Qzie
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since: 10-13-05, id: 497727, Profile Updated: 06-24-12
country: USA
Author has written 113 stories for Love, Life, Humor, Play, Horror, Essay, General, Romance, Song, Humor, Friendship, General, Biography, Fantasy, Spiritual, Young Adult, and Sci-Fi.

It's pronounced Q-Z. :) I very frequently get super busy, so I might take a while to respond if you message me or anything like that!

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Favorite genres to write: Fantasy, sci-fi, anything speculative really, romance, nonfiction

Favorite genres to read: Fantasy, sci-fi, historical, nonfiction, contemporary, dystopian, horror...

Favorite series: Lord of the Rings, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, The Hunger Games, Divergent

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1. Blue Court Revolution reviews
Tasia Henley can be blamed for the war, though she didn't intend to start it. But she can't be blamed for the disappearance of Blue Court, her twin, and two of their closest friends. Now she only intends to find the truth and fix her mistakes.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-27-12
2. Psychology, Cartography » reviews
Before he was twelve and needed to save his best friend's skinny behind at every turn, he collected maps and taped them up in his room like wallpaper. Every night, he would trace the paths from his house to any number of anywhere-elses.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-6-11 - Published: 5-1-11
3. Dear God, It's Rhemy reviews
An eight-year-old genius freaks out at the Almighty when her dad's time machine disappears.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-4-10 - Complete
4. NaNoflies reviews
You would not believe your eyes/ If every Wrimo worldwide/ Pulled out their pens instead of sleep/ Cuz they're writing 50K/ 2000 words a day/ You'd think it rude/ But some would say they're insane
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-10 - Complete
5. Two Steps Back reviews
I'll take one step forward/ And two steps back/ Cuz the thought of being with you/ Gives me a heart attack
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-17-10 - Complete
6. Orange Twilight reviews
In which I proclaim my undying love for Crush orange soda by parodying Owl City.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-6-10 - Complete
7. Thank God I Know You reviews
And I won't say a lot / And you probably forgot / That I'm even here, lend me your ear / Someday I'll say I love you / And be nothing but sincere / For now I'll thank God that I know you
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-2-10 - Complete
8. Pink Ranger reviews
"I think it's safe to say that the Pink Ranger inspired feelings in us that we, at the time, did not quite understand." Drabble-ish.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-10 - Complete
9. My Mother's Thumb of Death reviews
My mom does not find it amusing how I make fun of her lack of luck when it comes to gardening.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-25-10 - Complete
10. Real Time reviews
Ever notice how time moves just a little slower when you're anxious?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-10 - Complete
11. Opinions on Death reviews
A look at George Herbert's poems "A Dialogue-Anthem" and "Death" in order to evaluate whether or not Herbert had different stances on kicking it. A poem is summarized in a humorous way.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-11-10 - Complete
12. The Reason iPods Suck reviews
A CD player is replaced by an iPod. It does not like it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-14-10 - Complete
13. Peace, Love, Untied Sneakers » reviews
Tessa was trying to write a love song. Marty was on the run from Canadians, those crazy hockey-loving Mobsters.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-3-10 - Published: 11-9-09
14. Puzzle reviews
First they lopped off their feet. Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud. -Alternative Prologue to The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom-
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-10 - Complete
15. Evergreen reviews
One of these storms was going to be the end of the little tree. But she was rooting for it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-20-10
16. Event Horizon » reviews
Once upon a time, there was a writer, there was an artist, there was a light, and everything as we know it was in flux.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,913 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-31-09 - Published: 11-1-09
17. Fine Line » reviews
"I hate you, Holmes... I HATE YOU!" "Yeah... I know... I know... but there's a fine line between hate... and love." -Edits coming in very, very, very slowly-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 207,210 - Reviews: 559 - Updated: 12-25-09 - Published: 1-19-07 - Complete
18. Central Heating reviews
Hey, I can feel my heart beating/ You're better than central heating/ And baby.../ That means you're a pretty big deal!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-23-09 - Complete
19. Qzie's Inspiration Journal » reviews
We were supposed to write down things that inspire us. I did not... but I did create a black hole. :D
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-16-09 - Published: 5-5-08 - Complete
20. A Little Light reviews
An old man looks for a little light in his life.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-20-09 - Complete
21. English Paper: How We Survived Public Education » reviews
There are three rules to surviving the public school system. One: Don't fall for your best friend. Two: Know how to effectively use blackmail. Three: Never trust your math teacher. -Book One of Four-
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,317 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 6-9-08
22. 100 Reasons reviews
Here's to you. And here's to you never knowing the way I feel about you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-27-09
23. Hey There Jemima reviews
Here's to Aunt Jemima and her syrupy ways. -A parody of Hey There Delilah-
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-11-09 - Complete
24. Magnetic » reviews
Henry knows two things: he's doomed to be with April, and he has no idea what to do with his life. April has thought so far into the future that she's planned her own funeral. The one missing piece of the puzzle is her other half. The rest is inevitable.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 3-22-09 - Complete
25. The Ghost of Writer's Block Forest reviews
Few go in, none come out...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-7-09 - Complete
26. WATCH reviews
Look in between the lines, kids...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-6-09 - Complete
27. The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom » reviews
They thought that no war could ever rival the Interplanetary War. But thirty years later, they did it again. And they did it worse.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 105,599 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 10-31-08 - Complete
28. Love Poems for Nerds » reviews
How do I love thee, let me express the ways through grammar, math, science, band, choir, geography, physics, computers, history, literature, the Internet, and MORE!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 4-19-09
29. Not Enough reviews
"Do you think being friends is enough? For the rest of your life?" "Well... Yeah. Is being friends enough for you?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-5-09 - Complete
30. I'm A Fragment Without You reviews
Would you be the adverb to my adjective? Could I be the subject to your action? You're the only pronoun in my life. Your name is the only one in capitalization.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-15-09 - Complete
31. A Young Nerdy Boy's Library Book reviews
Sim wasn't sure what happened next, but one thing's for certain: you do not take a young nerdy boy's library book.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-15-09 - Complete
32. Sod You, Evander Phillips reviews
"Stop it," she protested weakly. He was now only a couple inches away and showed no sign of breaking eye contact. "I'm trying to be mad at you." She tried to glare, but it didn't work. -Fine Line oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-10-09 - Complete
33. Gideon reviews
"But Lord," Gideon asked, "How can I save Israel? My clan is the weakest in Manasseh, and I am the least in my family."
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-8-09 - Complete
34. Edible Ouija reviews
Alphabet soup knows everything.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-25-09 - Complete
35. Seven Days to Win Gwen Labelle » reviews
"See that girl?" "You mean Gwen Labelle?" "Yeah, her." "Why? What are you planning?" "I'm gonna make her like me. In a week."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 2-6-09
36. Baby Furby reviews
Or Satan as a Child's Toy. One of the more evil things from the 90's...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-09 - Complete
37. Right Under Your Nose reviews
Everything she could have possibly wanted was just waiting to catch her. If only she would fall.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-09 - Complete
38. Comfort Food reviews
"There's bound to be someone out there who genuinely cares about ya, more than… than a friend…. And who knows? Maybe he'll change. Or maybe… maybe you'll find someone else. But for now, just eat a muffin. It'll make you feel better."
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete
39. This Isn't Funny reviews
I know you like to joke around; Now you won't even make a sound
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-09 - Complete
40. Your Stupid Eyes reviews
So do me a favor please; Stop making me love- no, not love-; Stop making me LOOK in your stupid eyes!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-18-09 - Complete
41. I Hate You reviews
I hate you.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-5-09 - Complete
42. Pants reviews
"Dom, Rico, what are you doing to Benny?" "We're molesting him!" "We want his pants!" "Help me."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-5-09 - Complete
43. Enemy Material reviews
Too many girls had been sucked into believing that guys who glittered and stalked you and drove silver cars were wonderful.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-30-08 - Complete
44. Spinning Around the Galaxy reviews
Spinning around the galaxy; It'll just be you and me; Think of how happy we could be; Just you wait and see
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-26-08 - Complete
45. Caomhe's Worst Fear » reviews
The only colors she saw were red, black, and white. The only color she wanted to see was green. A deep, brilliant green. -Fine Line AU-
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 9-30-08
46. Wake Up reviews
Oh come on. I know you're a joker by nature, but you're going a little too far.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-22-08 - Complete
47. The Ecstasy: An Essay reviews
The title says everything: it's a test essay about The Ecstasy by John Donne, examining the music, imagery, and meaning of the poem. Someone's in LOVE...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-13-08 - Complete
48. Ma'an et Solo reviews
Every night we'd sit under the stars; I'd look in your eyes; And you'd play your guitar; And everything was so beautiful
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-3-08 - Complete
49. The European Love Triangle reviews
A thread from the NaNoWriMo forums about a love triangle between Germany, France, and Britain. And then Canada.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-08 - Complete
50. First 'Pressions » reviews
"You never get a second chance to make a first impression."
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 10-9-08 - Complete
51. Shortcut reviews
Josh Quirke is getting married. Or thinks he is.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-24-08 - Complete
52. Look reviews
I never wanted you to say, "I love you, and I, I'd die for you" But that doesn't mean I wanted you to...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-12-08 - Complete
53. Duct Tape Fixes Everything » reviews
"You don't want to spend half your life thinking about a chance you didn't take." "You stole that from Frasier." "Shut up." -Abandoned, used for scrap metal, no more... it was a nice short run, wasn't it?-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,340 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 5-25-08
54. He Loved Her reviews
He loved her; She was his entire world; He loved her; She wasn't just another girl; He loved her; And he just kept hoping; That maybe someday she would love him, too...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-08 - Complete
55. My Day reviews
Chocolate soy milk and donuts.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-27-08 - Complete
56. Emergency Room Adventures reviews
There's a reason they call me an insurance liability.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-23-08 - Complete
57. The 500 Word Limit » reviews
Because life was never, ever, EVER meant to be serious.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 4-17-07
58. Ode to Suburbia reviews
Parody of America the Beautiful Oh beautiful for perfect lawns; For vans and soccer moms...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-31-08 - Complete
59. Ode to Chex Mix reviews
Topsy-turvy, whole world's upside down; When I've got you and Chex Mix; I'll never need to frown
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-30-08 - Complete
60. Stockholm Syndrome reviews
Guy runs for mayor. Girl helps. Guy falls in love with Girl. Girl is hired to kill him.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-30-08 - Complete
61. How To Format Plays reviews
From what's been hammered in my head for two years. All about stage direction, setting, names, description, and dialogue, and all that other nonsense. :
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-08 - Complete
62. Consistency reviews
So won't You change me, too?; Don't need this heart; As much as I need You; And I need consistency; That only Your love can give me
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-15-08 - Complete
63. Decision 2008: Cookies or Donuts? reviews
You decide. Not a political piece. It's about the great rivalry between two brothers in a bakery...
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-4-08 - Complete
64. You Make Me Wanna reviews
You make me wanna fly over the moon; Swim far below the sea; Go to the zoo and let the animals free; Cuz you my friend, my partner in crime; Bring out the best in me, and I; Got this feeling I bring the best out of you, too...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-18-08 - Complete
65. Candy Hearts and Paper Flowers reviews
So it was a cliché. Girl goes to college in a whole different state. Girl meets best friend who just so happens to have a fraternal twin. Girl falls for said twin. Twin gives Everlasting Gobstopper to girl. It was like something from a Disney movie.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-8-08 - Complete
66. It's The End reviews
She doesn't notice that look in his eye; That look of "more than just friends" La-la-la-la ; And that, my fellow troublemakers; Is why it's the beginning of the end!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-8-08 - Complete
67. It's a Beautiful Day reviews
Cheer up emo kid; It's a beautiful day; So smile and laugh with me; Watch your problems fade away
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-8-08 - Complete
68. Daddy's Not So Little Girl reviews
"It's a nice dress. Very modest." "It doesn't have straps." "It's fine. You just don't want to admit Evie's growing up." "Why can't she have stayed four?"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-3-08 - Complete
69. Fine Line: Essence of Maturity » reviews
A series of Fine Line oneshots about food, college, marriage, children, and all that jazz. Not, and I repeat, NOT in chronological order.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 4-22-08
70. Tales of Qzie's Camera » reviews
Turn the camera off, you dork.- Tucker
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-5-08
71. Mike Walked Off A Cliff reviews
One day, Mike walked off a cliff and died...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-27-08 - Complete
72. Donut Shop Confessions reviews
That crazy old lady was just leaving with her granddaughter, about to eat her donut, and… I don't know… I just snapped…
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-15-08 - Complete
73. Laura » reviews
The stories of an autistic girl's sister. She's so doggone funny.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 3-18-08
74. The Impossible Plan reviews
"I don't want to move." "We don't want you to, either."
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete
75. Sentiments of Hatred » reviews
Caomhe scowled at Keiran and hissed, "I hate you." Keiran seemed unfazed by this and snapped back, "I hate you more."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 8-11-07
76. One of Those Days reviews
It was one of those days. Y'know, the days where as soon as you get home, you want to beat the crap out of anyone who gets in your way, storm in your room, and listen to loud, angry music while writing a long angst-filled rant.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-16-08 - Complete
77. The Dork and the Dragon » reviews
"Wait... what?" "You heard me. That sword is yours." "...What am I supposed to do with it?" "I dunno. Cut yourself?" "OK, enough with the emo jokes!" "Awww, cheer up, emo kid!" "SILENCE, WOMAN!" "Snappy little emo..."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 12-23-07
78. The Stories Behind the Stories reviews
Analyzing fairy tales, their effects, and etcetera. I'm warning you now, some of this is kind of horrifying.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-08 - Complete
79. Agape reviews
"And remember-" "Nerve is just paralyzing fear on a sugar rush." "Exactly! I'm glad I've finally gotten that through your head." Version 3.0
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-22-08 - Complete
80. The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre reviews
He never saw it coming.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-08 - Complete
81. The Questions That Plague My Mind reviews
Why is the sky blue? What did Jesus and the disciples do when they were traveling? Why are elephants disproportionate? Did I spell that right?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-08 - Complete
82. The Real Threats to Society » reviews
True stories of chocolate, pixie sticks, big noses, stupid boys, and other silly stories of middle school and high school.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 12-7-07
83. Help Me reviews
Something horrible happened to her. And she'll never be the same again.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-5-07 - Complete
84. Christmas Angel reviews
Later on, we can go outside... and create the impression of an angel that just fell from the sky... [Relient K Always Winter]
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-1-07 - Complete
85. You Make My Heart Hurt reviews
So you love her. I don't care. But my heart does.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-27-07 - Complete
86. Let's All Commit Suicide! reviews
There wouldn't be any wars if we did. [Heavy sarcasm]
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-27-07 - Complete
87. Brighter Than Sunshine reviews
Maybe it's a cliche, but it's firstly love.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-27-07 - Complete
88. The GoCart Song reviews
The wheels of the gocart go vroomvroomvroom...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-23-07 - Complete
89. Lavender Streaked Sky reviews
"Well, I'm Renie, maybe you've seen me up on my roof talking with the gneakles."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-21-07 - Complete
90. Spy Wants A Donut reviews
Spy is hungry... Spy wants a donut... [A story of boredom and hunger]
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-21-07 - Complete
91. Three Perspectives » reviews
A scene in three perspectives. A girl asks a boy to prom "as friends." Cliffhanger ending.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-18-07
92. Parallel, Evenness, Three reviews
There's nothing wrong, With parallel things, Or even things, Or three things
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-3-07 - Complete
93. All In A Day's Work reviews
The Godfather wants his coffee... or there shall be a price to pay.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-3-07 - Complete
94. My Happy Go Freaky Girl reviews
I never wanted to see you cry, So wipe those tears from your eyes, Cuz heartbreak doesn't have to mean goodbye
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-1-07 - Complete
95. A Year Just Isn't Enough reviews
But life isn't a fairy tale, and that's why you're gone now.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-07 - Complete
96. Bunnyman! reviews
Look out. He's gonna getcha. [Based on The Gashlycrumb Tinies]
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-28-07 - Complete
97. Overheating reviews
Parody of Overthinking by Relient K. All about how sunburns suck.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-9-07 - Complete
98. Something Beautiful reviews
We dreamed up all these wonderful things, and we had something beautiful... a true friendship. We opened up to each other, we trusted each other with our lives... I hate saying goodbye.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-07 - Complete
99. Sometimes We Say Goodbye reviews
I should have learned to never trust, In the things that say goodbye
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-07 - Complete
100. Hand in Hand reviews
And so my life ends in riddles, but isn't that what life has always been? One riddle passes into another, one choice follows the one before it. It's an endless sorrow.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-20-07 - Complete
101. Most Eligible reviews
[Challenge response] Fitch Garridan was a regular guy extraordinaire... who was terrified of the opposite gender. That is, until the haircut, the Freshmen Five list, the preps, and Taser Segreti. Oh, and Brazil. [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-8-07 - Complete
102. Tea With Cinnamon and Vanilla reviews
The trick, she said, was to add cinnamon and vanilla.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-3-07 - Complete
103. Dear Freind reviews
[Mistakes intentional] A five year old writes.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-1-07 - Complete
104. Girls Are Insane reviews
"Girls are insane." "Excuse me?" "Well it's true! I mean, how many times have you heard of this type of thing happening and a girl being in the wrong? And when we try to tell you what really happened, you won't even listen to our side of the story!"
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-26-07 - Complete
105. The Dance reviews
Step. Step. Don't worry. Step. Step. He loves you so much. Step. Step. You've gotten this far. Step. Step. A couple more steps won't hurt you at all. Step. Step. Will it? [Revised]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-2-07 - Complete
106. The Knights of PS 337 reviews
A kid ignoring his teacher in favor of more interesting pursuits. Oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-12-06 - Complete
107. Living Your Life reviews
Be sure to live your life, because you are a long time dead. A speech I did for speech class, reviews are returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-24-06 - Complete
108. Octopusphobia » reviews
Based on a weird dream. Gil looked back behind him. Did that stupid octopus really think it would be able to keep his friends in school? Please don't read this.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 5-5-06 - Complete
109. If You Can't Believe in Everything reviews
I'll at least believe in you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-25-06 - Complete
110. Quest for the Bowling Ball » reviews
The magical bowling ball falls into the hands of a boy who seems to have it all. Chapter 4 up!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-25-05 - Published: 10-23-05
111. What Makes The World Go 'Round reviews
Our drama teacher told us to write about something we believe in. Well...I'm a very idealistic person. I also call this The 5Minute Musical.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-8-05 - Complete
112. Seizure reviews
A seizure in the only way I could describe it. Please R&R.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-21-05 - Complete
113. Transparency reviews
Well, a fine mess I've landed myself into.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-17-05 - Complete
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