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| Chaotic Scribbler |
Author has written 14 stories for Humor, Biography, and Fantasy. Chaotic Scribbler Age: 24 Hair: Yes Eyes: Two Gender: Don't ask about my vagina. Favorite Genre To Write: Humor Favorite Genre To Read: Everything. Home: Wherever my husband and Son are. Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Drawing. Plotting World Domination If you want to join the centaur army. Just say so and your in. Don’t worry. You don’t have to be a centaur anymore. Sting Ferdinand had the idea of wearing a costume. Therefore, centaur costumes are now okay. Sign: Virgo Bands: Garbage « MeWithoutYou Placebo « The Cure Interpol « Feist Rilo Kiley « Andrew Jackson Jihad Jose Gonzalez « Deer Tick | |||||||
1. The Tale of 'GutterButt King of Toilettania'My personal relationship with him, his rise to power, his fall from the porcelain throne.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Published: 1-14-132. The Quietly Loud Return Of Interest In Creation reviewsThis is the tale of how my annoying, inappropriate, and chaotic inner monologue returned to me.Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-14-13 - Complete3. At LEAST 10 percent crazyThis is an utterly strange rant I typed up one day. Beware, I think I swear in it.Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Published: 1-4-094. Detroit International Airport reviewsThis is my inner monologue, this is my version of a diary. Arent diary's supposed to be private, oh well, screw it, if you write something down its meant to be read.Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-10-08 - Complete5. Basement Man reviewsWhy Would You Go To The Basement? That's where we keep Fred.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-3-066. The DUB Stalker reviewsCompletely whacko little skit I wrote after seeing yet another Dial Up Bashing, DSL pushing commercial.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-067. Ambien CR: Sleeping problems solved! reviewsPretty sick, short and utterly Insane. Came to me after seeing one of those sleep aid commercials. Kinda makes me ask myself 'how screwed up are you'.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-30-058. Of Wallets and Toasters reviewsShort. Pointless. But I think its hillarious, even though I don't know why.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-13-059. The White Door’ For lack of a better title reviewsThen, before you know it the grim reaper up an tosses you like a dog turd into the neihboring yard known as the afterlife.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-12-0510. Affair D’Amour… reviewsSometimes you fall in love with a slut, it happens...Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-12-0511. How not to trust the untrustworthy reviewsThe title says it all. (actually slightly proud of this, for odd reasons.)Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-11-0512. Life After Death? reviewsThe response to Aloha's question from 'News at whatever time it is snow...'Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-11-0513. News at whatever time it is now… reviewsMiss Epim's death makes the news!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-0514. Miss Epim's Untimely Death reviewsPoor Miss Epim...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-10-05
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