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Author has written 37 stories for Friendship, Love, General, Life, Song, Romance, Essay, War, Nature, General, Religion, Fantasy, and Action. As of 7/20/09: I've been quiet around here for awhile, but I'm planning on putting up most of the stuff I had written over the past year or so. So people can expect sort of a influx from me in the next few weeks. Some of the things that will be published may be a bit on the older side; there might a be varying degree of noticeable growth with the new stuff. Other than that, enjoy. Oh, and those looking for another yaoi piece; one's been brewing in the back of my mind for quite some time. Just fair warning. Name: Cailey Birthday: 3/18/90 "I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size five. A woman under a size five is not a woman. It's a boy with breasts." "Don't mess with me and I won't mess you up." "Be polite, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet." "There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives." An English professor wrote the words "a woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing." Murphy's Law: If something can go wrong it will go wrong, unless I really like you and make an exception. In which case, let the rest of the world run screaming, don't worry - you'll be fine. "Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." “Fate is what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over." "When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point-of-view is seldom necessary." “Boys are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s our job to trod on them and keep them in the dark until they turn into something we’d enjoy having dinner with.” "Hey! I just had a great idea!" "There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think you crossed it a few miles back" "I'm not a disorganized schizophrenic, in fact I am very in touch with reality. I just happen to ignore it most of the time.” "Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then they beat you with experience." "I've been under a lot of pressure, killing you would be the perfect remedy." "It takes a wise man to declare someone innocent but a fool to declare them guilty." "Love makes you feel great. Love makes you feel stupid. Love reminds me why I love my gun." | |||||||
1. Fade reviewsWhere do angels go? Where do devils sleep?Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-29-122. BetrayalThe pieces of fragmented memories...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Published: 1-2-12 - Complete3. Stereotypical Red reviewsWhat do you do when your partner is the epitome of a stereotype? Why, you sit back and watch the blood fly. Of course, you have your own stereotype to watch out for as well. A day-in-the-life of a bodyguard to a redhead.Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-09 - Complete4. Sin PeaceIn a world of sin one cannot understand peace.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Published: 7-20-09 - Complete5. Woman's Intuition: Revised reviewsRevision of the original; slight graphic content and language. What else can a woman do but trust her instincts, even when they relate to a crime scene.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-09 - Complete6. The Last OutpostSchool assignment. A bard tells the unknown story of two great generals and their companions on their quest to enlist the help of the Corrupt Dragons to fight in the Draconiac Wars. actual story pending, but for now you're stuck with this short storyFiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Published: 6-16-08 - Complete7. Woman's Intuition reviewsA short story written for school, slight graphic content. When there's smoke there will always be fire. A woman detective investigates a fire scene but something tells her there's something wrong. Is it just arson or something more?Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-12-08 - Complete8. Heaven's Not Enough reviewsHeaven can't be enough for me now.Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete9. My Retaliation reviewsThis is my retaliation, this is my war.Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete10. The Lost SoulA thief has his eyes set on the Lost Soul, the biggest diamond to date, but what about the mystery that surrounds this gem and will he end losing something because of his greed? a shortstory school assignmentFiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Published: 12-17-07 - Complete11. Paper Snow reviewsI'm dreaming of paper snow, my lonely home. a very strange and imaginative poem...Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-20-07 - Complete12. Shut Up and Die reviewsWhy don't you just shut up and die?Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-07 - Complete13. Broken reviewsIt's your turn now to fix this broken friendshipPoetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-10-07 - Complete14. Lost reviewsI've lost my heartPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-3-07 - Complete15. Burning Soul reviewsFlickering shadows in the nightPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-25-07 - Complete16. An Ode for You reviewsI give my eternal recommendation. In this ode. Perfect for you.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-5-07 - Complete17. Night is Here reviewsNight, at last, is here. All the clocks will chime.Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-1-07 - Complete18. Sleep Warrior reviewsSleep, sleep young warriorPoetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-28-06 - Complete19. Cold Stone reviewsWatch me cry, As I spread my hands to die, On this cold stonePoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-26-06 - Complete20. Angel Like You reviewsAn angel like you would never fall for a demon like me.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-25-06 - Complete21. The King reviewsMark of Power, Figure of DominancePoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-06 - Complete22. Color Me reviewsColor me black for every sin.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-9-06 - Complete23. Can't Rape the Willing reviewsYaoi Don't you know, you can't rape the willing,Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-8-06 - Complete24. Relax to Trust reviewsMM Yaoi Zack is frustrated, thinking that Ty doesn't trust him enough to take things further. A little relaxation does help. written in 1st personFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-30-06 - Complete25. Lost and Broken reviewsI am broken, can you fix me? I am lost, can you find mePoetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-31-06 - Complete26. View of Life reviewsMy view of different phrases used in life. A window to my weird/confused mind. Rated for languageFiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-18-0627. Who Would've Thought? reviewsYAOI MM! my first yaoi story. Sworn enemies meet again in a bar. Who would've thought that that would ever happen? Language and lemonFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-5-06 - Complete28. Blood Serenade reviewsSuicidal and dark. What more could you ask for? And it's actually quite short...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-11-06 - Complete29. Three Small Words reviewsAll I want is simplicity... just give me my three small wordsPoetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-11-06 - Complete30. Sign reviewsI guess it could be considered romantic... whatever. Please give me... A sign of promise.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-14-06 - Complete31. Left You Hanging reviewsLooking through my files and happened to find this old poemsong...Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-05 - Complete32. This is reviewsDark, angsty little poem straight from my corrupted mind... This is... My last goodbye...Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-05 - Complete33. My Other Half reviewsI have a secert... Meet my other half... It's just who I don't want to be...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-16-05 - Complete34. Paradise reviewsNothing is what it seems in this my own paradise.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-05 - Complete35. Unpredictable reviewsJust stay away... you just don't know how unpredictable I am. Rated for a few wordsPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-05 - Complete36. Stupid reviewsI wrote this two years back and basically there was this guy I used to like and I kinda felt stupid for telling him that I like him and so I wrote this.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-5-05 - Complete37. My Truth reviewsA poem that I wrote for a friend who wasis going through some hard times and she thinks that no one is there for her. Poetry style is choppy Rated for one word.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-3-05 - Complete
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