 - Complete54. Toot TootSee? There were these grifters on the lam with fifty four dollars they stole from a bank-and this train left the station with them on board and...Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Published: 4-3-08 - Complete55. Almost Bornthe deepest love is the neverwas-herein another prayer to St. Jude-patron saint of lost causesPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Published: 3-29-08 - Complete56. Wonderment reviewsLove can be anything at all-there are many ways to get to those lights in the skyFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-08 - Complete57. A Woman Unluckyclap of thunder, slam of hands, she ends indeed with a whimperFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Published: 3-24-08 - Complete58. The Goofy HeadA very Goofy love storyFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Published: 3-21-08 - Complete59. A StandUp Actjust a love story and how are you Charlie the Cabbage Head?Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Published: 3-20-08 - Complete60. A Set Up Job reviewsSaturday night; gay bar; in walks salvation who finds the price of a corner of heaven can be quite extensiveFiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-11-08 - Complete61. Rosy Cups of Summerthe fifties, the death of a dream, the claiming of self-respect, a hurt and its progressionsFiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Published: 3-9-08 - Complete62. Fawn reviewsthe genesis of a serial killer-the lack of weal for innocence sakeFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-4-08 - Complete63. Up From The Rain reviewsIn striving, one makes the attempt at least to finally do as toldFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete64. The Insectoidthe simplest reason is always the true oneFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Published: 7-21-07 - Complete65. A Ride to the Vets'just one of those it's all right little nightmaresFiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Published: 6-26-07 - Complete66. Lenny's Last Howladult readers only for my take on his lastconcertFiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Published: 6-24-07 - Complete67. The Christmas Eve WishWe all have our dreams and ways to cope with lifethis is mineFiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Published: 6-18-07 - Complete68. Miss Gray's Ghostthe scariest ghost comes from a librarian and her eleven year old nephewFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Published: 6-10-0769. Winter Hill RdShadows on a late January Day at Haden HillFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Published: 6-10-0770. Winter With a Ghost reviewsyet another attempt to exorcize Julian in a world of themFiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-6-07 - Complete71. And His Eyes Be As Blue As the Seaa love story in memory of UTM Joel Jo Randy and me and the summer streets we ran through holding hands in the rainFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Published: 4-6-07 - Complete72. Again, the Cornfielddoover circa 2007Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Published: 3-31-07 - Complete73. Ghosts of Tomorrowa potential for the dreams left in this barren shellPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Published: 3-31-07 - Complete74. MIchael Shayne of Flagler Streeta tribute to the rangy redhead and his creatorFiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Published: 3-28-07 - Complete75. But You're BorryableWell, he was, and this silly song is for Haden HillPoetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Published: 3-23-07 - Complete76. Appearing Actsexually explicit story concerning malign magic of horror and love and want and irony duke it outFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Published: 3-22-07 - Complete77. A Confederacy of Twerps reviewsthis may disappear me farewell in caseFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-18-07 - Complete78. Seasons of Your Heartjust a love poemPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Published: 3-17-07 - Complete79. A Sense of Duty conclusiona crude return to lifethe moments are everythingFiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,193 - Published: 3-16-07 - Complete80. A Sense of Duty middle groundexcavating deeply into blood lust and revengeFiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Published: 3-16-0781. A Sense of Dutythe exile to Siberia beginsfirst chapter of a Russian hallucination in snow fields of dreadful magickFiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Published: 3-16-0782. A Boy Made of GlassThe death of my grandfather, as best I canFiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Published: 3-16-07 - Complete83. Broken Homesa road through a reality happening nowFiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Published: 3-14-0784. Nothing, Really reviewsa boy kills his motherthe story unravels whyFiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-9-07 - Complete85. Cardboard BoxesWe dance in the night by the light of TV, but our ownreflections, we never see... Terrorvision themeexplicitFiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Published: 2-25-07 - Complete86. How It Worksjust say ah, listen, and your days will be free of humanitywhich will make you feel loads betterFiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Published: 2-22-07 - Complete87. Round the Ragged RockWheelies, trains in the night, baseball cards in spokes, and how Days of Our Lives is so empty without MacDonald CareyFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Published: 2-15-07 - Complete88. Fop or Dandy? reviewsHey, there's a draft in hereclose that closet door Sam SederPoetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-07 - Complete89. Upon Seeing The Cement GardenAn interpretation of the rain scenePoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Published: 2-9-07 - Complete90. Open Letter, as Essayto U.S. Senator James M. Inhofe of OklahomaFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Published: 2-7-07 - Complete91. Glancingsyour turn to curtsy, my turn to bowFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Published: 2-6-07 - Complete92. Christmas With the InLaws reviewsAs it happened, then the mouse that pretends to have roaredFiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-5-07 - Complete93. Whatever Happened To reviewsthe question of the ages answered before your startled eyesFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-2-07 - Complete94. The Mystery of the Mona Lisa Smile Revealed reviewsat long last, that irritating smile makes sensePoetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-1-07 - Complete95. Leave TakingThe final child shall go up into space in a ship of promises keptFiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete96. Zigsaw reviewsas nightmare sick scream as I can make itfrom the guts outFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-07 - Complete97. I Would Like to Dance With You reviewsthe title pretty much says it, but I tacked on a song for fillerPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-24-07 - Complete98. It's Only a TV ShowIt's a Barnum and Bailey World, just as hollow as it can beFiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Published: 1-21-07 - Complete99. I Never Forgot, Sweet MarpessaOn a cold rainy beastly winter morning, in the heart of London, thus Sweet Marpessa, and that first time...Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Published: 1-20-07 - Complete100. Blowing Smokethe two years I was aliveFiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,302 - Published: 1-12-07 - Complete101. The SnakeA Love Story reviewsIt has sex and a snake, though not sex with a snakewhat else could a person want?Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-7-07 - Complete102. This is From Hungerwhat would they have thought? Back there? All for nothing? Boom?Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Published: 1-5-07 - Complete103. T Was a BopperA Real Show StopperThe further adventures of T who was the Pops, in which T gets bops onFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Published: 1-4-07 - Complete104. T Was Pops reviewsThe world was the wonderful T who would never ever hear the sound of the sterile cuckoo, for young and buds were forevermoreFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-07 - Complete105. Predator: A Play reviewsIt's a play, it's a lark, it's Jimmy Dobson and Mark Foley playing characters not themto wit, Jimmy Dobson and Mark Foleywell it could happen like thisFiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-23-06 - Complete106. The Predicament of the Almighty reviewsAbraham and Isaac are fed up to THE GILLS with a certain deityget it? The gills?Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-06 - Complete107. Bruised KneesThe day life beganFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Published: 11-19-06 - Complete108. Father, from AdrianI've often said if anyone other than Ira Levin ever wrote another sequel to Rosemary's Baby and if ANYONE ever made a sequel to the movie, I would track them down and kill them one by onebut if we ever needed Adrian Woodhouse, we need him now. Forgive me,Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Published: 11-11-06 - Complete109. Deer Season reviewsWhat guns do you hunt with?We don't use guns. All the men in our family have penises.line delivered by Stacey Keech in TitusFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-10-06 - Complete110. Dead Kid reviewsSometimes Halloween never endsFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-10-06 - Complete111. Cathy reviewsHow Cathy became Autumn, and Autumn is where I livesexuallly graphic story because how do I write it any other way and be true to it?please noteFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-10-06 - Complete112. Death, With Laughsdeath as silly puttydedicated to Kurt Vonnegutthe story, not deathPoetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Published: 10-26-06 - Complete113. On Ray Bradbury's The Dwarfthe first story I read by Ray Bradbury, when I was 12, that particular Christmas, when I was introduced to magicFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Published: 10-25-06 - Complete114. Thus, Joel reviewsthat one exhilirating moment when the perfect mystery occursPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-25-06 - Complete115. The Case of the Trumped AcePerry Mason defends a tattered Ace and comes to regret itFiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Published: 10-22-06 - Complete116. Pleasing the Messesa Halloween story, werewolf, Curly Sue, Monkees, and all...Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Published: 10-21-06 - Complete117. GlissandoIn everyone's life there is The Summer of The HamsterFiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Published: 10-12-06118. Gamina love story-mature-to Olivier GueriteeFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Published: 10-11-06119. Into HalloweenAnd thus, it must be soFiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Published: 10-9-06120. The Callermature subject matter included- about a disturbing phone messageFiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Published: 10-9-06121. What? reviewsa mysterious incident in the late night hoursFiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-7-06122. IT reviewsThere are imaginary friends, and then there is ITFiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-7-06123. Eric Fleming and Rawhide reviewsA time when the sky was room enoughFiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-06124. The House Across the StreetNo, not the Last House on the LeftFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Published: 10-3-06125. On Having Read The Dogs Bark reviews"...but the caravan moves on."Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-2-06126. A Ghost for Christmas reviewsA ghost in the offingFiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-29-06127. Billy reviewsThe monsters are here, and we all live on Maple StreetFiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-28-06128. A Quantification of Numbers reviewsmath as poetry-in which I pretend to know what the hell I'm talking aboutFiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-26-06129. Blood reviewsRed and yellow, kill a fellow-just another day at the officeFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-23-06130. The Summer Tree reviewsHail and farewell and thanks everybody for being kind to me and my wordsPoetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-06131. Invasions reviewsfor that boy back there who dreamed his dreams; then reality said noFiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-15-06132. Annie ChristFilthy cheap story-dedicated to Little Annie Fanny-my first time-love you, AnnieFiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Published: 9-14-06133. KKKKKaty reviews"Where are the clowsn? There ought to be clowns. Don't bother. They're here."Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-14-06134. Bunk 'Em, Dannoabout as fictitious as this computer I'm writing onFiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Published: 9-13-06135. SnakesA snake memoirFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Published: 9-13-06136. Come Home Winter reviewsCheers for winter, hurry fastPoetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-10-06137. The Season of Dissolutiontwo of the quotations from Graham Masterson and Joyce Carol Oates-meeting an angel is the topicFiction: Fable - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Published: 9-10-06138. Birthday PartyMaking sense of thingsFiction: Play - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Published: 9-9-06139. Julian and the Sick Green Dreamthe only person who ever betrayed me; the hell herein is mine and true, not hisFiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Published: 9-7-06140. On a Mountain Road, After a Small Trial reviewscome winter, summer end, hurts didn't happen, for Joel was real and he was a true friend of mineFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-06141. A Dying for the Old WomanIn memorium to Brett Halliday and Michael Shayne; Ed McBain and Steve CarellaFiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Published: 9-7-06142. Throw Away Child reviewssong for a rainy dayPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-6-06143. The Wide, Wide World of Weird reviews"It's a Barnum and Bailey world, just as phony as it can be, but if you believe in make believe"Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-3-06144. Where the Days Find You reviewsmemories for September silencesFiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-1-06145. The Telling Games reviewsSometimes, the hurt must stopFiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-06146. Song to Celesta reviews"her laughter was an April breeze that echoes on and on" Lerner and Lowe "I Still See Elisa"Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-27-06147. Notes on My Third Optical Surgery reviewsA surgical romanceFiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-25-06148. Night, Again reviewsWhat happens nextFiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-06149. Wise Eyes, Wild Eyes reviewsCool as the bluesPoetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-06150. A Letter to the Shadow reviewsTorn from the steel trap mind of "truthity-blazing FoxNews, you heard it hear first, hey Ann!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-13-06151. Broken Puzzles in a Sneezy Head reviews"The Flu Man Came with the Sun, There Was a Job to Be Done-sorry, LawmanPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-12-06152. Who Cries for Zombies? reviewsIt's time someone broke the code of the normsFiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-9-06153. A Late Night Stroll by a Particular Lake reviewson having just awakened from a nightmare in a fever dream, I write thisFiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-4-06154. Sittin' By The Phone reviewsI'm sorry this isn't by A.A., Olga, but hope it raises a smile nonethelessPoetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-2-06155. A Story About Vampires reviewsto the King of Darkness, when you rescue the Pres' daughter, there's Mina needs your helpFiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-1-06156. All My Loves Are Of Yesterday reviewsThe curious condition of the human equation that hopes for butterflies in AutumnFiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-06157. To Joel, With Love reviewsFor the last July day, a melancholy tonic for me to sayPoetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-06158. Finding a Way Around It reviewsAs humans, we always do, thank GodFiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-06159. Wjat ProLife Really Means reviews"You may say I'm a dreamer, butt I'm not the only one"Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-29-06160. If I Could Just Kill Julian reviewsThe art of killing in increments, it's highly legal, and you don't even have to notice or careFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-28-06161. Why I Think About It reviews"I remember." "Remember" "Yes." "Yes" "Why do you repeat the last word" "Word"Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-27-06162. Cameo reviewsOddly enough, for my motherFiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-27-06163. Heading For St Paul reviewsIt has to do with love, sexuality, and the desperate need of human contact in the middle of nightFiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-06164. BOYS! RAISE GIANT RIP OFFS IN YOUR BASEMENT! reviewsthis whole stupid thing actually happened to me three or so years ago, I swear it, hot enuf for U?Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-24-06165. Homework or What To Tell The Children of America reviewswhy Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction is destroying the fiber of our country-oh the shame of itFiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-24-06166. Further Down The Line reviewsAll I have is lots of time,don't belong, nothin's mine, what's ahead is out of sight, on down the lineFiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-24-06167. And Then, Thanksgiving"and then you discover that autumn has become the color of his name"Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Published: 7-23-06168. God's Catch22 reviews"a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down the pants-Chuckles the Clown-bye byeFiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-06169. Paul Finally Gets to Play Basketball reviewsWell, he does-and it's kind of a happy endingFiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-22-06170. Love Letter to Jimmy Jim reviewson zephyr wings of kinder summersFiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-22-06171. SlKleenex-contraband-shhhhhFiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Published: 7-19-06172. On Having Been Raped reviewsHow it actually happened to me-for the excessively moral among youFiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-19-06173. I Remember Joel and young reviewsTimes and their namesPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-18-06174. West Side StoryThere's a place for us some reviews"Say it loud and there's music playing, say it soft and it's almost like praying.."Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-17-06175. The First Cool Night of Autumn reviewsmemory from the opposite directionFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-14-06176. Holiday of Blue Skies reviewsThe world as a sky blue marble and an entire day of happinessFiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-12-06177. Joyce Carol OatesWith Shuddering Fall reviewsa winter writer for all seasonsFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-06178. Girl In the Cellar reviews"People are good for only one thing, letting you down."Rosamond Smith "Snake Eyes"Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-9-06179. And Love Came Running reviewsThe eternal mystery of human emotionsPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-6-06180. This is IT, Twirly McGee reviewsWell, it is IT, Twirly, it just isFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-6-06181. Joel Not in Autumnremember me remember mePoetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Published: 7-5-06182. A Curious Event That Happened to A Boy in Front of reviewsA magickal paper delivered to the halls of a distant place where there are trapezesFiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-5-06183. The Sacramentthe day love came runningPoetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Published: 7-1-06184. On My Way Here reviewsSome things I've learned; not caring was one of them; don't care; they'll smell it on you if you doFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-30-06185. An Immensity of Snow reviews"..when my life is over, remember when we were together, & I was singing this song for you..."Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-28-06186. Callow reviewsStaring into the sun, from which life comesFiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-27-06187. Softly Gold reviewsgold may have come from the stars, i know you, my love, were fashioned from that goldPoetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-25-06188. Cats Playing reviewsKnowing. Everything. Cats. Do. KnowFiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-25-06189. He Hit My Kid"It hurts the children mainly.. it hurts them more and more every day..for war is very very sore"Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Published: 6-25-06190. Life with my FatherOddly enough, I dedicate this to my fatherFiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Published: 6-25-06191. Lacy RetreatThe peculiar human art of painting a murderer as a person of extreme kindnessFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Published: 6-25-06192. The Royal Diadem of Maggot Hall reviewsA Gothic and everything is the sameFiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-25-06193. You Didn't Go AwayOf Saturday mornings at the farm and bid time returnPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Published: 6-25-06194. Hello Never reviewsThe one love you can never compete withFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-24-06195. You Seem a Little Sad reviewsI wish I could say this is total fictionFiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-24-06196. All Tangled in Rainbows reviewsRemember your first kiss, all others will be judged by it and found wanting" William GoldmanFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-24-06197. Library of November reviewsFor anyone who experiences autumn nostalgia at hearing the magical word "library"Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-24-06198. Save the Last Convo for Meyou won't see this on To Catch a Predator-but it would break up the monotonyFiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Published: 6-24-06199. Have You Ever Wondered What Would Happen to"George Reeves' death has permanently saddened me" Jack Larson-and all of us still to this dayFiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Published: 6-24-06200. Silver Shimmer"Nobody hates like a writer" Ray Bradbury "The Wonderful Death of Dudley Stone"Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Published: 6-24-06201. Give Ed McBain a Great Big HandHe was a writer, like Piccaso was a painterFiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Published: 6-24-06202. Where is the Hell in Hello? interaction titlesmerry llittle mixupFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Published: 6-24-06203. Susan The SaviorThe will for salvation rolls alongFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Published: 6-24-06204. First Snap of WinterFriends foreverFiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Published: 6-24-06205. The Trembling of a Leifremembering Leif more than he mayFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Published: 6-22-06206. Christmas Without Joel reviewsThe words never weep enoughFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-06207. One Heart, Autumn LoanedWe all start somehowFiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,987 - Published: 6-22-06208. Tarantulas reviewswhat some people will do to look goodFiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-22-06209. Of Boys and Rabbits reviewsAbout a torturer of small animalsFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-22-06210. The Lizard Next Doorfor some of us, it is a different kind of worldFiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Published: 6-22-06211. Killing the SnakesThey come at youFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Published: 6-22-06212. Werewolf in my Dreamsa very hairy cold indeedFiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Published: 6-22-06213. Such Good People reviewsbehind the curtains, inside the soul, these good people dwellFiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-06214. All The Summers of my January Loves reviewstime and the sweetness of remembered magicFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-06215. Running Figures on a Greecian Urn reviewsobjects come callingPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-06