Well, then. AHEM. HI!
Name: Prince Julian Bananfeather.
Age: The average number of potatoes in the average kitchen times 2.5 plus one.
Location: Earth.
Species: A Dorito. DUH.
Sanity: Sanity? WHERE?! Is it contagious?!
Things to like: Music, The Legend of Zelda, music, Fire Emblem, music, Super Smash Bros., music, Nintendo, music, yaoi, music, anime, music, food, music, Pi, music, pi, music, pie, music, falling asleep on the couch with your best friends after twelve consecutive hours of gaming, music, and of course, life in general.
Other: CHECK OUT MY FRIENDS. They are as follows:
Dinuriel
Ebithril
The Witch King of Angmar
icycheetos
Tad Zendol
The Chibi Queen
RandoMaia
Casey Drake
(I'm waaaay too lazy to make links. Take the extra ten seconds and write it in yourself, lazies.)
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ANNOUNCEMENTS:
2006/12/28
::doing the happy dance:: I GOT A BRAND-NEW SUPER-TOASTER, COMPLETE WITH INTERNET ACCESS AND A FREE PRINTER! WHEEE! Updates will now be often because my brand new 'Super-Toaster' enables me to stay up into the hours of the night and type to my heart's content! WHEE!!!
2007/03/05
This might sound odd, but NEVER TAKE JOURNALISM. It's boring and I hate it. The only reason I'm in it in the first place is because my mother decided that spares were the spawn of the devil. So alas, here I am.
2007/04/12
Fire Eye will be slow on updates, as will most of my other work, because of a HUGE project that's taking up most of my time, and will be until about June. Sorry, guys!
2007/04/24
Fire Emblem 10 comes out in 38 days. I have attempted to remain calm about it, but the caffeine in my system does not agree. So...yeah.
::boom::
Eeeeeee, IKE IS SO HOT, AND SOREN COMES OUT, AND ALL THE LAGUZ ARE ALL PMSy BECAUSE BEGNION HATES THEM AND IF YOU WANT MORE SPOILERS THEN JUST EMAIL ME!!!!
2007/06/18
Ugh, I've gone into hiding. Sorry, guys, but I've got no inspiration for original fiction right now. Please don't hurt me...
2007/11/30
Scratch the above comment, I'm BACK and BETTER THAN EVER! WOOHOO!
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Aww, someone needs attention...
what was that. that was not funny at all. I am very disapointed. despite your attempt to be 'random' that was incredibly lame. and it seemed to me that you wrote this story just to make your 'boyfriend' feel special inside to be called a pie. does he have autism or down syndrome. also he must be a punk to actually wear steel toed boots. wow a punk retard. thats sad. break up with him. now this Cam probably seems like the protagonist to me. you try to kill him multiple times. he didn't even do anything except be mindless. and the part I was most looking forward to which was the epic battle was completely ruined cause not only was it for your retard boyfriend but you didn't even say anything about it. fuck your storywriting. just give it up now before you do something stupid like make a career out of it.
To a certain Lolman321: If it's that horrible, why did you bother finishing reading it in the first place? Use your brain a little and find something better to do.
To everyone else: Pants. Wear them. Acknowledge them. LOVE THEM.
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Quote(s) of the Moment:
Spontaneous combustion may lead to severe headaches. Stay cool. -A message from the Board of Education
Use proper chewing technique. -Instructions on pack of gum. (What is the proper chewing technique, anyway...?)
Please stop talking; I'm trying to look at boobs. --Spike TV
Of the thirty-six ways of avoiding disaster, running away is best. -Some person who isn't me
Crazy? Some people think walking down the street muttering to yourself is crazy. I'll tell you what crazy is. Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantalope on your head, saying 'I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster'. Now that's crazy. -Agent WD-40, in Spy Hard
By one estimate, the average American spends 1,600 hours a year either driving or earning the money to support a car, and drives an average of 6,000 miles a year. That works out to about 4 miles traveled per hour spent -- the equivalent of a normal walking pace. -Edward Tenner
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -George Carlin
Speed does not kill. Stopping very quickly kills.
Most of the things worth doing in the world have been declared impossible before they were done. -Louis Brandeis
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
Law of Probable Dispersion: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. -Todd Merrill
From the point of view of a tapeworm, man was created by God to serve the appetite of the tapeworm. -Edward Abbey
A new beginning starts with the 'reset' button. -Me
We should jump off bridges using chickens as parachutes, like Link does! ...only...our chickens aren't on steroids, like the ones in Hyrule...so we'd all die. -Me
I don't want to make him suffer...I want him to DIE. -Jessica
Who was it that decided buttons were cute?
"KyleKyleKyleKyleKyleKyleKyleKyleKyle..." --Elissa
"SHUT UP, ELISSA!!" --Me.
"You have to try to bluff the public, and the public knows and expects this. In other words, you can't say anything sensible. It's got to be all bullshit during an election campaign."
– John Crosbie, Vancouver Sun, July 18 1996
Being a musician is knowing when it's time to give up and play another tune. -Me
I am a god with words...just not with spelling them. -Kurtis
I can't believe it's taken you so long to figure it out. Pie HAS taken over the world because everyone loves it and can't resist it. And just because it CAN'T eat us doesn't mean it doesn't WANT to. -Dinuriel
If life didn't suck, it would probably blow. -Dinuriel
Of COURSE I have a destiny! I'm KYLE! -Kyle
Spirits don't give very good hugs... -Jess
...Dude, Naesala would so make fun of my bacon. --String
You cut your hair short. Therefore, Doritos, you are a lesbian. --An idiot
Memories of what? What will be recorded exactly? Do I need my death costume? --Kurtis
Never frown, even when you're sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. --Steph
I love you...please don't hit me... --Kurtis
Hey, this picture just jpeged on me...CURSE YOU, MICROSOFT!! --Dinuriel
A fishy just ate my harpoon... --Chris, while playing Runescape
I don't like water: don't like the taste, the smell, or the way it makes you pee. I don't trust it. Anything that clear must be hiding something. --A person on THE INTERNET
One cannot simply walk into Wal-Mart. There is an evil there that never sleeps. --Kurtis
Basically, me havingNorton is like me marrying a hooker so I get a presidential position at a company. --Chris (don't ask WHAT we were talking about)
Killing under the cloak of war is no different than murder. -Albert Einstein
Remember: Professionals built the Titanic. Amateurs built the Ark. -??
BOOBIES RULE!!! --Kurtis
Pour bleach on it! --Steph, when replying to 'MY COMPUTER SUCKS!'
Best day ever? How so? Did scientists discover an antibiotic for hyperactive infants, so your brothers are mere vegetables now? -Chris
Sports Tonight Interactive: The saftest STI out there. --Me
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets. --??
If there's a fat man on the field, it's not a sport. It's an activity. --Adam
Never underestimate the power of a free hat. --South Park
You're young and so am I, and each year we can get younger and younger. --Mr. P
We interrput this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating. --??
Sometimes it is very difficult for me to tell whether you are God in his personification or if you are merely on some illegal substance that we have yet to name. --??
Flames fans are loyal, Flames fans are true, and when we are angry, we'll throw stuff at you! --Dinuriel
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. --??
Every morning is an evening backwards. --??
Some people give out cookies, and some people give out toothpaste. --??
You've got two feet--so why do you want to walk backwards? Walk towards the future and not the past. I promise that I will walk with you when you need it, carry you when you feel you can't go on. --A combination of my best friend and I
My nose is filled with cake! --Curtis after a no-hands cake-eating contest
You're so chubby...have a steak. --Nick
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. --Mitch Hedberg
No matter how bad things get, always remember two thing: You're alive, and God loves you. --Pi (damn, this kid is smart)
You act like he's the only thing you care about. Well...that and pastries. --Chris
You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget. --??
Barbie is not human. She is an alien. --Mr. Boutin
Demyx, I hate to tell you, but water clones are not considered a people, and you cannot declare your couch fort a country. --??
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. --??
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the most of everything that comes their way. --??
If only we'd stop trying to be happy we'd have a pretty good time. --Edith Wharton
If tomorrow morning the sky falls...have clouds for breakfast. --??
It's comforting to know that whatever happens tomorrow will have absolutely no effect on today. --??
Remember what was. Anticipate what will be. But live in the moment that lies in between. --??
We have no right to ask when sorrow comes, "Why did this happen to me?" unless we ask the same question for every moment of happiness that comes our way. --??
The only graceful way to accept an insult is to ignore it
If you can't ignore it, top it.
If you cant top it, laugh at it.
If you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
Peace does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble, or hard work. Peace means to be in the midst of all those things and still be calm in your heart. That is the real meaning of peace. --??
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