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Author has written 14 stories for Romance, Essay, Young Adult, Supernatural, and Humor. Update: 26/10/09 Just some random 'humourous' story. Killing Terradactyls. Check it out if you're in need of a little stupidity and randomness. Uni is still kicking my ass. = Last Update: 07/10/09 HI!! Well it's been a while! I don't know if anyone still reads this bullshit haha, but here's the lowdown. I'm updating Approaching Common Ground, no A Classic Case is not finished, yes I do intend on finishing it. Erm, I'm swamped with uni work, I even have an essay due this Monday coming- no I haven't started and yes this is me doing anything and everything to avoid doing it. If you followed me on twitter you'd see that I honestly spend so much time procrastinating that if there was a Procrastination 101 class I'd be sitting on an A+ average. Twitter ...warning: I tweet a fair bit. And my homepage is my LiveJournal. EmKay's Youtube Channel Check it out? Random Quotes/Passage of the (Profile Editing) day: "We're a couple of good looking Jews, it's natural..." -Noah Puck Puckerman, Glee.
Me - The Rationalistic Loony, the Very Wise Fool, the Extremely Mean person who will help you out. The Sadly Happy girl, the Angrily Laughing Cynic, the Closet Romantic, and an All time Believer who's Scepticism gets in the way. I smile at the angry, cry for the happy and sing to the deaf. I write with my left hand, but use my right for everything else. I study a f t e r exams and s l e e p during class... (ok that bit just snuck it's way in there... not really true) I dance without music, write on hands and decide before the after and after the before... I choose to be complicated, I choose to not conform.. I choose to be me, for lack of a better choice. ~O~ Sign it guys: The Petition Against Plagiarism. Both of 'em Stop FP Plagiarism. | |||||||||||||
1. Killing Pterodactyls reviewsJessica’s singing gets louder and louder until everyone around her drops dead. And she's the hero. Go figure.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-25-09 - Published: 10-25-092. Approaching Common Ground » reviewsIt wasn't that Kaysee 'Kay' Grey was known to be ridiculously nice, it was just that Christopher 'Bookie' Wiles wasn't. It made people wonder how they could be friends, wasn't there supposed to be some sort of common ground? Sequel to ACC.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 2-25-093. State Of Irony » reviewsIronic huh? I'm in an all boys school, my best male friends are to die for and even the new hot guy thinks he can win me. I can have any guy I want. The catch? I'm gay. Honestly. So why do I feel so confused? Rated M for Swearing and Mature -ha- Themes.Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 137,030 - Reviews: 548 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 6-10-074. A Classic Case » reviewsA Classic case is falling for your best friend's troubled twin. It's falling for the one guy you never thought you'd like. It's one big old teenage mess. Classic cases are commonly referred to as Cliches.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,440 - Reviews: 429 - Updated: 7-21-09 - Published: 12-11-065. The Sea of Satire » reviewsNow a 'series' of serious, serious topics that must be addressed. Because you need to address the serious things in life, like the Recession, Swine Flu, Plagiarism and what to wear this coming Friday night. Chapter 2: The Pros & Cons of Sarcasm.Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-11-09 - Published: 6-4-096. Unlikely Villains, Hopeless Heroes » reviewsA vampire who hates blood and a vegetarian werewolf. Our last hopes for survival. We're doomed. Unless Declan can find the seductive vampire within himself and seduce Death's Mistress. Nah, we're doomed. Perhaps the most random thing you'll ever read.Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-12-09 - Published: 12-15-087. The Preacher's Son » reviewsSpin-off of Rocked. Life for Deacon is one long hard party, he drinks like his liver is invincible, and sleeps around like STDs don't exist. What did you expect from the preacher's boy? An Angel? Yeah Right. Warning: swearing, violence, sexual references.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-24-09 - Published: 12-10-088. Rocked Like Me » reviewsI may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an art form. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 177,520 - Reviews: 919 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 3-25-079. Why One Should Never Stare reviewsShe didn’t know his name, but he had the most beautiful eyes she’d ever seen in her life. They were a dark blue hue tinged in a darker green. They were lovely. Mini-OneShot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 11-3-0810. Being Tricked reviewsOne-Shot. It was raining, I was wet and it was dark. I was going to kill him, but he mistook some stranger for me... and it was hilarious. Until he told her he liked her...me, a lot, wait run that by her...me again?Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 6-20-0811. Personal Response: Demon Children reviewsChildren are cunning little creatures who know exactly how to get what they want, and because we are in awe of their supposedly 'innocent charm', we are unaware of their duplicity. Beware of the Satire.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 4-23-0812. Horror Movies reviewsShe hated watching horror movies. It made her clingy and completely un.her.like, kind of. So maybe she was a wuss all the time, but no one knew this more so than he. OneShotComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-26-0813. Dancing with a Queen reviewsBoy meets girl [he already knows] and asks her out. Girl tells boy that she isn't gay. It's not her fault he was dressed in drag. Ridiculous. [OneShot, at least for now]Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 11-3-0714. Two Months reviewsOne Shot. [Who ever said absence makes the heart grow fonder, was wrong. Absence made you damn well obsessive.] He wanted her, she refused. He left, she wept [sorta]. He came back... she, slaps him? You know what they say... no, what? I hate you. Now, R&RComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 10-30-07 - Published: 10-30-07
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