Hi all,

I really suck at this kind of thing so brace yourself...

You know what screw it. Ya'll are here for the stories, not me which I really really prefer. So I shall remain a bitchy author of mystery. Or just a bitchy author.

And if I don't start getting reviews from you lot soon, I'm going to start holding my stories for ransom again. (Evil laugh thunders through your room, hack, cough, spit. Crap! I really shouldn't do the evil laugh while chewing gum. I choke every time.)

Chapter 12 of Justice Slayer is now up Girls and boys! Enjoy. Chapter 13 of Ice King Coming soon to a page near you.

Oh yeah better summaries of my Stories instead of the crap ones we get to post in those little text boxes they give us. Don't laugh I worked hard on these. ; )

Fire and the Furball

Angelica Bosco has her share of everyday problems, annoying siblings, nagging parents, homework, the constant fear of burning down her school (again). You know normal, every day, run of the mill, Guardian stuff.

So just imagine how those problems paled in comparison to finding out that she’d been born into and arranged marriage. That not even a single member of her own family felt the need to tell her about. And to make matters worse, her attempt to try and stop is seriously botched when she gets thrown back to the dark age of France. Where her only allies are a man everyone calls monster, including himself, a dragon intent on driving her mad and a King who really isn't.

Will Angi be able to stop her upcoming nuptials, or will she be trapped in the dark ages with a fony royal, an irritating dragon, and a self-destructive beast?

A spin-off of Beauty and the Beast.

Ice King

They call her the Ice King, too cold to rein as a second fiddle Queen. No, she’s the King. But that doesn't mean she has to like it.

Her name’s Chazara Reahdiva, Zar for short. And for as far back as she can remember, which isn’t too far. She’s been a victim of freak circumstance. The only problem is that when circumstance came it left her the freak and took just about everything else. Now she works as a Deporter for a society that’s been around since the sinking of Atlantis. Working hard and forsaking virtually all relationships because of her freaky duel demon mentality.

Zar’s come far in her two year tour with the Guard. And it’s been noticed as a Champion has been sent to enlist her to a higher power in the Guard. The Reaper Lucian Cato wants her on his team.

But will her icy rep help or hinder her? Will she rein over her demonic half or will it rein over her? And will she ever see the other half of that damn dragon’s faces?

Justice Slayer

Justice’s life has never been easy, but then she’s never been one to complain. Her family life wasn’t terrible, she wasn’t abused or mistreated, but she wasn’t really loved either. So when her Grandmother dies, Justice doesn’t exactly drop to the floor wailing in grief. She merely chokes it up as one more thing to add her all ready long list of reasons why her life sucks. As most people do.

However when her dearly departed granny leaves a necklace to her. A necklace Justice has never once seen off her Grandmother’s neck, and had fully expected to see buried with her Grandmothers body. Things start to happen. And in Justice’s world when things happen they’re rarely for the better.

So how will Justice fair when drastic change enters her life? Will she embrace it for what it can be or run from it for what it could be? Or will she simply stop watching Buffy before bed? Because she's really starting to believe that maybe what this Nicholas guy has been saying about her having powers is ture.