| Home Just In Communities Forums Beta Readers Dictionary Search | Login Register Extras |
| ArmandsArdour |
Author has written 61 stories for General, Song, Humor, Kids, Sci-Fi, Biography, Historical, Love, General, Play, Fantasy, Thriller, Supernatural, Mystery, Friendship, Nature, Action, Life, and Horror. If you're inspired to write a review - please do so without delay. If you're inspired to close the website because my writing is either atrocious or too good - don't; suffer through the rest of the story, the rest of the chapter, and then judge. If you're inspired to tell me to return to the firey chasm from whence I came - please also do that without delay. This is a place - I decide to say - to talk of many things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings. Of why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings. These of stories of sexual tension, victorian humor, and other things of sort. Of female characters not obsessed with love, but with witty, wildean sport. Attractive men with auburn hair who dance and sing and cavort. A little stuff about me: | |||||||||
1. Wishing for the Moon » reviewsA hopeless romantic learns to take his womanizing friends advice and hate love, while the womanizer falls desparately for an unobtainable girl. Based on Wishing for the Moon or La Luna Nel Pozzo by Dany&Dany.Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,589 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-13-09 - Published: 9-27-062. So it's Fine with Me reviewsResentfully - though happily - married a rich man with nothing else going for him.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-27-09 - Published: 5-27-093. A Ribbon and a SmileA song from the point of view of a Victorian Baxter.Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-1-09 - Published: 5-1-094. So Am I Too Late? reviewsI'll probably turn this into a waltz once I figure out what I want to do.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - Spanish - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 3-29-095. One Man's Worth » reviewsA young man is brutally murdered only to be rebuilt by a scientist with alternate motives.Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 9-13-066. Asylum Sacrifices » reviewsAn asylum keeps their patients too drugged to remember the organ harvesting.Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-18-09 - Published: 7-6-077. A Secret Place » reviewsAnother part of the anthology this is a longer story.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 6-18-078. Whismsical Heart Break reviewsWhat's funnier than a burning bridge? How one reacts to heartbreak.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 2-19-099. Darkest Rules of Love Affairs reviewsBitter sweet love song.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 2-19-0910. One Laugh Away reviewsWhen it comes to years, quality is more important than quantityComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 6-19-0811. Lord Forgive Me reviewsA first hand account of murderComplete - Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 4-21-0812. Whitewashed reviewsHospital white is a dreadful colour.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 1-19-0813. Cross My Heart reviewsIt's a songreference to the book Frankenstein.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-26-07 - Published: 12-26-0714. The Paper Girlfriend reviewsA burtonesque poem about a boy with a paper girlfriend. Dedicated to my friend, Chris Riley.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 12-13-0715. Ode to Jill reviewsA villanelle written about Jack and Jill... mainly Jill.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 12-13-0716. Telephone Lines and Crimson Sunsets reviewsWhere do you go when you're broken?Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 11-11-0717. Mea Culpa reviewsForgive me my sinsComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-1-07 - Published: 11-1-0718. The Obnoxious Hero » reviewsHenry Burton, an over medicated man, slowly escapes the numbness of his life through the beauty of films. This story is being written for my English class.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-13-07 - Published: 9-16-0719. Say Aye reviewsPirate Adventure poemComplete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 10-8-0720. St Anne's All Girls Institute of Learning » reviewsEvelyn, a young girl abandoned by her parents, is sent to a boarding school. It is dark, cold, and bleak. She is forced to explore the schoolgrounds to escape the dismal and discovers that the school, and faculty have secrets darker than the place itself.Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 9-11-0721. The Blue Fairie's Lament reviewsTake these gears and give them blood. Take these feathers and give them flesh. Make me real. A song about wanting to feel, whether it be the pain of living or the warm touch of a beloved.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-2-07 - Published: 9-2-0722. Take it all Back reviewsA bitter sweet broken heartComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 8-23-0723. Prelude to The End reviewsA song about fearing the end of anything. It was written about the apocalypse, but it can be taken as the end of anythingComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-9-0724. The Other Hello reviewsA song about a pretty dark love affair. It's suppose to have a rather jazzy melody.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-26-07 - Published: 7-26-0725. Dire Straits for Stewart reviewsFor a friendship where things went desperately wrong for no real reasonComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-26-07 - Published: 7-26-0726. September Revisited reviewsAnother song where I just really liked the title. It does have somewhat of a meaning I was drugged all through september because I was hit by a car.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-25-07 - Published: 7-25-0727. The Hindenburg View reviewsI wanted to write a song with this title because I though it sounded rather coolComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-25-07 - Published: 7-25-0728. The Lord of Candles » reviewsWhen a young man is kidnapped and made into the undead unwillingly, he strives to rearrange fate and makes a grave mistake in doing so.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,670 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 11-14-0529. The Collector of Wings reviewsAnd I, the collector, and dead without wings. Without cries, without screams.Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-11-07 - Published: 5-11-0730. My Time is Spent reviewsA free flowing poem of thoughts that come to mind. Listening to music and wanting the beauty of the lyrics. Surrealism in the purest sense.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-9-07 - Published: 5-9-0731. The Train Station » reviewsA dancer knows more than she thinks, a hitman falls for a woman, and a villian hunts for his secrets. A bumbling group of people are caught in a scheme and try to escape.Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 5-7-0732. The EighthGrader Molly reviewsA sequel to CountessOfTheSpires' Unfortuante Chronicles of an EighthGrade Nobody. My view.Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-7-07 - Published: 5-7-0733. Tongue Held reviewsA man is punished for his thoughts and doings in Puritan AmericaComplete - Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 4-23-0734. The Red Angel reviewsA poem that I originally wrote in French about someone we all wish we had. That person who's always there for you.Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-30-0735. TurningDay turns to night autumn turns to winter and life turns to death.Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-30-0736. Ode to Nikki reviewsOde to an old friend. Nicholas DeLenfent from The Vampire Lestat.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-30-0737. The Sentinel reviewsThe great tree hangs in the light of the moon.Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-30-0738. The Scarecrow reviewsThis was the original inspiration for Francis and Natalie. A poem about a scarecrow and his trek through the seasons.Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-30-0739. In My Final Fantasy reviewsA poem about playing Final Fantasy VI. I love the opera scene.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 4-25-0740. I Feel Unwelcome in This Place reviewsThe first chapter to an anthology. A young man is driven mad in his Castle in Bohemia, now the Czech Republic, in the 18th century. Finding a journal left from whatever it is lurking in the shadows of his dominion.Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-22-07 - Published: 4-22-0741. Away From Here reviewsFlying down the road without a reason to escape, but a longing, a need.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-2-07 - Published: 4-2-0742. Red Ink and Roses reviewsBetter than any other writer: my best friend. This is for her, time will never slip away, we have forever.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-2-07 - Published: 4-2-0743. Once Upon a Time reviewsHe used to send me emails, now he doesn't...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 1-12-0744. Green Bottle Light » reviewsA man awakes with bruises, covered in blood, unaware of how he got there and unaware of how to reobtain his memory of a lost day.Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 10-24-0645. This Was My Life » reviewsA man discovers the flaws in the perfection of suberbia and develops new relationships with a derranged womanSci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-26-06 - Published: 9-12-0646. Read This reviewsOr actually don't. A poem about a hostile writer, well, writing to their reader.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-20-06 - Published: 10-20-0647. The Story of Gregory Upton » reviewsA story of jealousy, love, promiscuity, and tragedy.Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 9-30-0648. Francis and Natalie » reviewsA macabre children's story of a scarecrow who trades everything for the love of a human girl. All's well that end's well, and the same truth for the opposite.Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 9-15-0649. Forever Yours »Two lovers blossom in modern England until a third one comes into play, who is far from modern. Three fiancees, one fate...Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 10-3-0650. Confessions of a Killer reviewsA serial killer explains the plan for his next victim, inspired by Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? by Joyce Carol OatesComplete - Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-28-06 - Published: 9-28-0651. The Regrets of Dorian Gray reviewsWhat any immortal should feel after watching their portrait grow sarcastic and decrepit, but in poem form!Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-27-06 - Published: 9-27-0652. Thanks for Killing Ellen reviewsA woman's suicide note to an old 'friend'Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 9-16-0653. I Don't Claw at Walls reviewsMaking fun of all those angsty poemsComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-15-06 - Published: 9-15-0654. Did She Write Poems? reviewsSome personal experiance of jealousy...Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-15-06 - Published: 9-15-0655. Heart of a Warrior »When two different sides crash in amity...Historical - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-13-06 - Published: 9-13-0656. Watching reviewsMy lifechanging summer at the warped tour...Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-13-06 - Published: 9-13-0657. Mommy's Diamonds reviewsA little girl wishes for a future that will turn out darker than expectedKids - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-12-06 - Published: 9-12-0658. Little Miss Muffet, The True Story reviewsThe true story of what happened between the spider and Miss MuffetComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-17-06 - Published: 8-17-0659. Can I Borrow Your Pocket Watch? reviewsLife without a love...Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-13-06 - Published: 8-13-0660. Le Carousel de Reve reviewsA song about a carousel we all dream of...Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-13-06 - Published: 8-13-0661. Work of Art reviewsA renaissance apprentice is the the true artist while his drunken master sleeps aroundGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-13-06 - Published: 11-8-05