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Author has written 25 stories for Humor, Haiku, Love, and Fantasy. Constructive Critisism is great My name is Sarah (*waves*) and ... I'm not really a poet. If I am then I don't think I'm a very good one. I like to write but loose interest quickly so poems are perfect for me (especially Haikus). My interests...I like films, especially LotR and The Rocky Horror Show. I am English (and I speak poshly and drink lots of tea! Jolly Good!), but am also half Spanish. I have an illness called M.E/CFS, it's ... well, it's a word I can't use on here. I've had it for ages and has made my life hell really, because of it I'm out of college and jobless...I could get stressy and sad about it now, but I save that for a certain time of the month (Yes I'm a girl). If you've read this far then well done you, have a cookie! Now go read my poems! ~Thanks for all the great reviews!~ 23/11: I've taken the advice about "Drunk" and have written a poem which is (hopefully) funnier and much longer. I've even tried to make it rhyme! It'll be up by the end of the day. | |||||
1. Writer's Block reviewsI hate it when I have nothing to write aboutPoetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-052. Finally Asleep reviewsI've been having problems with sleep for a week now, last night was the worst...here's how I felt (or wanted to feel).Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-24-053. Drunk reviewsThe different stages of drunkeness, observed by a sober person.Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-054. Tears reviewsSometimes things can get on top of you, and all you can do is cry.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-055. Models reviewsI hate the way magazine models influence people with only their looksPoetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-17-056. Music reviewsI love it when you hear a new song and you instantly love itPoetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-14-057. 404 reviewsBoo to links that lead to dead websites - 1 mild swearword -Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-7-058. Winter Tree reviewsI feel sorry for trees when winter comes.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-059. Anti Love reviewsWhat if you've been against love all your life, then find yourself falling for someone?Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-24-0510. Spider! reviewsI've literally just seen a massive spider, it's now under a thick and heavy catalogue hehe...in my fear I wrote a haikuPoetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-20-0511. An insomniac's dream is sleep reviewsI wrote this at 1am last night when I couldn't sleep and got bored of counting sheep. One Mild curse word.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-20-0512. Magical animals » reviewsCollection of mythological or spiritual animal haikus; Cat, Dolphin, Dragon, Eagle, Wolf. -More to be added-Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-17-05 - Published: 10-10-0513. Silver and Gold reviewsNo matter what you do, there's always someone better then you right?Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-9-0514. Autumn Time reviewsMy favourite time of the year, a simple haiku to celebrate itPoetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-0515. English Idiot reviewsYou know those annoying (normally middle aged) people who try to be cool? Well here's a cool (ahem) English guy.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-9-0516. Dance reviewsFrom a mans POV, he wants to see his love dance. Pretty simple.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-7-0517. Haiku 2 reviewsContains 1 swear word. Basically about a girl wanting a guy.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-7-0518. He couldn't resist me when he was alive reviewsYou hear about vampires corrupting people all the time, but what if it was the other way round?Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-6-0519. Candy Floss! reviewsA poem about Candy Floss/Cotton CandyPoetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-0520. I will not weep for him reviewsLove sucks, no? This originally started as a poem about Eowyn (From LotR...yeah I'm sad) but it changed to a girl getting over a lost love.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-6-0521. Lost reviewsFeeling lost and confused...a normal day for me thenPoetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-0522. Sad Haiku reviewsI was bored one day and started writing haikus, here's my first (and saddest) one.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-0523. Cute Guy reviewsWhat most girls think when they see a good looking guyPoetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-0524. The Computer reviewsA new computer boasts.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-6-0525. Agony Plant reviewsA girl (or boy, whatever) asks for advice from her plant.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-6-05
