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since: 10-04-05, id: 496536, Profile Updated: 04-22-08
country: United Kingdom
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Author has written 38 stories for Horror, Love, Family, Life, General, and Humor.

Aloha. My screenname notwithstanding, you may call my what you like, up to and including "hey you".

Mostly, besides fanfiction and copious roleplay, I write poetry now! As of, uhm, last week. A lot of which is directed at Pyth, and much of which also is inspired by Carol Anne Duffy and the Romantic poets. Because they pwn, that's why. :D I also bastardise sonnet format with unintentional frequency, because I happen to like it. As for "Shock Horror"... don't ask. Just don't ask.

Occasionally I exaggerate myself in poetry; most times (coughCYTHPOEMScough) I take pains to be entirely honest; now and then I'll make something up entirely. Up to you to guess which is which. :P

When I'm not churning out verse after verse, I spend a lot of my time at my livejournal, http://cazrolime.livejournal.com.

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1. I L reviews
Transcript of performance poetry. I never believed I could love, but I do.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 2-15-09
2. You Know To Whom This Is Addressed
Blank verse furniture game. You are the leopard...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 11-23-08
3. Put Bluntly
Blank verse. He tarnished over time and then he got lost.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 10-7-08
4. When I Am Able To Fly reviews
Blank verse. The whole wide blue ocean will be no more barrier than a mist.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 5-7-08
5. Accessory: Reprise
Rhyming. You misunderstand me...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-5-08
6. You're Allowed To Make Mistakes reviews
Rhyming. You think you created a monster...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 5-1-08
7. The Promise reviews
Rhyming. I'll be the rock beneath your house...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-30-08
8. A Ghost Story reviews
Rhyming. Hello, lover. Do you miss me now that you are getting old?
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08
9. Visions reviews
Rhyming. Artful beauty, rosy glasses...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-27-08
10. It All Depends reviews
Rhyming. Do you have the death penalty?
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 4-26-08
11. The International Vampire reviews
Rhyming. BECAUSE I CAN.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 4-26-08
12. Desperate Measures
Rhyming. If I had my way, I'd run out in the street...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
13. Split
Rhyming. When the angel and the demon on my shoulders both agree...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 4-23-08
14. No Poem Today reviews
Rhyming. ...hang on a minute.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 4-22-08
15. Haiku reviews
The clue's in the title. Kind of clingy love haiku!
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 4-21-08
16. Miles of Bad Road reviews
Rhyming. I am number one, and I look out for me -- don't give me that face, you don't have to agree.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-20-08 - Published: 4-20-08
17. Living The Dream reviews
Blank verse. "Urgh, he beheaded them," she'd point out, and not get the tone quite right.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 4-19-08
18. I Want To Eat Your Brain reviews
Rhyming. I want to give you lilies white, and roses glowing red... V. v. romantic. Frsrs.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-18-08
19. The Moment of Transition reviews
Rhyming. I crest atop the swelling hill as you slide back, your warrant signed. Yup.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 4-17-08
20. Midnight Rendezvous reviews
Rhyming. Steal away with me, fly from your grimy old bed; let my arm lift to steady your hesitant head. And yes, it is about what you think it is about. That's if you think it's about what it's about, of course. In any case, I'm rating it up a little.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-16-08
21. Dream Date reviews
Rhyming. Our rendezvous safe beneath an alibi, I lock the door firmly and give this a try. Probably a little disturbing.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-15-08
22. Holy Matrimony reviews
Very much rhyming. Up the stairs, hand in knuckles, a noise of alarm...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-14-08 - Published: 4-14-08
23. Accessory reviews
Rhyming, mostly. Worn on your finger; content to be.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-14-08 - Published: 4-14-08
24. The Final Word
Blank verse. Could be considered an epilogue to "Self-Proclaimed Jesus", though it's somewhat more mellow.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 4-12-08
25. Explain Yourself reviews
Blank verse. Was it more easy to close the door? Rated for upsetting theme.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 2-28-08
26. Eternally reviews
Rhyming. Roses have a finite life...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 2-27-08
27. A Lover's Inventory reviews
Rhyming. Cotton wool to wrap you in, a precious thing...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-25-08 - Published: 2-25-08
28. Border Guard reviews
Rhyming. This world’s a world of storms... will you allow me to unfold my shelter over you?
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-25-08 - Published: 2-25-08
29. Self Proclaimed Jesus » reviews
Rhyming. But her heavenly taste turns to mildew and rot at the bite of the worm.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 2-15-08
30. Sycophantic Repetition
Rhyming. Rated for a lot of hate and a little swearing.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 2-19-08
31. Given Another Chance, Here's What I Would Wish For reviews
Rhyming. You’ll clink as you walk. Your armour will burn with a thousand fierce shades.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-7-08 - Published: 2-7-08
32. Just a Phase reviews
Rhyming. Well, sort of. 'Just a phase', but I take issue with this phrase. I'll tell you why.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 2-5-08
33. But Do You? reviews
Blank verse. Do you think I don’t know that machines need maintenance?
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-4-08 - Published: 2-4-08
34. A Cautionary Poem reviews
Rhyming. For so long as it never dares to peek out from its bed, a caterpillar need not stress its pretty little head. ...Insects lend themselves far too well to metaphor, yo.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-3-08
35. The Moth reviews
Rhyming. Sometime in the future, we might sit together, out till late.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-3-08
36. Queens in Monochrome reviews
Rhyming. There’s a girl in the street with her hair in her eyes, and she’s throwing her stones at the lights. ...The title is an injoke which roughly two people will get, and one of them is me.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-3-08
37. Beautiful Words reviews
Blank verse. I'm trying to fix some beautiful words on a string: chains aren't for freedom.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-3-08
38. Shock Horror reviews
In the green country there was a large house. In the large house there was a private room. In the private room there was a cage... Oneshot.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-18-05 - Published: 10-18-05
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