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BIOGRAPHY (sorta)

Name: my real name is confidential

my self-proclaimed pirate name is James Sparrow.

My friend-proclaimed pirate name is Captain Longlashes. (well if that's not embarrassing i dunno what is.)

My FP name is Psychotic Ambiance

My dog's name is Riley.

and some friends call me Sifu Fauxhawk when i am sporting a fauxhawk.

Gender: Male

Occupation: I go to school. woot. --_--

Height: 5' 7.5"

Age: MUAHAHA!! I'm not gonna tell all you stalker people!!

Eye color: Brown

Hair color: Black when wet, dark brown when dry (strangely enough it seems to be getting darker)

Location: Far away from you toxic smelling feet you crazy stalker people!!

Fantasy Country of birth: Ireland!! dad is french though...

Favorite food: ANYTHING THAT ISN'T FISH!! (or chicken)

Favorite Drink: RUM!!

Favorite Drink that i've actually had: Iron Beer (Cuban Root Beer)

Favorite books: Many.

Favorite Body Wash: Old Spice Pure Sport

Favorite TV show: Avatar: The Last Airbender. (what they hell were the creators thinking when they said everyone would be happy with the 3rd season finale and then decided to make it Kataang?)

Regards,

Psychotic Ambiance

P.S. Quotes:

"Life's no fun without a good scare"~ Nightmare Before Christmas

"Oh, bugger!"~ Jack Sparrow

"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!"~Jack Sparrow

"Life is Cruel, why should the afterlife be any different?"~ Davy Jones

"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me you are troubled"~Jack Sparrow

"I'm not a monster, i'm just ahead of the curve."~The Joker.