
HI!! Here's a litte, bitty, bit, bout ME!!
First of all I want to say I'm a proud Christian and conservative. If you have a problem with this I suggest you move your little self right along. I don't flame others for their opinions and I would like very much for you to return the favor by not flaming me. Thank you.
Also, you will find some depressing poetry, but I am by no means a depressing person. FictionPress is my outlet. When I'm upset I like to write about it, it clams me down and lets out my anger about whatevers bothering me. I also write when I'm happy. I'm a christian, so expect to find Christian poems that honer the Lord.
But don't judge me after just reading one or two. Some are depressing, some are uplifting, some are just to get things out of my system. My stories are the same, their moods change as I do. One chapter might be kind of depressing and the next uplifting and cheerful. I write what I feel about. I hope everyone that reads my stuff likes it, but for those of you who don't; I'm sorry. No one's perfect. I'm not a professional author, I'm a kid who likes to write fiction and poetry and post it on the web for others to enjoy. That's it. Simple as that. I don't think my work's perfect, heck, I don't think it's even that good. But, you guys can be the judge of that I suppose.
Name: Sarah Jane Elizabeth
Age: Somewhere between 7 and 70. Take your guess!
Hair color: Brown with blonde highlights.
Eye color: Baby blue with flecks of green.
Lives: The USA!! And I'm proud of it!!
I Have the best friends in the world! We never fight and always stand up for each other, just the way friends should! I love you guys!
Relationship Status: Single and content. I don't need a boyfriend, I have the only guy I need, he's sweet and kind, Strong and soild, gentle and calm, he's rock soild. He's my savior Jesus Christ and he's all I need.
WARNING!: ANYONE WHO FLAMES READERGIRL141991 OR PEACHES2479 OR JESSICA'S STATE OF GRACE WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME!! AND/OR HURTS THEIR FEELINGS!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
My friend's on and off Fictionpress.com
Jessica's State of grace
Readergirl141991
Peaches2479
Anglachele
Shadowkat18 (Yeah, I know. She's on FF.net not FP.com. But she's still a really good friend and a great author! Check out her stuff! She writes alot of WHR fiction.)
These are all amazing writers!! Check them out=)
Hobbie's: Writing poetry, Writing Fiction and Fanfiction, Singing(I'm bad at this!) acting Silly(I Excel at this!) Talking on the phone for hour's on end!(Lee-Lee, and Jessica can verify this!!) Playing with my dog's. And...more...that...I...just...can't...think...of...at...the...moment...!
Dis-like's: People who judge others by appearance and/or race and dosen't take the time to get to know them. People who go out of their way to bother or annoy someone else. People who find enjoyment from someone else's pain.
Books I like:
My America by 150 americans.
How to talk to a liberal(If you must) By Ann Coulter.
Do as I say(Not as I do) Profiles in Liberal Hypocrisy by Peter Schweizer.
Amber Frey: Witness for the Prosecution of Scott Peterson
The wild hunt by Jane yolen.
High Crimes and Misdemeanors by Ann Coulter
Dracula by Bram Stoker
The Sword That Cut The Burning Grass by Dorothy Hoobler and Thomas Hoobler
The Ghost in the Tokaido Inn by Dorothy Hoobler and Thomas Hoobler
The perks of being a wall flower-Stephen Chbosky
Doppelganger- Marie Brennan
I would list them all but we(Or I at least)would be here all day.
Music I like: BarlowGirl, Superchick, Plumb, Skillet, Jars of clay, Three days grace, Buliding 429, Inhabited, Shane & Shane, Amy Grant, Salvador, Mark Schults, Jump5, MercyMe, Switchfoot, TobyMac, Edwin McCain, Creed, DC Talk, Lifehouse, Simple plan, Hayden Panettiere, A-Teens, Martina Mcbride, Jessica Andrews, Jerry Lee Lewis, Johnny Cash, Lillix, Toby Keith, Fall out boy, Amiee Allen, Todd Agnew, Laura Story, Third Day, The Go-Go's, The Shangri-Las, No Secrets, The Pink Spiders, 3 Doors Down, Yellowcard, Avril Lavigne, Garbage, Sarah Conner, Daniel Powter, Bon Jovi, Nickelback, Gym Class heroes, Oleander, Linkin Park, New Found Glory, Stacie Orrico, HelloGoodbye, M2M, Evan and Jaron, Five for fighting, Crossfade, Coldplay, L'Arc~en~Ciel, Dream, V6, Frou Frou, Breaking Benjamin, Aerosmith, All-American Rejects, Mandy Moore, Evanescence, Casting Crowns, Flyleaf, Saving Jane, Utada Hikaru, The Click Five, Sandra Payne, And many more.
--My Rant & Raves--
I'm tired, as a Christian, of all the trash in today's media. As a young woman I am being told that to attract boys I have to dress a certain way, a way that boys will find appealing . But it's not right, girls should not degrade themself's to look 'cool' in the eyes of our peers. Young men don't really understand how hard it is for young women. We're consently told that we're 'suppose' to show more skin, then most girl's feel comfortable with. We hear it all the time from TV and in magzines, and even on the radio. Everywhere we look we see other girl's dressing indecently and flunting what the good Lord gave them. Then we start to feel self conscious about ourself's and our body's. The things most girl's don't realize is God didn't give us these beautiful bodys to flunt and tease. We're to use them to serve him. And if we have to dress a certain way to attract boys, well, don't you think we might just be attracing the wrong ones? Good young men want to glorify God, in the way they dress, act and in the girl's they pay attention to. It's perfectly okay to want to look pretty, we're most certainly not suppose to try and make ourself's less then what God made us. But we need to do it in a way that glorifys and honers the Lord. When we realize God made us the way we are, to honer and serve him and that we are beautiful just the way he made us, then, we're be able to show our true beauty. Because there is nothing more beautiful then a young woman serving the Lord with all she has.
MAT 5:8 Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God.
~~~~Qoute's:~~~~~
"NEVER!!" lol!
"I'm going to the only sane place in this house...THE BATHROOM!!" That would be Leah!! LOL!
"I like cookies!" Lee-Lee!
"Grr, darn evil penguins!"
"Muhahahahahahahahahahaha!!" - My cousin Hannah!
Jessica: Because I'm awesome!!
One of the girls in my dance class: "Nooo! The evil tutu of DOOM!!"
Spencer: That's a no isn't it?
Me: Like! Oh my gosh! That's like, so, like, totally kool:Insert fake high-pitched laugh:
Jessica: The cake! I'm gonna drop it!
Me: Nooooooo!!
Daniel: Did you say cake?
-While I was at Jessica's house the roads froze over and I couldn't get home for 2 days after I was suppose to be home. Her little brother said this the night before I really DID go home.-
Jonathan with a hugh grin: And tonight the roads could freeze over and your be stuck here even longer!!
Me: Some how, I don't think it would break your heart.
Crissy: I don't trust yooooou!
Daniel: My boxes!! All mine!!
Daniel and I were playing the game boxes at me Birthday party.
Rich: Nah, I'll just kick 'em out.
Me: You mean, if they can still walk when I'm through?
Rich: Ya did it again, didn't cha?
Me:...Maybe...
EmiGrace: Smile Seera!!
Box. Box. Box. Box...Rofl
I was reading my best friends profile a few minutes ago and found something...interesting. lol.
What she wrote
My reply
Here's what she wrote:
Sarah is a smart one.(Yes I am.) You will read this and then say "is she blonde?" The answer is Only when she dies it.(Hey Man! It is natrally blonde...with a little help...hehe) She is taking on the attributes!! No offense to the blondes. I was a cotton top until last year. I did not dye it. It turned dark. I also act blonde, but you don't know that. (Yes I do!! I've seen it with my own two little eyes!!)
Ok, first let me tell you a bit about the following. We were at her Grandparents house, goofing off in the kitchen(like the immture kids we are) and she tried to pull a gallon of milk out of the fridge and dropped it. It went EVERYWHERE!! And I mean EVERYWHERE!! Now, I have to say in my defence, I was 9 years old!! only 9!! Jessica was 10.
Sarah and I had just spilled a HUGE glass of milk, we thought we were going to get in trouble so I said"Just act Natural!"
Sarah said: "Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" ROFL I kid you not!!
I was joking! I swear! hehe!
Sarah: "How long have we known each other?" dumb question...You have no clue...
I said seriously: my mom has known your mom since before we were born. I am a year older than you. so I guess since I was a fetus and you were an egg.
This was so stupid that we both were trying not to fall in the floor laughing (you had to be there, This is gross now that I think about it. )rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl:Wipes tear from eye: Man, good times, good times!
Now, I know Jessica is most likely rolling around on the floor still laughing, so why don't we give her a moment to compose herself, yes? Good.
:Looks at watch:
I'd say that's long enough!
Don't worry hun! I'm not really offended or anything, just pulling your leg :Grin: Hehe! Ya know I love ya!
"You have the right to remain silent...Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."-Unknown
"I'm the kind of girl that will burst out laughing in the dead of silence at something that happened yesterday!"
"I could write a novel of the things he never would have said if he were sober."
"I'm so over being done with this."
If he were here; I wouldn't be."
"4 out of 3 poeple have trounle wit fructions and speeling."
"...eye'm so haapy I'm not 1 of tehm."
"Of all the lies he told, I have to say "I love you" is the one I hate the most."
"If only he knew of the nights she cried, if only he knew of the tears he should of dried."
"If you loved me you should have said it, maybe I wouldn't have dotted these wrists with red."
"The tears do nothing to wash away the clout of doubt."
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
-Bertrand Russell -Very true.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, Sarah's State of Grace,
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
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If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever run up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever fell out of a tree, copy this into your profile.
If you love Bruce Lee and think he rocks copy this into your profile.
If you've ever danced in the middle of the street copy this into your profile
This is the link to my Mom's site! Check it out!
http://www.aaamaltesebeauties.zoomshare.com/0.html
It's really cool!
JA-NE!!(Good-Bye!)