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| Enigmatic Night |
Author has written 16 stories for Romance, Essay, General, Supernatural, and Humor. Update Jan 2012: I have updated The Preacher's Son. Meanwhile a friend and I have combined our love of TV, fangirling and the internets to produce a blog. Please visit us, we have cookies. JawkwardLOL It would mean the world if you drop me a comment. And if you sign it off with the initials of a story you would like updated within the week you comment I would fully do that for you because reasons. Tweet much? How about tumblr? Wattpad? It's kind of sad, I only have one reader on wattpad and that's my little sister. I also only have one story. Long Dead Cloud: New Zealand, no longer the peaceful clean green place it used to be, is the land of the dead, dying and desperate. Eli has lost her entire family and surviving has lost almost all of its attraction, save for the one friend she has left. And when he's taken, the only person that can help her is someone she hates. Go figure. No longer on holiday but I will continue to try to produce things. Geminis Rule. Me - The Rationalistic Loony, the Very Wise Fool, the Extremely Mean person who will help you out. The Sadly Happy girl, the Angrily Laughing Cynic, the Closet Romantic, and an All time Believer who's Scepticism gets in the way. I smile at the angry, cry for the happy and sing to the deaf. I write with my left hand, but use my right for everything else. I study a f t e r exams and s l e e p during class... (ok that bit just snuck it's way in there... not really true) I dance without music, write on hands and decide before the after and after the before... I choose to be complicated, I choose to not conform.. I choose to be me, for lack of a better choice. | |||||||
1. The Preacher's Son » reviewsSpin-off of Rocked. Life for Deacon is one long hard party, he drinks like his liver is invincible, and sleeps around like STDs don't exist. What did you expect from the preacher's boy? An Angel? Yeah Right. Warning: swearing, violence, sexual references.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,667 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-6-13 - Published: 12-10-082. State Of Irony » reviewsA state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. I do what I want, if only I knew what exactly what that was. Rated M for Swearing and Mature -ha- Themes.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 158,551 - Reviews: 656 - Updated: 12-30-12 - Published: 6-10-073. Approaching Common Ground » reviewsIt wasn't that Kaysee 'Kay' Grey was known to be ridiculously nice, it was just that Christopher 'Bookie' Wiles wasn't. It made people wonder how they could be friends, wasn't there supposed to be some sort of common ground? Sequel to ACC.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-8-12 - Published: 2-25-094. None of the Above » reviewsThey'd had a running bet amongst themselves to see who could 'bag' the new girl first. But she fell for the guy that seemed to have the least interest in the bet, or her. Go figure. Prequel to Rocked.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-18-12 - Published: 4-10-125. Semiprecious reviewsKara and Jay One-Shot. "I'm made of onyx. And you're pure diamond." Rocked Like Me alum.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-26-10 - Complete6. A Classic Case » reviewsA Classic case is falling for your best friend's troubled twin. It's falling for the one guy you never thought you'd like. It's one big old teenage mess. Classic cases are commonly referred to as Cliches. This story is an epic mess. Read at own risk.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 465 - Updated: 6-29-10 - Published: 12-11-067. The Sea of Satire » reviewsNow a 'series' of serious, serious topics that must be addressed. Because you need to address the serious things in life, like the Recession, Swine Flu, Plagiarism and what to wear this coming Friday night. Chapter 3: Avoidastudyitis.Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-7-10 - Published: 6-4-098. Killing Pterodactyls reviewsJessica's singing gets louder and louder until everyone around her drops dead. And she's the hero. Go figure.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-25-09 - Complete9. Unlikely Villains, Hopeless Heroes » reviewsA vampire who hates blood and a vegetarian werewolf. Our last hopes for survival. We're doomed. Unless Declan can find the seductive vampire within himself and seduce Death's Mistress. Nah, we're doomed. Perhaps the most random thing you'll ever read.Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-12-09 - Published: 12-15-0810. Rocked Like Me » reviewsI may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an art form. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,824 - Reviews: 1138 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 3-25-07 - Complete11. Why One Should Never Stare reviewsShe didn't know his name, but he had the most beautiful eyes she'd ever seen in her life. They were a dark blue hue tinged in a darker green. They were lovely. Mini-OneShot err I hear they call them drabbles lol.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-3-08 - Complete12. Being Tricked reviewsOne-Shot. It was raining, I was wet and it was dark. I was going to kill him, but he mistook some stranger for me... and it was hilarious. Until he told her he liked her...me, a lot, wait run that by her...me again?Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-20-08 - Complete13. Personal Response: Demon Children reviewsChildren are cunning little creatures who know exactly how to get what they want, and because we are in awe of their supposedly 'innocent charm', we are unaware of their duplicity. Beware of the Satire.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-23-08 - Complete14. Horror Movies reviewsShe hated watching horror movies. It made her clingy and completely un.her.like, kind of. So maybe she was a wuss all the time, but no one knew this more so than he. OneShotFiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete15. Dancing with a Queen reviewsBoy meets girl [he already knows] and asks her out. Girl tells boy that she isn't gay. It's not her fault he was dressed in drag. Ridiculous. [OneShot, at least for now]Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 11-3-07 - Complete16. Two Months reviewsOne Shot. [Who ever said absence makes the heart grow fonder, was wrong. Absence made you damn well obsessive.] He wanted her, she refused. He left, she wept [sorta]. He came back... she, slaps him? You know what they say... no, what? I hate you. Now, R&RFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 10-30-07 - Complete
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