| Qzie |
Author has written 113 stories for Love, Life, Humor, Play, Horror, Essay, General, Romance, Song, Humor, Friendship, General, Biography, Fantasy, Spiritual, Young Adult, and Sci-Fi. It's pronounced Q-Z. :) I very frequently get super busy, so I might take a while to respond if you message me or anything like that! Here's Some Profile Stuff Favorite genres to write: Fantasy, sci-fi, anything speculative really, romance, nonfiction Favorite genres to read: Fantasy, sci-fi, historical, nonfiction, contemporary, dystopian, horror... Favorite series: Lord of the Rings, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, The Hunger Games, Divergent People You Should Check Out | |||||||
1. Blue Court Revolution reviewsTasia Henley can be blamed for the war, though she didn't intend to start it. But she can't be blamed for the disappearance of Blue Court, her twin, and two of their closest friends. Now she only intends to find the truth and fix her mistakes.Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-27-122. Psychology, Cartography » reviewsBefore he was twelve and needed to save his best friend's skinny behind at every turn, he collected maps and taped them up in his room like wallpaper. Every night, he would trace the paths from his house to any number of anywhere-elses.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-6-11 - Published: 5-1-113. Dear God, It's Rhemy reviewsAn eight-year-old genius freaks out at the Almighty when her dad's time machine disappears.Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-4-10 - Complete4. NaNoflies reviewsYou would not believe your eyes/ If every Wrimo worldwide/ Pulled out their pens instead of sleep/ Cuz they're writing 50K/ 2000 words a day/ You'd think it rude/ But some would say they're insanePoetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-10 - Complete5. Two Steps Back reviewsI'll take one step forward/ And two steps back/ Cuz the thought of being with you/ Gives me a heart attackPoetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-17-10 - Complete6. Orange Twilight reviewsIn which I proclaim my undying love for Crush orange soda by parodying Owl City.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-6-10 - Complete7. Thank God I Know You reviewsAnd I won't say a lot / And you probably forgot / That I'm even here, lend me your ear / Someday I'll say I love you / And be nothing but sincere / For now I'll thank God that I know youPoetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-2-10 - Complete8. Pink Ranger reviews"I think it's safe to say that the Pink Ranger inspired feelings in us that we, at the time, did not quite understand." Drabble-ish.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-10 - Complete9. My Mother's Thumb of Death reviewsMy mom does not find it amusing how I make fun of her lack of luck when it comes to gardening.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-25-10 - Complete10. Real Time reviewsEver notice how time moves just a little slower when you're anxious?Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-10 - Complete11. Opinions on Death reviewsA look at George Herbert's poems "A Dialogue-Anthem" and "Death" in order to evaluate whether or not Herbert had different stances on kicking it. A poem is summarized in a humorous way.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-11-10 - Complete12. The Reason iPods Suck reviewsA CD player is replaced by an iPod. It does not like it.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-14-10 - Complete13. Peace, Love, Untied Sneakers » reviewsTessa was trying to write a love song. Marty was on the run from Canadians, those crazy hockey-loving Mobsters.Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-3-10 - Published: 11-9-0914. Puzzle reviewsFirst they lopped off their feet. Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud. -Alternative Prologue to The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom-Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-10 - Complete15. Evergreen reviewsOne of these storms was going to be the end of the little tree. But she was rooting for it.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-20-1016. Event Horizon » reviewsOnce upon a time, there was a writer, there was an artist, there was a light, and everything as we know it was in flux.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,913 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-31-09 - Published: 11-1-0917. Fine Line » reviews"I hate you, Holmes... I HATE YOU!" "Yeah... I know... I know... but there's a fine line between hate... and love." -Edits coming in very, very, very slowly-Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 207,210 - Reviews: 559 - Updated: 12-25-09 - Published: 1-19-07 - Complete18. Central Heating reviewsHey, I can feel my heart beating/ You're better than central heating/ And baby.../ That means you're a pretty big deal!Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-23-09 - Complete19. Qzie's Inspiration Journal » reviewsWe were supposed to write down things that inspire us. I did not... but I did create a black hole. :DFiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-16-09 - Published: 5-5-08 - Complete20. A Little Light reviewsAn old man looks for a little light in his life.Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-20-09 - Complete21. English Paper: How We Survived Public Education » reviewsThere are three rules to surviving the public school system. One: Don't fall for your best friend. Two: Know how to effectively use blackmail. Three: Never trust your math teacher. -Book One of Four-Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,317 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 6-9-0822. 100 Reasons reviewsHere's to you. And here's to you never knowing the way I feel about you.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-27-0923. Hey There Jemima reviewsHere's to Aunt Jemima and her syrupy ways. -A parody of Hey There Delilah-Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-11-09 - Complete24. Magnetic » reviewsHenry knows two things: he's doomed to be with April, and he has no idea what to do with his life. April has thought so far into the future that she's planned her own funeral. The one missing piece of the puzzle is her other half. The rest is inevitable.Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 3-22-09 - Complete25. The Ghost of Writer's Block Forest reviewsFew go in, none come out...Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-7-09 - Complete26. WATCH reviewsLook in between the lines, kids...Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-6-09 - Complete27. The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom » reviewsThey thought that no war could ever rival the Interplanetary War. But thirty years later, they did it again. And they did it worse.Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 105,599 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 10-31-08 - Complete28. Love Poems for Nerds » reviewsHow do I love thee, let me express the ways through grammar, math, science, band, choir, geography, physics, computers, history, literature, the Internet, and MORE!Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 4-19-0929. Not Enough reviews"Do you think being friends is enough? For the rest of your life?" "Well... Yeah. Is being friends enough for you?"Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-5-09 - Complete30. I'm A Fragment Without You reviewsWould you be the adverb to my adjective? Could I be the subject to your action? You're the only pronoun in my life. Your name is the only one in capitalization.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-15-09 - Complete31. A Young Nerdy Boy's Library Book reviewsSim wasn't sure what happened next, but one thing's for certain: you do not take a young nerdy boy's library book.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-15-09 - Complete32. Sod You, Evander Phillips reviews"Stop it," she protested weakly. He was now only a couple inches away and showed no sign of breaking eye contact. "I'm trying to be mad at you." She tried to glare, but it didn't work. -Fine Line oneshot-Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-10-09 - Complete33. Gideon reviews"But Lord," Gideon asked, "How can I save Israel? My clan is the weakest in Manasseh, and I am the least in my family."Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-8-09 - Complete34. Edible Ouija reviewsAlphabet soup knows everything.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-25-09 - Complete35. Seven Days to Win Gwen Labelle » reviews"See that girl?" "You mean Gwen Labelle?" "Yeah, her." "Why? What are you planning?" "I'm gonna make her like me. In a week."Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 2-6-0936. Baby Furby reviewsOr Satan as a Child's Toy. One of the more evil things from the 90's...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-09 - Complete37. Right Under Your Nose reviewsEverything she could have possibly wanted was just waiting to catch her. If only she would fall.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-09 - Complete38. Comfort Food reviews"There's bound to be someone out there who genuinely cares about ya, more than… than a friend…. And who knows? Maybe he'll change. Or maybe… maybe you'll find someone else. But for now, just eat a muffin. It'll make you feel better."Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete39. This Isn't Funny reviewsI know you like to joke around; Now you won't even make a soundPoetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-09 - Complete40. Your Stupid Eyes reviewsSo do me a favor please; Stop making me love- no, not love-; Stop making me LOOK in your stupid eyes!Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-18-09 - Complete41. I Hate You reviewsI hate you.Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-5-09 - Complete42. Pants reviews"Dom, Rico, what are you doing to Benny?" "We're molesting him!" "We want his pants!" "Help me."Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-5-09 - Complete43. Enemy Material reviewsToo many girls had been sucked into believing that guys who glittered and stalked you and drove silver cars were wonderful.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-30-08 - Complete44. Spinning Around the Galaxy reviewsSpinning around the galaxy; It'll just be you and me; Think of how happy we could be; Just you wait and seePoetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-26-08 - Complete45. Caomhe's Worst Fear » reviewsThe only colors she saw were red, black, and white. The only color she wanted to see was green. A deep, brilliant green. -Fine Line AU-Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 9-30-0846. Wake Up reviewsOh come on. I know you're a joker by nature, but you're going a little too far.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-22-08 - Complete47. The Ecstasy: An Essay reviewsThe title says everything: it's a test essay about The Ecstasy by John Donne, examining the music, imagery, and meaning of the poem. Someone's in LOVE...Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-13-08 - Complete48. Ma'an et Solo reviewsEvery night we'd sit under the stars; I'd look in your eyes; And you'd play your guitar; And everything was so beautifulPoetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-3-08 - Complete49. The European Love Triangle reviewsA thread from the NaNoWriMo forums about a love triangle between Germany, France, and Britain. And then Canada.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-08 - Complete50. First 'Pressions » reviews"You never get a second chance to make a first impression."Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 10-9-08 - Complete51. Shortcut reviewsJosh Quirke is getting married. Or thinks he is.Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-24-08 - Complete52. Look reviewsI never wanted you to say, "I love you, and I, I'd die for you" But that doesn't mean I wanted you to...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-12-08 - Complete53. Duct Tape Fixes Everything » reviews"You don't want to spend half your life thinking about a chance you didn't take." "You stole that from Frasier." "Shut up." -Abandoned, used for scrap metal, no more... it was a nice short run, wasn't it?-Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,340 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 5-25-0854. He Loved Her reviewsHe loved her; She was his entire world; He loved her; She wasn't just another girl; He loved her; And he just kept hoping; That maybe someday she would love him, too...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-08 - Complete55. My Day reviewsChocolate soy milk and donuts.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-27-08 - Complete56. Emergency Room Adventures reviewsThere's a reason they call me an insurance liability.Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-23-08 - Complete57. The 500 Word Limit » reviewsBecause life was never, ever, EVER meant to be serious.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 4-17-0758. Ode to Suburbia reviewsParody of America the Beautiful Oh beautiful for perfect lawns; For vans and soccer moms...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-31-08 - Complete59. Ode to Chex Mix reviewsTopsy-turvy, whole world's upside down; When I've got you and Chex Mix; I'll never need to frownPoetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-30-08 - Complete60. Stockholm Syndrome reviewsGuy runs for mayor. Girl helps. Guy falls in love with Girl. Girl is hired to kill him.Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-30-08 - Complete61. How To Format Plays reviewsFrom what's been hammered in my head for two years. All about stage direction, setting, names, description, and dialogue, and all that other nonsense. :Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-08 - Complete62. Consistency reviewsSo won't You change me, too?; Don't need this heart; As much as I need You; And I need consistency; That only Your love can give mePoetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-15-08 - Complete63. Decision 2008: Cookies or Donuts? reviewsYou decide. Not a political piece. It's about the great rivalry between two brothers in a bakery...Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-4-08 - Complete64. You Make Me Wanna reviewsYou make me wanna fly over the moon; Swim far below the sea; Go to the zoo and let the animals free; Cuz you my friend, my partner in crime; Bring out the best in me, and I; Got this feeling I bring the best out of you, too...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-18-08 - Complete65. Candy Hearts and Paper Flowers reviewsSo it was a cliché. Girl goes to college in a whole different state. Girl meets best friend who just so happens to have a fraternal twin. Girl falls for said twin. Twin gives Everlasting Gobstopper to girl. It was like something from a Disney movie.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-8-08 - Complete66. It's The End reviewsShe doesn't notice that look in his eye; That look of "more than just friends" La-la-la-la ; And that, my fellow troublemakers; Is why it's the beginning of the end!Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-8-08 - Complete67. It's a Beautiful Day reviewsCheer up emo kid; It's a beautiful day; So smile and laugh with me; Watch your problems fade awayPoetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-8-08 - Complete68. Daddy's Not So Little Girl reviews"It's a nice dress. Very modest." "It doesn't have straps." "It's fine. You just don't want to admit Evie's growing up." "Why can't she have stayed four?"Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-3-08 - Complete69. Fine Line: Essence of Maturity » reviewsA series of Fine Line oneshots about food, college, marriage, children, and all that jazz. Not, and I repeat, NOT in chronological order.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 4-22-0870. Tales of Qzie's Camera » reviewsTurn the camera off, you dork.- TuckerFiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-5-0871. Mike Walked Off A Cliff reviewsOne day, Mike walked off a cliff and died...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-27-08 - Complete72. Donut Shop Confessions reviewsThat crazy old lady was just leaving with her granddaughter, about to eat her donut, and… I don't know… I just snapped…Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-15-08 - Complete73. Laura » reviewsThe stories of an autistic girl's sister. She's so doggone funny.Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 3-18-0874. The Impossible Plan reviews"I don't want to move." "We don't want you to, either."Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete75. Sentiments of Hatred » reviewsCaomhe scowled at Keiran and hissed, "I hate you." Keiran seemed unfazed by this and snapped back, "I hate you more."Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 8-11-0776. One of Those Days reviewsIt was one of those days. Y'know, the days where as soon as you get home, you want to beat the crap out of anyone who gets in your way, storm in your room, and listen to loud, angry music while writing a long angst-filled rant.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-16-08 - Complete77. The Dork and the Dragon » reviews"Wait... what?" "You heard me. That sword is yours." "...What am I supposed to do with it?" "I dunno. Cut yourself?" "OK, enough with the emo jokes!" "Awww, cheer up, emo kid!" "SILENCE, WOMAN!" "Snappy little emo..."Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 12-23-0778. The Stories Behind the Stories reviewsAnalyzing fairy tales, their effects, and etcetera. I'm warning you now, some of this is kind of horrifying.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-08 - Complete79. Agape reviews"And remember-" "Nerve is just paralyzing fear on a sugar rush." "Exactly! I'm glad I've finally gotten that through your head." Version 3.0Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-22-08 - Complete80. The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre reviewsHe never saw it coming.Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-08 - Complete81. The Questions That Plague My Mind reviewsWhy is the sky blue? What did Jesus and the disciples do when they were traveling? Why are elephants disproportionate? Did I spell that right?Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-08 - Complete82. The Real Threats to Society » reviewsTrue stories of chocolate, pixie sticks, big noses, stupid boys, and other silly stories of middle school and high school.Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 12-7-0783. Help Me reviewsSomething horrible happened to her. And she'll never be the same again.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-5-07 - Complete84. Christmas Angel reviewsLater on, we can go outside... and create the impression of an angel that just fell from the sky... [Relient K Always Winter]Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-1-07 - Complete85. You Make My Heart Hurt reviewsSo you love her. I don't care. But my heart does.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-27-07 - Complete86. Let's All Commit Suicide! reviewsThere wouldn't be any wars if we did. [Heavy sarcasm]Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-27-07 - Complete87. Brighter Than Sunshine reviewsMaybe it's a cliche, but it's firstly love.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-27-07 - Complete88. The GoCart Song reviewsThe wheels of the gocart go vroomvroomvroom...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-23-07 - Complete89. Lavender Streaked Sky reviews"Well, I'm Renie, maybe you've seen me up on my roof talking with the gneakles."Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-21-07 - Complete90. Spy Wants A Donut reviewsSpy is hungry... Spy wants a donut... [A story of boredom and hunger]Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-21-07 - Complete91. Three Perspectives » reviewsA scene in three perspectives. A girl asks a boy to prom "as friends." Cliffhanger ending.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-18-0792. Parallel, Evenness, Three reviewsThere's nothing wrong, With parallel things, Or even things, Or three thingsPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-3-07 - Complete93. All In A Day's Work reviewsThe Godfather wants his coffee... or there shall be a price to pay.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-3-07 - Complete94. My Happy Go Freaky Girl reviewsI never wanted to see you cry, So wipe those tears from your eyes, Cuz heartbreak doesn't have to mean goodbyePoetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-1-07 - Complete95. A Year Just Isn't Enough reviewsBut life isn't a fairy tale, and that's why you're gone now.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-07 - Complete96. Bunnyman! reviewsLook out. He's gonna getcha. [Based on The Gashlycrumb Tinies]Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-28-07 - Complete97. Overheating reviewsParody of Overthinking by Relient K. All about how sunburns suck.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-9-07 - Complete98. Something Beautiful reviewsWe dreamed up all these wonderful things, and we had something beautiful... a true friendship. We opened up to each other, we trusted each other with our lives... I hate saying goodbye.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-07 - Complete99. Sometimes We Say Goodbye reviewsI should have learned to never trust, In the things that say goodbyePoetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-07 - Complete100. Hand in Hand reviewsAnd so my life ends in riddles, but isn't that what life has always been? One riddle passes into another, one choice follows the one before it. It's an endless sorrow.Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-20-07 - Complete101. Most Eligible reviews[Challenge response] Fitch Garridan was a regular guy extraordinaire... who was terrified of the opposite gender. That is, until the haircut, the Freshmen Five list, the preps, and Taser Segreti. Oh, and Brazil. [Oneshot]Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-8-07 - Complete102. Tea With Cinnamon and Vanilla reviewsThe trick, she said, was to add cinnamon and vanilla.Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-3-07 - Complete103. Dear Freind reviews[Mistakes intentional] A five year old writes.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-1-07 - Complete104. Girls Are Insane reviews"Girls are insane." "Excuse me?" "Well it's true! I mean, how many times have you heard of this type of thing happening and a girl being in the wrong? And when we try to tell you what really happened, you won't even listen to our side of the story!"Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-26-07 - Complete105. The Dance reviewsStep. Step. Don't worry. Step. Step. He loves you so much. Step. Step. You've gotten this far. Step. Step. A couple more steps won't hurt you at all. Step. Step. Will it? [Revised]Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-2-07 - Complete106. The Knights of PS 337 reviewsA kid ignoring his teacher in favor of more interesting pursuits. Oneshot.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-12-06 - Complete107. Living Your Life reviewsBe sure to live your life, because you are a long time dead. A speech I did for speech class, reviews are returned.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-24-06 - Complete108. Octopusphobia » reviewsBased on a weird dream. Gil looked back behind him. Did that stupid octopus really think it would be able to keep his friends in school? Please don't read this.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 5-5-06 - Complete109. If You Can't Believe in Everything reviewsI'll at least believe in you.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-25-06 - Complete110. Quest for the Bowling Ball » reviewsThe magical bowling ball falls into the hands of a boy who seems to have it all. Chapter 4 up!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-25-05 - Published: 10-23-05111. What Makes The World Go 'Round reviewsOur drama teacher told us to write about something we believe in. Well...I'm a very idealistic person. I also call this The 5Minute Musical.Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-8-05 - Complete112. Seizure reviewsA seizure in the only way I could describe it. Please R&R.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-21-05 - Complete113. Transparency reviewsWell, a fine mess I've landed myself into.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-17-05 - Complete