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since: 10-13-05, id: 497727, Profile Updated: 11-12-09
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Author has written 100 stories for Love, Life, Humor, Play, Horror, Essay, General, Romance, Song, Humor, Friendship, General, Biography, Fantasy, Spiritual, Young Adult, and Sci-Fi.

Here is my other account for q is for quirks. And here is my website. :)

My name is Yon Yonson. I come from Wisconsin. I work in de lumberyard der. And all de people I meet as I walk down the street say "Hello there! What's your name?" And I say, "My name is Yon Yonson, I come from Wisconsin..."

Hehe. Not really, that's just a rhyme my grandpa made up.

So here's who I actually am.

My real name is Carissa, and I adopted my character's nickname for my screen name (from English Paper). My pseudonym is CM Hanson. Gender neutral. I'm a really big dork, a total fangirl, and my three biggest dreams in life are two 1) Have a wheelchair race, 2) Get that table at Barnes and Noble, and 3) Take pictures of every single tree in Brooklyn so I can put them online and caption them "A tree grows in Brooklyn... and another one... and another one..."

I would say that writing is all I know, but that's a stupid statement because I'm an A student (except in math and science, where I get straight C's and the occasional B), and that doesn't make sense because I have horrible study habits. I'm a college junior and finally decided to stick with a Creative Writing major and a Psychology minor. I'd like to graduate before I'm 30. :)

If you're wondering why I leave "snacks" at the end of all of my stories and poems, then this is why: because I want people to like me. Call me crazy. It started when I was first put up Fine Line. I thought, "Hey! Maybe if I left a little e-snack at the end, people will review!" That was over two years ago. Now leaving a little "snack" is habit.

These are a few of my favorite things...

The color blue, Pon and Zi, Lord of the Rings, Little Caeser's italian cheese bread, Transformers, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Windows Movie Maker, Childrin R Skary, Relient K, the Pieces of Flair application on Facebook, Scrubs, my Directory of Quotes, Finding Nemo, blank paper, The Office, mechanical pencils, crayons, colored pencils, Harry Potter, my camera, Chronicles of Narnia, swimming, YouTube, pretty much all old shows and movies, riding with my sister to the library, studying WW2, Wall-E, studying psychology, Chuck, the elementary school playground, Stellar Kart, girls nights/days, Serenity, college and career group, Songs to Wear Pants To, dipping fries in frosties, EleventySeven, 30 Rock, Chex Mix, Serenity, making mixed CDs, the symptom checker on WebMD, smilies, Family Force 5, listening to my "Happy Q" CD while on walks and muttering to self "Must... resist... dancing..." :)

Things that I hate with the passion of a thousand Betelgeuses

Math, science, logic (class subject, that is), Lit. Interpretation (class), the words "religious" or "religion," BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death- computer), Gmail kicking me off, chatspeak, casseroles and anything else that you can't tell what went in it (except hot dogs), how it's near impossible to find an available school computer in the afternoon, sleep deprivation, Mary Sues and Gary Stues, writer's block, smoke of any kind, Eragon, Twilight (hides from fangirls), bad grammar and spelling, and keys that stick on the keyboard.

OK, onto something else...

People who rock: They're all very talented writers and very nice people in general.

Murphy's Lawyer You should read her oneshots, because they are awesome, and you ESPECIALLY need to read "Not Quite" and "Life's Little Chances" and "A Cold Grey Dawn" because they rock hard like... something that rocks hard.

CaveDwellers wrote a really cool story called "The Blue Rose," which is awesome beyond belief, and there is no doubt in my mind that it's one of the best stories here. She's been writing an equally cool story called "Something Like Hercules."

IdeasInTheAir She's famous for her clearing-up sections, but she writes hilariously funny stories and awesome poems, so check out her stuff.

The below haven't updated in about forever. That doesn't mean they're any less awesome.

RT michaels One of my favorites. He writes really, really sad stuff. You need to read "This Boy Cries" and "Sunflower." It'll break your heart.

Hey Its Me Again Fantastic poet. He only has a few poems, but they're well worth reading.

Homey Hilarious guy. Read everything. Just everything.

About select stories:

--My baby, Fine Line--

(T) Fine Line: (Edits are slooowwwly coming in) The story according to Ophelia's Devils (it's long!):

“Hello, my name is Keiran ‘Sherlock’ Holmes, also known as Rubber Ducky… and… why do you guys call me Sherlock?”

“Irony’s sake. I’m Garrett ‘Platypus’ LeBlanc, and there is no logical reason why people call me Platypus. Anyways. This story is called Fine Line and it’s about our experiences from seventh grade to ninth grade, and then an epilogue basically covers everything else about us…”

“Us being me, Keiran, Gary, Caomhe- who is the love of my life, Fiona, Charlie (AKA Clementine), Joeri- nicknamed Mongoose, Celia, and Leah, who has a cool British accent. Cuz that’s where she’s from.”

“Ehem.”

“Sorry.”

“In this book, you will find Keiran pursuing Caomhe like a dog pursuing… well, anything that moves… and you’ll also find the wonders of Granny Holmes’ chocolate chip cookies, the terrors of math class, a few reasons why you shouldn’t give us energy drinks, swing set action, games of tag, umm… what else?”

“Lots of funny stuff, like the time with getting back at Milo-”

“And the time with the dingy boat and cannibalism-”

“I don’t think I was there for that…”

“Oh yeah, you were at camp.”

“OK. But there’s lots of drama, too.”

“Oh yeah. Like the Sledding Incident.”

“That was particularly nasty and dramatic.”

“But you got a totally cool scar.”

“Oh yeah! …What were we talking about again?”

“Why people should read our story.”

“Because it’s about us. Duh.”

“…You depress me sometimes, Rubber Ducky. Why are you even called that?”

“Cuz I’m the one.”

“Of course.”

(K+) Fine Line: Essence of Maturity: It's a series of Fine Line oneshots about life, kids, marriage, food, college, and all that jazz. :) (neglected)

(K) Sentiments of Hatred: It's about the years when Keiran and Caomhe hated the pants off each other. ;) (neglected)

(K) Daddy's Not-So-Little Girl: This is a oneshot about Keiran and Caomhe's daughter Evie and watching her grow up. It goes full circle: It starts when Evie's born and ends when Evie gives birth to a daughter of her own. (oneshot)

(T) Caomhe's Worst Fear: It's an idea I've been playing around with for a while and finally decided to write it. It's an alternate ending for "Black and White and Red All Over" (the chapter where Keiran is hit by a car). (neglected)

(T) Duct Tape Fixes Everything- the sequel to Fine Line (abandoned on account of other stuff)

(K+) One of Those Days- a Duct Tape oneshot: It's about Benny having a really bad day. :) (oneshot)

(K+) Sod You, Evander Phillips: A Fine Line CANON oneshot about Leah and Evander!

--The Tsu-Min Galaxy Trilogy--

Book One (M) The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom: (You can find the long synopsis here, but this is the extremely short one.) The Tsu-Min Galaxy thought that no war could ever rival the Interplanetary War. But thirty years later, they did it again. And they did it worse. Billions across the galaxy are being killed. No one is safe. Six ordinary soldiers have been thrown into the thick of it. It's getting harder to keep hope with each day, but they will, if only for each other.

Quote synopsis: "Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all." - Dale Carnegie

So some kind person nominated The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom for SKoW for Best Non-Romance! I got really super excited because... why wouldn't I be? :D Just being nominated was a shock and a delight, so whoever did it... THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH! I would glomp you if I knew who you were.

Soon you will be able to buy WWID on Amazon. Why? Well, because of CreateSpace! WWID was a NaNoWriMo '08 story, which I won, thank you very much, and CreateSpace made an offer to all the NaNo winners for a free proof copy of their book THEN another option of selling it on Amazon. I took the opportunity- and freaked out here.

Book Two (On the to-do list...) (T) Nosco-a-Dei: He told her that he would always come back. The death toll is rising and she's still waiting...

It's about the first Interplanetary War, except from a civilian POV. It's about a girl whose true love is drafted in the war and then bad stuff happens. :) The title is a spoiler in itself, so I'm not saying what it means. It sets everything up for the last book by questioning nearly everything about the galaxy.

Book Three (K+?) Event Horizon: Once upon a time, there was a writer, there was an artist, there was a light, and everything as we know it was in flux.

You can read the blog I'm doing for a grade that is about the progress of Event Horizon. :)

Oneshots:

(K) Not Enough: Tal talks to Sim about their friendship.

(K) A Young Nerdy Boy's Library Book: It's about Sim being bullied. Poor kid. :( But yes, it is supposed to be funny.

(K) First 'Pressions: It's a collection of short stories about Sim, Tig, Tal, Kit, and Kaye when they were younger.

--Other stories--

(K+) 100 Reasons: Geez, I'm doing extremely terribly on this. It's got that whole unrequited love thing going. I'll try to have an update soon.

(K) Love Poems for Nerds: A collaboration of, well, love poems for nerds! :D I've been having issues thinking of ideas lately.

(T) Seven Days to Win Gwen Labelle: It's about a boy who decides to make a girl he's never even talked to like him in a week. I wanted to get this done in February... EPIC FAIL! Woot. x_x

(K+) Right Under Your Nose: It's one of those best friends fall in love stories. :P Cliched? Totally.

(K+) English Paper: How We Survived Public Education: This is the first book in four. It's a collaboration project about... everything. :) It's fun. Unrealistic and you can tell that most of it was written by high school girls because there's an overdose on romance. Stories: The Beginning of the End; 565 Ways to Say No; WAR; Tale of the Sedden-thing (the story that started it all!); Revenge of the Sedden-Thing; The Final Showdown, Camping Story. Aaand Chapter Ten (Backfire) was nominated as Most Humorous Scene for the Booyah Awards

(K) Decision 2008: Cookies or Donuts: This is my favorite play, hands down. It's about sibling rivalry in a bakery. (one scene)

(T) The Dance: Aha. Wow. I... really don't know what happened. I just kinda opened Word and started writing and that's what happened. I've never written like that before... it's totally screwy. (oneshot.)

Plot Bunnies:

(K+?) Fix It! (Working title inspired by SNL): It's about a girl named Rose who falls for this complete jerk, Justin, and she wants to "fix" him. Meanwhile, she's failing math so she has to get a tutor, and his name is Isaac. Kinda obvious where I'm going with this, isn't it?
Summary: She wanted to fix him. He wanted to be left alone. Her math tutor wanted... her. This would end well.

(T) WATCH: If you read the poem I wrote of the same name, you might get a notion on what it's about. If FP throws a fit about the same titles, the poem's name will be changed to LOOK. This just might be the most serious thing I'll write.
Summary: Where's the best place to hide something?

(T) Play On! (WT): This is my way of telling Shakespeare to shove it up where the sun doesn't shine. I'm retelling Twelfth Night because it certainly is giggle-worthy and very cute.
Summary: It's very simple. Connie is in love with Topher, who's in love with Bianca, who is infatuated with Connie because Connie is dressed up like a boy, but Alvin has a thing for Bianca and... everything ensues.

Stuff that may never see the light of day:

(K) The Three Witches: This... isn't my story. It's my great-aunt's. She told it to my cousin Amy and Amy copied down the plot for me to write, except neither of us know the ending. It's a kid story. :) And I've been too lazy to write it... (oneshot)

(T) Love Shy: I saw this entry on Wikipedia about love shyness and it was just begging to have a story about it. So here's the working summary: “So now what am I? Your autsi… atisu…" “You’re my autischizoleptic leukemia-ridden love shy friend.” (oneshot?)

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1. Event Horizon » reviews
Once upon a time, there was a writer, there was an artist, there was a light, and everything as we know it was in flux. --NaNoWriMo 09--
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,779 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-12-09 - Published: 11-1-09
2. Peace, Love, Untied Sneakers reviews
Tessa was trying to write a love song when Marty broke in through her kitchen window.
Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-9-09 - Published: 11-9-09
3. A Little Light reviews
An old man looks for a little light in his life. -Monologue-
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-20-09 - Published: 10-20-09
4. English Paper: How We Survived Public Education » reviews
There are three rules to surviving the public school system. One: Don't fall for your best friend. Two: Know how to effectively use blackmail. Three: Never trust your math teacher. --Book One of Four--
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,369 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 6-9-08
5. Fine Line » reviews
“I hate you, Holmes... I HATE YOU!” “Yeah... I know... I know... but there's a fine line between hate... and love.” ---Edits coming in slowly---
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 214,925 - Reviews: 549 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 1-19-07
6. 100 Reasons reviews
Here's to you. And here's to you never knowing the way I feel about you.
Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 9-27-09
7. Event Horizon Teaser reviews
Once upon a time, there was a writer; there was an artist; there was a light; and everything as we know it was in flux. --Preview for NaNoWriMo '09--
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-18-09 - Published: 9-18-09
8. Hey There Jemima reviews
Here's to Aunt Jemima and her syrupy ways. --A parody of Hey There Delilah--
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-11-09 - Published: 8-11-09
9. Magnetic » reviews
Henry knows two things: he's doomed to be with April, and he has no idea what to do with his life. April has thought so far into the future that she's planned her own funeral. The one missing piece of the puzzle is her other half. The rest is inevitable.
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,035 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 3-22-09
10. The Ghost of Writer's Block Forest reviews
Few go in, none come out...
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 6-7-09
11. WATCH reviews
Look in between the lines, kids...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 6-6-09
12. The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom » reviews
They thought that no war could ever rival the Interplanetary War. But thirty years later, they did it again. And they did it worse.
Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 112,557 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 10-31-08
13. Love Poems for Nerds » reviews
How do I love thee, let me express the ways through grammar, math, science, band, choir, geography, physics, computers, history, literature, the Internet, and MORE!
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 4-19-09
14. Not Enough reviews
“Do you think being friends is enough? For the rest of your life?” “Well.... Yeah. Is being friends enough for you?”
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-5-09 - Published: 5-5-09
15. I'm A Fragment Without You reviews
--Nerd alert!-- Would you be the adverb to my adjective? Could I be the subject to your action? You're the only pronoun in my life. Your name is the only one in capitalization.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 4-15-09
16. A Young Nerdy Boy's Library Book reviews
Sim wasn’t sure what happened next, but one thing’s for certain: you do not take a young nerdy boy’s library book.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 4-15-09
17. Sod You, Evander Phillips reviews
“Stop it,” she protested weakly. He was now only a couple inches away and showed no sign of breaking eye contact. “I’m trying to be mad at you.” She tried to glare, but it didn’t work. -Fine Line oneshot-
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-10-09 - Published: 4-10-09
18. My Old Best Friend reviews
She used to be so different. Now she's married to a complete jerk who doesn't love her or deserve her. We don't know what happened.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 3-28-09
19. Gideon reviews
“But Lord,” Gideon asked, “How can I save Israel? My clan is the weakest in Manasseh, and I am the least in my family.”
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 3-8-09
20. Edible Ouija reviews
Alphabet soup knows everything.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 2-25-09
21. Seven Days to Win Gwen Labelle » reviews
“See that girl?” “You mean Gwen Labelle?” “Yeah, her.” “Why? What are you planning?” “I’m gonna make her like me. In a week.”
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,315 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 2-6-09
22. Baby Furby reviews
Or Satan as a Child's Toy. One of the more evil things from the 90's...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-3-09 - Published: 2-3-09
23. Right Under Your Nose reviews
Everything she could have possibly wanted was just waiting to catch her. If only she would fall.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 2-2-09
24. Comfort Food reviews
“There’s bound to be someone out there who genuinely cares about ya, more than… than a friend…. And who knows? Maybe he’ll change. Or maybe… maybe you’ll find someone else. But for now, just eat a muffin. It'll make you feel better.”
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-1-09 - Published: 2-1-09
25. This Isn't Funny reviews
I know you like to joke around; Now you won't even make a sound
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-27-09 - Published: 1-27-09
26. Your Stupid Eyes reviews
So do me a favor please; Stop making me love- no, not love-; Stop making me LOOK in your stupid eyes!
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-18-09 - Published: 1-18-09
27. I Hate You reviews
I hate you.
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 1-5-09
28. Pants reviews
“Dom, Rico, what are you doing to Benny?” “We’re molesting him!” “We want his pants!” “Help me.”
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 1-5-09
29. Enemy Material reviews
Too many girls had been sucked into believing that guys who glittered and stalked you and drove silver cars were wonderful.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 12-30-08
30. Spinning Around the Galaxy reviews
Spinning around the galaxy; It'll just be you and me; Think of how happy we could be; Just you wait and see
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 12-26-08
31. Caomhe's Worst Fear » reviews
The only colors she saw were red, black, and white. The only color she wanted to see was green. A deep, brilliant green. --Fine Line AU--
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 9-30-08
32. Wake Up reviews
Oh come on. I know you’re a joker by nature, but you’re going a little too far.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-22-08 - Published: 12-22-08
33. The Ecstasy: An Essay reviews
The title says everything: it's a test essay about The Ecstasy by John Donne, examining the music, imagery, and meaning of the poem. Someone's in LOVE...
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-13-08 - Published: 11-13-08
34. Ma'an et Solo reviews
Every night we'd sit under the stars; I'd look in your eyes; And you'd play your guitar; And everything was so beautiful
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 11-3-08
35. The European Love Triangle reviews
A thread from the NaNoWriMo forums about a love triangle between Germany, France, and Britain. And then Canada.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 10-30-08
36. First 'Pressions » reviews
“You never get a second chance to make a first impression.”
Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 10-9-08
37. Shortcut reviews
Josh Quirke is getting married. Or thinks he is.
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 10-24-08
38. Look reviews
I never wanted you to say, “I love you, and I, I’d die for you” But that doesn't mean I wanted you to...
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 10-12-08
39. Duct Tape Fixes Everything » reviews
“You don't want to spend half your life thinking about a chance you didn't take.” “You stole that from Frasier.” “Shut up.” -Abandoned, used for scrap metal, no more... it was a nice short run, wasn't it?--
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,235 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 5-25-08
40. He Loved Her reviews
He loved her; She was his entire world; He loved her; She wasn't just another girl; He loved her; And he just kept hoping; That maybe someday she would love him, too...
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-08
41. My Day reviews
Chocolate soy milk and donuts.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-08
42. Emergency Room Adventures reviews
There's a reason they call me an insurance liability.
Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-23-08 - Published: 9-23-08
43. The 500 Word Limit » reviews
Because life was never, ever, EVER meant to be serious.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,748 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 4-17-07
44. Ode to Suburbia reviews
Parody of America the Beautiful Oh beautiful for perfect lawns; For vans and soccer moms...
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 8-31-08
45. Ode to Chex Mix reviews
Topsy-turvy, whole world’s upside down; When I’ve got you and Chex Mix; I’ll never need to frown
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 8-30-08
46. Stockholm Syndrome reviews
Guy runs for mayor. Girl helps. Guy falls in love with Girl. Girl is hired to kill him.
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 8-30-08
47. How To Format Plays reviews
From what's been hammered in my head for two years. All about stage direction, setting, names, description, and dialogue, and all that other nonsense. :
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 8-23-08
48. Consistency reviews
So won't You change me, too?; Don't need this heart; As much as I need You; And I need consistency; That only Your love can give me
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 7-15-08
49. Decision 2008: Cookies or Donuts? reviews
You decide. :D Not a political piece. It's about the great rivalry between two brothers in a bakery... gotta love sibling rivalry. -Repost-
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 7-4-08
50. You Make Me Wanna reviews
You make me wanna fly over the moon; Swim far below the sea; Go to the zoo and let the animals free; Cuz you my friend, my partner in crime; Bring out the best in me, and I; Got this feeling I bring the best out of you, too...
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 6-18-08
51. Candy Hearts and Paper Flowers reviews
So it was a cliché. Girl goes to college in a whole different state. Girl meets best friend who just so happens to have a fraternal twin. Girl falls for said twin. Twin gives Everlasting Gobstopper to girl. It was like something from a Disney movie.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-08
52. It's The End reviews
She doesn't notice that look in his eye; That look of “more than just friends” La-la-la-la ; And that, my fellow troublemakers; Is why it's the beginning of the end!
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-08
53. It's a Beautiful Day reviews
Cheer up emo kid; It's a beautiful day; So smile and laugh with me; Watch your problems fade away
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-08
54. Daddy's Not So Little Girl reviews
“It’s a nice dress. Very modest.” “It doesn’t have straps.” “It’s fine. You just don’t want to admit Evie’s growing up.” “Why can’t she have stayed four?”
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-3-08 - Published: 6-3-08
55. Fine Line: Essence of Maturity » reviews
A series of Fine Line oneshots about food, college, marriage, children, and all that jazz. Not, and I repeat, NOT in chronological order.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 4-22-08
56. Tales of Qzie's Camera » reviews
Turn the camera off, you dork.- Tucker
Biography - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-5-08
57. Qzie's Inspiration Journal reviews
We were supposed to write down things that inspire us. I did not... but I did create a black hole. :D
Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-5-08
58. Mike Walked Off A Cliff reviews
One day, Mike walked off a cliff and died...
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-27-08
59. Donut Shop Confessions reviews
That crazy old lady was just leaving with her granddaughter, about to eat her donut, and… I don’t know… I just snapped…
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-15-08
60. Laura » reviews
The stories of an autistic girl's sister. She's so doggone funny.
Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 3-18-08
61. The Impossible Plan reviews
“I don’t want to move.” “We don’t want you to, either.”
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08
62. Sentiments of Hatred » reviews
Caomhe scowled at Keiran and hissed, “I hate you.” Keiran seemed unfazed by this and snapped back, “I hate you more.”
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 8-11-07
63. One of Those Days reviews
It was one of those days. Y’know, the days where as soon as you get home, you want to beat the crap out of anyone who gets in your way, storm in your room, and listen to loud, angry music while writing a long angst-filled rant.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-16-08 - Published: 3-16-08
64. The Dork and the Dragon » reviews
“Wait... what?” “You heard me. That sword is yours.” “...What am I supposed to do with it?” “I dunno. Cut yourself?” “OK, enough with the emo jokes!” “Awww, cheer up, emo kid!” “SILENCE, WOMAN!” “Snappy little emo...”
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 12-23-07
65. The Stories Behind the Stories reviews
Analyzing fairy tales, their effects, and etcetera. I'm warning you now, some of this is kind of horrifying.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 2-28-08
66. Agape reviews
“And remember-” “Nerve is just paralyzing fear on a sugar rush.” “Exactly! I’m glad I’ve finally gotten that through your head.” Version 3.0
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-22-08 - Published: 2-22-08
67. The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre reviews
He never saw it coming.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-08
68. The Questions That Plague My Mind reviews
Why is the sky blue? What did Jesus and the disciples do when they were traveling? Why are elephants disproportionate? Did I spell that right?
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 2-10-08
69. The Real Threats to Society » reviews
True stories of chocolate, pixie sticks, big noses, stupid boys, and other silly stories of middle school and high school.
Biography - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 12-7-07
70. Help Me reviews
Something horrible happened to her. And she'll never be the same again.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 12-5-07
71. Christmas Angel reviews
Later on, we can go outside... and create the impression of an angel that just fell from the sky... [Relient K Always Winter]
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 12-1-07
72. You Make My Heart Hurt reviews
So you love her. I don't care. But my heart does.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-27-07 - Published: 11-27-07
73. Let's All Commit Suicide! reviews
There wouldn't be any wars if we did. [Heavy sarcasm]
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-27-07 - Published: 11-27-07
74. Brighter Than Sunshine reviews
Maybe it's a cliche, but it's firstly love.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-27-07 - Published: 11-27-07
75. The GoCart Song reviews
The wheels of the gocart go vroomvroomvroom...
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-23-07 - Published: 10-23-07
76. Lavender Streaked Sky reviews
“Well, I’m Renie, maybe you’ve seen me up on my roof talking with the gneakles.”
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-07
77. Spy Wants A Donut reviews
Spy is hungry... Spy wants a donut... [A story of boredom and hunger]
Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-07
78. Three Perspectives » reviews
A scene in three perspectives. Has a Lady and the Tiger ending.
Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-18-07 - Published: 10-18-07
79. Parallel, Evenness, Three reviews
There's nothing wrong, With parallel things, Or even things, Or three things
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-07 - Published: 10-3-07
80. All In A Day's Work reviews
The Godfather wants his coffee... or there shall be a price to pay.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-3-07 - Published: 10-3-07
81. My Happy Go Freaky Girl reviews
I never wanted to see you cry, So wipe those tears from your eyes, Cuz heartbreak doesn’t have to mean goodbye
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 10-1-07
82. A Year Just Isn't Enough reviews
But life isn’t a fairy tale, and that’s why you’re gone now.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 10-1-07
83. Bunnyman! reviews
Look out. He's gonna getcha. [Based on The Gashlycrumb Tinies]
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 9-28-07
84. Overheating reviews
Parody of Overthinking by Relient K. All about how sunburns suck.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 9-9-07
85. Something Beautiful reviews
We dreamed up all these wonderful things, and we had something beautiful... a true friendship. We opened up to each other, we trusted each other with our lives.... I hate saying goodbye.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-27-07
86. Sometimes We Say Goodbye reviews
I should have learned to never trust, In the things that say goodbye
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-27-07
87. Hand in Hand reviews
And so my life ends in riddles, but isn’t that what life has always been? One riddle passes into another, one choice follows the one before it. It’s an endless sorrow.
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 8-20-07
88. Most Eligible reviews
[Challenge response] Fitch Garridan was a regular guy extraordinaire... who was terrified of the opposite gender. That is, until the haircut, the Freshmen Five list, the preps, and Taser Segreti. Oh, and Brazil. [Oneshot]
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,378 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-8-07 - Published: 8-8-07
89. Tea With Cinnamon and Vanilla reviews
The trick, she said, was to add cinnamon and vanilla.
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-3-07 - Published: 8-3-07
90. Dear Freind reviews
[Mistakes intentional] A five year old writes.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-1-07 - Published: 7-1-07
91. Girls Are Insane reviews
“Girls are insane.” “Excuse me?” “Well it’s true! I mean, how many times have you heard of this type of thing happening and a girl being in the wrong? And when we try to tell you what really happened, you won’t even listen to our side of the story!”
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-26-07 - Published: 3-26-07
92. The Dance reviews
Step. Step. Don't worry. Step. Step. He loves you so much. Step. Step. You've gotten this far. Step. Step. A couple more steps won't hurt you at all. Step. Step. Will it? [Revised]
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-2-07 - Published: 2-2-07
93. The Knights of PS 337 reviews
A kid ignoring his teacher in favor of more interesting pursuits. Oneshot.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-12-06 - Published: 9-12-06
94. Living Your Life reviews
Be sure to live your life, because you are a long time dead. A speech I did for speech class, reviews are returned.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-24-06 - Published: 7-24-06
95. Octopusphobia » reviews
Based on a weird dream. Gil looked back behind him. Did that stupid octopus really think it would be able to keep his friends in school? You review, I review back.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 5-5-06
96. If You Can't Believe in Everything reviews
I'll at least believe in you.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-25-06
97. Quest for the Bowling Ball » reviews
The magical bowling ball falls into the hands of a boy who seems to have it all. Chapter 4 up!
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-25-05 - Published: 10-23-05
98. What Makes The World Go 'Round reviews
Our drama teacher told us to write about something we believe in. Well...I'm a very idealistic person. I also call this The 5Minute Musical.
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-8-05 - Published: 11-8-05
99. Seizure reviews
A seizure in the only way I could describe it. Please R&R.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-21-05 - Published: 10-21-05
100. Transparency reviews
Well, a fine mess I've landed myself into.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-17-05 - Published: 10-17-05
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