Greetings, good travelers, I welcome thee to my bio. And you know, I never have really gotten the hang of the fantasy speak, what with all the 'thee's' and funny names...so I won't even bother to pretend.

And yes, I am cynical. And sarcastic as all heck. I say heck, for I do not know what rating our bios have to be.

Anyways, I've noticed that most people have a whole personal profile on these. I'm pretty sure they name their blood type and post pictures of their fingerprints. Well, sorry, I'm not going to do that. But I will give you my favorite color. It is blue.

Enjoy reading my insane little stories. As soon as I get some up.