Name: Caitlin
Age: 17
About me:
- I’m legally insane :D
- I’m really quiet
- I love horses and horseback riding
- My favorite colors are yellow and lime green
- My hobby is collecting quotations
- I write mostly poetry cuz I don’t have the attention span or work initiative to write something longer
- I draw a lot and I love Copic markers!
- I still sleep with stuffed animals (MR. MOOSE is my penguin. EPIC!)
- I collect Breyer horses
- I have posters all over the walls in my room
- I have a thing for giraffes
- I looove postsecret.com
- I know a lot about psychology so don’t screw with me. I’ll screw with your head to get even. mwahahahah
- I'm in love with a boy who broke up with me for his friends, and I'll wait for him forever and ALWAYS.
Quotations: (and yes, I did actually say these things...on accident...)
BEEF! It's what's for BEEF!
A salami is not a fish
I don't speak Missourian
But...but...if I don't win...then...I lose!
Your mom's gardener!! In the shed!!
There's still some good left in the world. Ice cream.
I wanna spontaneously combust via hugs!
You're not crazy. You're just kick ass in a whole new way!
I hit F5 cuz I'm too cool for the refresh button.
Sourcream the spoon when the cheese comes done.
I’m a billiard goat! baaaaaaah!!
I look retardiculous.
I forgot how to stood...
I'm a very blinky person, thank you.
Eat my face!
"T" is for "TOAST ME, MUTHERF--ER!"
Stop mouthing me...
Nick: Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
Me: I'M NOT NIKE!!
Mom: Are you sure you don't want to eat Chinese?
Dad: That's Terrible!! Why do you want to eat Chinese people??
Me: I've hear they're tasty...
Nick: I thought I had a lot of music...then I met you and you shit all over that.
Me: And I left a sticky note saying “love, Caitlin” on top!!
Mom: I need to find a place to dump this sand out of my shoes.
Aunt: You can dump here.
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time."
- Calvin (from comic "Calvin and Hobbes")
"I thought I was dead, too, til I found out I was in Nebraska."
- Clint Eastwood (from "The Unforgiven")
"Mmmmmmmm...organized crime..."
- Homer (from "The Simpsons")
"Why'd you stop at a legal red light and let me hit you doing 80??"
- Dane Cook
“Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy—in a jar on my desk."
- Stephen King
"It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap--FIX IT!"
- Lewis Black
"To know you love me means my life."
- Unknown
And remember, if you r/r my poems, I’ll make a point to check out your writings as well. I love finding new writers and good stories to read. It makes my world go round!
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