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Author has written 103 stories for Love, Life, Humor, Play, Horror, Essay, General, Romance, Song, Humor, Friendship, General, Biography, Fantasy, Spiritual, Young Adult, and Sci-Fi. I have never known what to write in the profile section, which has usually stayed about the same, but sometimes it’s time for a change. I could start with my name, which is Carissa, or my penname, which is CM Hanson, or why I chose the username of Qzie, in which case I would reply that it’s a long story. About four books and almost six years worth. I could tell you that I’m a college junior who is majoring in Creative Writing and minoring in Psychology (and according to Word, “minoring” isn’t a word). I also have lots of stories about college and career, high school, classes, drama, and my sister. My sister is the best (she’s an ‘09 graduate). My dog is also pretty sweet. My cat is a demon. If you really want to find out who exactly I am, you can click on this. Yep, that. People You Should Check Out Because I Said So The Big Stories Fine Line (The One You’re Here For) This is being self-published on Lulu.com in three parts: Part One: At the Swing Set (Now available!) Part Two: Mind Games Part Three: ? Here’s what the story is about according to Keiran, Charlie, Garrett, and Joeri: “Hello, my name is Keiran ‘Sherlock’ Holmes, also known as Rubber Ducky… and… why do you guys call me Sherlock?” “Irony’s sake. I’m Garrett ‘Platypus’ LeBlanc, and there is no logical reason why people call me Platypus. Anyways. This story is called Fine Line and it’s about our experiences from seventh grade to ninth grade, and then an epilogue basically covers everything else about us…” “Us being me, Keiran, Gary, Caomhe- who is the love of my life, Fiona, Charlie (AKA Clementine), Joeri- nicknamed Mongoose, Celia, and Leah, who has a cool British accent. Cuz that’s where she’s from.” “Ehem.” “Sorry.” “In this book, you will find Keiran pursuing Caomhe like a dog pursuing… well, anything that moves… and you’ll also find the wonders of Granny Holmes’ chocolate chip cookies, the terrors of math class, a few reasons why you shouldn’t give us energy drinks, swing set action, games of tag, umm… what else?” “Lots of funny stuff, like the time with getting back at Milo-” “And the time with the dingy boat and cannibalism-” “I don’t think I was there for that…” “Oh yeah, you were at camp.” “OK. But there’s lots of drama, too.” “Oh yeah. Like the Sledding Incident.” “That was particularly nasty and dramatic.” “But you got a totally cool scar.” “Oh yeah! …What were we talking about again?” “Why people should read our story.” “Because it’s about us. Duh.” “…You depress me sometimes, Rubber Ducky. Why are you even called that?” “Cuz I’m the one.” “Of course.” Fine Line Spin-offs Duct Tape Fixes Everything (the failed sequel) Fine Line: Essence of Maturity (a collection of short stories about when they’re adults) Sentiments of Hatred (about when Keiran and Caomhe hated each other) Daddy’s Not-So-Little Girl (about Keiran and Caomhe’s daughter Evie) Caomhe’s Worst Fear (an AU piece) One of Those Days (about Benny having a crappy day) Sod You, Evander Phillips (...it took quite a bit of editing to make this canon) The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom I’m working on getting this story published as well, except on CreateSpace. WWID was a NaNoWriMo '08 story, which I won, thank you very much, and CreateSpace made an offer to all the NaNo winners for a free proof copy of their book THEN another option of selling it on Amazon. I took the opportunity- and freaked out here. Last year, some kind person thought to nominate this story for the Best Non-Romance in the Some Kind of Wonderful Awards. I am still thankful. Here’s the long synopsis. This is the short one: The Tsu-Min Galaxy thought that no war could ever rival the Interplanetary War. But thirty years later, they did it again. And they did it worse. Billions across the galaxy are being killed. No one is safe. Six ordinary soldiers have been thrown into the thick of it. It's getting harder to keep hope with each day, but they will, if only for each other. Quote synopsis: "Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all." - Dale Carnegie WWID Spin-offs Not Enough (Tal talks to Sim about their relationship) A Young Nerdy Boy’s Library Book (about Sim being bullied) First ‘Pressions (a collection of stories about Sim, Tig, Tal, Kit, and Kaye when they were younger) Event Horizon (the prequel to WWID) Once upon a time, there was a writer, there was an artist, there was a light, and everything as we know it was in flux. English Paper: How We Survived Public Education | |||||||||||
1. SixtyFour Years reviewsRose feels like she's forgetting something. She's been doing that a lot lately. --Oneshot--Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-29-10 - Published: 1-29-102. Puzzle reviewsFirst they lopped off their feet. Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud. --Alternative Prologue to The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom--Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-29-10 - Published: 1-29-103. Evergreen reviewsOne of these storms was going to be the end of the little tree. But she was rooting for it. --Homework assignment!--General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-20-10 - Published: 1-20-104. Event Horizon » reviewsOnce upon a time, there was a writer, there was an artist, there was a light, and everything as we know it was in flux. --NaNoWriMo 09--Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,101 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-31-09 - Published: 11-1-095. Fine Line » reviews“I hate you, Holmes... I HATE YOU!” “Yeah... I know... I know... but there's a fine line between hate... and love.” --Edits coming in slowly - BIG NEWS!--Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 218,927 - Reviews: 553 - Updated: 12-25-09 - Published: 1-19-076. Central Heating reviewsHey, I can feel my heart beating/ You're better than central heating/ And baby.../ That means you're a pretty big deal!Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-09 - Published: 12-23-097. Qzie's Inspiration Journal » reviewsWe were supposed to write down things that inspire us. I did not... but I did create a black hole. :DComplete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-16-09 - Published: 5-5-088. Peace, Love, Untied Sneakers reviewsTessa was trying to write a love song when Marty broke in through her kitchen window.Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-9-09 - Published: 11-9-099. A Little Light reviewsAn old man looks for a little light in his life. -Monologue-Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-20-09 - Published: 10-20-0910. English Paper: How We Survived Public Education » reviewsThere are three rules to surviving the public school system. One: Don't fall for your best friend. Two: Know how to effectively use blackmail. Three: Never trust your math teacher. --Book One of Four--Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,369 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 6-9-0811. 100 Reasons reviewsHere's to you. And here's to you never knowing the way I feel about you.Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 9-27-0912. Event Horizon Teaser reviewsOnce upon a time, there was a writer; there was an artist; there was a light; and everything as we know it was in flux. --Preview for NaNoWriMo '09--Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-18-09 - Published: 9-18-0913. Hey There Jemima reviewsHere's to Aunt Jemima and her syrupy ways. --A parody of Hey There Delilah--Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-11-09 - Published: 8-11-0914. Magnetic » reviewsHenry knows two things: he's doomed to be with April, and he has no idea what to do with his life. April has thought so far into the future that she's planned her own funeral. The one missing piece of the puzzle is her other half. The rest is inevitable.Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,035 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 3-22-0915. The Ghost of Writer's Block Forest reviewsFew go in, none come out...Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 6-7-0916. WATCH reviewsLook in between the lines, kids...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 6-6-0917. The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom » reviewsThey thought that no war could ever rival the Interplanetary War. But thirty years later, they did it again. And they did it worse.Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 112,557 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 10-31-0818. Love Poems for Nerds » reviewsHow do I love thee, let me express the ways through grammar, math, science, band, choir, geography, physics, computers, history, literature, the Internet, and MORE!Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 4-19-0919. Not Enough reviews“Do you think being friends is enough? For the rest of your life?” “Well.... Yeah. Is being friends enough for you?”Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-5-09 - Published: 5-5-0920. I'm A Fragment Without You reviews--Nerd alert!-- Would you be the adverb to my adjective? Could I be the subject to your action? You're the only pronoun in my life. Your name is the only one in capitalization.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 4-15-0921. A Young Nerdy Boy's Library Book reviewsSim wasn’t sure what happened next, but one thing’s for certain: you do not take a young nerdy boy’s library book.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 4-15-0922. Sod You, Evander Phillips reviews“Stop it,” she protested weakly. He was now only a couple inches away and showed no sign of breaking eye contact. “I’m trying to be mad at you.” She tried to glare, but it didn’t work. -Fine Line oneshot-Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-10-09 - Published: 4-10-0923. Gideon reviews“But Lord,” Gideon asked, “How can I save Israel? My clan is the weakest in Manasseh, and I am the least in my family.”Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 3-8-0924. Edible Ouija reviewsAlphabet soup knows everything.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 2-25-0925. Seven Days to Win Gwen Labelle » reviews“See that girl?” “You mean Gwen Labelle?” “Yeah, her.” “Why? What are you planning?” “I’m gonna make her like me. In a week.”Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,315 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 2-6-0926. Baby Furby reviewsOr Satan as a Child's Toy. One of the more evil things from the 90's...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-3-09 - Published: 2-3-0927. Right Under Your Nose reviewsEverything she could have possibly wanted was just waiting to catch her. If only she would fall.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 2-2-0928. Comfort Food reviews“There’s bound to be someone out there who genuinely cares about ya, more than… than a friend…. And who knows? Maybe he’ll change. Or maybe… maybe you’ll find someone else. But for now, just eat a muffin. It'll make you feel better.”Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-1-09 - Published: 2-1-0929. This Isn't Funny reviewsI know you like to joke around; Now you won't even make a soundComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-27-09 - Published: 1-27-0930. Your Stupid Eyes reviewsSo do me a favor please; Stop making me love- no, not love-; Stop making me LOOK in your stupid eyes!Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-18-09 - Published: 1-18-0931. I Hate You reviewsI hate you.Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 1-5-0932. Pants reviews“Dom, Rico, what are you doing to Benny?” “We’re molesting him!” “We want his pants!” “Help me.”Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 1-5-0933. Enemy Material reviewsToo many girls had been sucked into believing that guys who glittered and stalked you and drove silver cars were wonderful.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 12-30-0834. Spinning Around the Galaxy reviewsSpinning around the galaxy; It'll just be you and me; Think of how happy we could be; Just you wait and seeComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 12-26-0835. Caomhe's Worst Fear » reviewsThe only colors she saw were red, black, and white. The only color she wanted to see was green. A deep, brilliant green. --Fine Line AU--General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 9-30-0836. Wake Up reviewsOh come on. I know you’re a joker by nature, but you’re going a little too far.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-22-08 - Published: 12-22-0837. The Ecstasy: An Essay reviewsThe title says everything: it's a test essay about The Ecstasy by John Donne, examining the music, imagery, and meaning of the poem. Someone's in LOVE...Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-13-08 - Published: 11-13-0838. Ma'an et Solo reviewsEvery night we'd sit under the stars; I'd look in your eyes; And you'd play your guitar; And everything was so beautifulComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 11-3-0839. The European Love Triangle reviewsA thread from the NaNoWriMo forums about a love triangle between Germany, France, and Britain. And then Canada.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 10-30-0840. First 'Pressions » reviews“You never get a second chance to make a first impression.”Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 10-9-0841. Shortcut reviewsJosh Quirke is getting married. Or thinks he is.Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 10-24-0842. Look reviewsI never wanted you to say, “I love you, and I, I’d die for you” But that doesn't mean I wanted you to...Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 10-12-0843. Duct Tape Fixes Everything » reviews“You don't want to spend half your life thinking about a chance you didn't take.” “You stole that from Frasier.” “Shut up.” -Abandoned, used for scrap metal, no more... it was a nice short run, wasn't it?--Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,235 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 5-25-0844. He Loved Her reviewsHe loved her; She was his entire world; He loved her; She wasn't just another girl; He loved her; And he just kept hoping; That maybe someday she would love him, too...Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-0845. My Day reviewsChocolate soy milk and donuts.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-0846. Emergency Room Adventures reviewsThere's a reason they call me an insurance liability.Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-23-08 - Published: 9-23-0847. The 500 Word Limit » reviewsBecause life was never, ever, EVER meant to be serious.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,748 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 4-17-0748. Ode to Suburbia reviewsParody of America the Beautiful Oh beautiful for perfect lawns; For vans and soccer moms...Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 8-31-0849. Ode to Chex Mix reviewsTopsy-turvy, whole world’s upside down; When I’ve got you and Chex Mix; I’ll never need to frownComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 8-30-0850. Stockholm Syndrome reviewsGuy runs for mayor. Girl helps. Guy falls in love with Girl. Girl is hired to kill him.Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 8-30-0851. How To Format Plays reviewsFrom what's been hammered in my head for two years. All about stage direction, setting, names, description, and dialogue, and all that other nonsense. :Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 8-23-0852. Consistency reviewsSo won't You change me, too?; Don't need this heart; As much as I need You; And I need consistency; That only Your love can give meComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 7-15-0853. Decision 2008: Cookies or Donuts? reviewsYou decide. :D Not a political piece. It's about the great rivalry between two brothers in a bakery... gotta love sibling rivalry. -Repost-Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 7-4-0854. You Make Me Wanna reviewsYou make me wanna fly over the moon; Swim far below the sea; Go to the zoo and let the animals free; Cuz you my friend, my partner in crime; Bring out the best in me, and I; Got this feeling I bring the best out of you, too...Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 6-18-0855. Candy Hearts and Paper Flowers reviewsSo it was a cliché. Girl goes to college in a whole different state. Girl meets best friend who just so happens to have a fraternal twin. Girl falls for said twin. Twin gives Everlasting Gobstopper to girl. It was like something from a Disney movie.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-0856. It's The End reviewsShe doesn't notice that look in his eye; That look of “more than just friends” La-la-la-la ; And that, my fellow troublemakers; Is why it's the beginning of the end!Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-0857. It's a Beautiful Day reviewsCheer up emo kid; It's a beautiful day; So smile and laugh with me; Watch your problems fade awayComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-0858. Daddy's Not So Little Girl reviews“It’s a nice dress. Very modest.” “It doesn’t have straps.” “It’s fine. You just don’t want to admit Evie’s growing up.” “Why can’t she have stayed four?”Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-3-08 - Published: 6-3-0859. Fine Line: Essence of Maturity » reviewsA series of Fine Line oneshots about food, college, marriage, children, and all that jazz. Not, and I repeat, NOT in chronological order.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 4-22-0860. Tales of Qzie's Camera » reviewsTurn the camera off, you dork.- TuckerBiography - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-5-0861. Mike Walked Off A Cliff reviewsOne day, Mike walked off a cliff and died...Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-27-0862. Donut Shop Confessions reviewsThat crazy old lady was just leaving with her granddaughter, about to eat her donut, and… I don’t know… I just snapped…Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-15-0863. Laura » reviewsThe stories of an autistic girl's sister. She's so doggone funny.Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 3-18-0864. The Impossible Plan reviews“I don’t want to move.” “We don’t want you to, either.”Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-0865. Sentiments of Hatred » reviewsCaomhe scowled at Keiran and hissed, “I hate you.” Keiran seemed unfazed by this and snapped back, “I hate you more.”Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 8-11-0766. One of Those Days reviewsIt was one of those days. Y’know, the days where as soon as you get home, you want to beat the crap out of anyone who gets in your way, storm in your room, and listen to loud, angry music while writing a long angst-filled rant.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-16-08 - Published: 3-16-0867. The Dork and the Dragon » reviews“Wait... what?” “You heard me. That sword is yours.” “...What am I supposed to do with it?” “I dunno. Cut yourself?” “OK, enough with the emo jokes!” “Awww, cheer up, emo kid!” “SILENCE, WOMAN!” “Snappy little emo...”Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 12-23-0768. The Stories Behind the Stories reviewsAnalyzing fairy tales, their effects, and etcetera. I'm warning you now, some of this is kind of horrifying.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 2-28-0869. Agape reviews“And remember-” “Nerve is just paralyzing fear on a sugar rush.” “Exactly! I’m glad I’ve finally gotten that through your head.” Version 3.0Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-22-08 - Published: 2-22-0870. The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre reviewsHe never saw it coming.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-0871. The Questions That Plague My Mind reviewsWhy is the sky blue? What did Jesus and the disciples do when they were traveling? Why are elephants disproportionate? Did I spell that right?Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 2-10-0872. The Real Threats to Society » reviewsTrue stories of chocolate, pixie sticks, big noses, stupid boys, and other silly stories of middle school and high school.Biography - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 12-7-0773. Help Me reviewsSomething horrible happened to her. And she'll never be the same again.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 12-5-0774. Christmas Angel reviewsLater on, we can go outside... and create the impression of an angel that just fell from the sky... [Relient K Always Winter]Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 12-1-0775. You Make My Heart Hurt reviewsSo you love her. I don't care. But my heart does.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-27-07 - Published: 11-27-0776. Let's All Commit Suicide! reviewsThere wouldn't be any wars if we did. [Heavy sarcasm]Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-27-07 - Published: 11-27-0777. Brighter Than Sunshine reviewsMaybe it's a cliche, but it's firstly love.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-27-07 - Published: 11-27-0778. The GoCart Song reviewsThe wheels of the gocart go vroomvroomvroom...Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-23-07 - Published: 10-23-0779. Lavender Streaked Sky reviews“Well, I’m Renie, maybe you’ve seen me up on my roof talking with the gneakles.”Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-0780. Spy Wants A Donut reviewsSpy is hungry... Spy wants a donut... [A story of boredom and hunger]Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-0781. Three Perspectives » reviewsA scene in three perspectives. A girl asks a boy to prom "as friends." Cliffhanger ending.Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-18-07 - Published: 10-18-0782. Parallel, Evenness, Three reviewsThere's nothing wrong, With parallel things, Or even things, Or three thingsComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-07 - Published: 10-3-0783. All In A Day's Work reviewsThe Godfather wants his coffee... or there shall be a price to pay.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-3-07 - Published: 10-3-0784. My Happy Go Freaky Girl reviewsI never wanted to see you cry, So wipe those tears from your eyes, Cuz heartbreak doesn’t have to mean goodbyeComplete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 10-1-0785. A Year Just Isn't Enough reviewsBut life isn’t a fairy tale, and that’s why you’re gone now.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 10-1-0786. Bunnyman! reviewsLook out. He's gonna getcha. [Based on The Gashlycrumb Tinies]Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 9-28-0787. Overheating reviewsParody of Overthinking by Relient K. All about how sunburns suck.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 9-9-0788. Something Beautiful reviewsWe dreamed up all these wonderful things, and we had something beautiful... a true friendship. We opened up to each other, we trusted each other with our lives.... I hate saying goodbye.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-27-0789. Sometimes We Say Goodbye reviewsI should have learned to never trust, In the things that say goodbyeComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-27-0790. Hand in Hand reviewsAnd so my life ends in riddles, but isn’t that what life has always been? One riddle passes into another, one choice follows the one before it. It’s an endless sorrow.Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 8-20-0791. Most Eligible reviews[Challenge response] Fitch Garridan was a regular guy extraordinaire... who was terrified of the opposite gender. That is, until the haircut, the Freshmen Five list, the preps, and Taser Segreti. Oh, and Brazil. [Oneshot]Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,378 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-8-07 - Published: 8-8-0792. Tea With Cinnamon and Vanilla reviewsThe trick, she said, was to add cinnamon and vanilla.Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-3-07 - Published: 8-3-0793. Dear Freind reviews[Mistakes intentional] A five year old writes.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-1-07 - Published: 7-1-0794. Girls Are Insane reviews“Girls are insane.” “Excuse me?” “Well it’s true! I mean, how many times have you heard of this type of thing happening and a girl being in the wrong? And when we try to tell you what really happened, you won’t even listen to our side of the story!”Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-26-07 - Published: 3-26-0795. The Dance reviewsStep. Step. Don't worry. Step. Step. He loves you so much. Step. Step. You've gotten this far. Step. Step. A couple more steps won't hurt you at all. Step. Step. Will it? [Revised]Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-2-07 - Published: 2-2-0796. The Knights of PS 337 reviewsA kid ignoring his teacher in favor of more interesting pursuits. Oneshot.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-12-06 - Published: 9-12-0697. Living Your Life reviewsBe sure to live your life, because you are a long time dead. A speech I did for speech class, reviews are returned.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-24-06 - Published: 7-24-0698. Octopusphobia » reviewsBased on a weird dream. Gil looked back behind him. Did that stupid octopus really think it would be able to keep his friends in school? You review, I review back.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 5-5-0699. If You Can't Believe in Everything reviewsI'll at least believe in you.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-25-06100. Quest for the Bowling Ball » reviewsThe magical bowling ball falls into the hands of a boy who seems to have it all. Chapter 4 up!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-25-05 - Published: 10-23-05101. What Makes The World Go 'Round reviewsOur drama teacher told us to write about something we believe in. Well...I'm a very idealistic person. I also call this The 5Minute Musical.Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-8-05 - Published: 11-8-05102. Seizure reviewsA seizure in the only way I could describe it. Please R&R.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-21-05 - Published: 10-21-05103. Transparency reviewsWell, a fine mess I've landed myself into.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-17-05 - Published: 10-17-05
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