Now, I really don't give a shit whether you hate my stuff or not, but a cool review is usually pretty fuckin' awesome.

Name's Adam.

Hobbies range from skateboarding to setting shit on fire and then throwing it at friends.

Favorite Movie: Probably The Fountain... I'm into surreal shit.

Favorite Bands: Queen, Tenacious D, breaking benjamin, Three Days Grace, Disturbed, Muse, Jet, Panic! At the Disco, and last, my favorite favorite: My Chemical Romance (there's more than that...)

Favorite Artist: M.C. Esher

What I've been happening recently... Skating, trying to pull together a band, playing my guitar till my calluses have calluses, and last being threatened by some dyke who I somehow pissed off by offending my dipshit sister... my life... is pretty normal.

Quotes:

"He who's a geezer must live in my freezer."

"I have the iciest weiner of them all! My weiner is so icy that it has turned blue!"

"Whatthefuckshh!"

"His name is Nultz... yeah."

"Then a big brown shark came!"

"I know that you know that I know that I've been watching you... and I know that you know that I know that you want to fuck me up the ass. So, when I bend over... start fuckin'!"

"PENORE!"

Nicknames... A LOT:

Billy Madison, Aaron, LB, Dipshit, Acey, Air Conditioning, That One Guy, YOU!, Amanda, and last; Jesus.

There you go. If your mind hasn't exploded then we should hang out sometime.