Hey Pappy, this is Old Man Prongsie, bustin' into yo' account and... pretending to be a gangster?
So I'm the same dobbyfan18 Cae cowrites with, and I now have my own account here under TheNiftyGreenFish.

We're just two crazy girls singing loudly and living in the middle of nowhere.

"If you kill me with a spatula, you'll be in big trouble!"

-Wide-eyed- Um, I should actually put something here, I suppose, as it seems people are actually looking at it...

I'm not terribly interesting... I'm 14; I live in Nebraska. I adore slash. and... um... I'm half penguin?

Sorry, that was a lie. I was just trying to figure out something interesting to say.

I don't usually lie; as I am a good Christian girl.

That, too, was a lie. I am not a good Christian, nor a Christian at all. I am, however a girl.

One out of three isn't bad.

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1. You Say Coward Like It's a Bad Thing » reviews

SLASH! M/M Caleb is a coward, he knows this. In fact, he's kind of proud of it. It's not very helpful, though, when it comes to his love life, or lack there of.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,530 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 8-9-08 - Published: 6-25-08

2. Can't Have Both reviews

Lee is in love with his boyfriend. He always has been. Adrian seems to fall in and out of love far easier. Slash. Angst alert!

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-13-08 - Published: 7-13-08

3. Inertia reviews

The result of a writing experiment at 2 in the morning. Written in an hour, un-betaed. Sometimes, you see the big picture and you find it's just not good enough.

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 6-24-08

4. A Strange Day in July reviews

It isn’t fair! He knew it was a childish thought, but honestly! What had he done? He was only seven. No one deserved this. No one could deserve this. He couldn’t see it, but he knew it lay out of sight, waiting… The barrier was there, 30 meters out.

Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-29-08

5. Sentences from an Insane Mind » reviews

This is what happpens when you drink too much soda! [More insanity added 327]

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-27-07 - Published: 11-3-05

6. The Great ShelfInshershion Story reviews

Was originally intended to be The Great Self-Insertion Story, but dobbyfan was eating KyleBeamanThePieceOfCheese when she said it, and so the art of Shelf-Inshershion was born. This is the first of many (or not) installments in the saga of theme music...

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-6-06 - Published: 6-6-06