ArmandsArdour
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since: 10-24-05, id: 499105, Profile Updated: 03-28-09
country: USA
Author has written 63 stories for General, Song, Humor, Kids, Sci-Fi, Biography, Historical, Love, General, Play, Fantasy, Thriller, Supernatural, Mystery, Friendship, Nature, Action, Life, Horror, and Romance.

If you're inspired to write a review - please do so without delay. If you're inspired to close the website because my writing is either atrocious or too good - don't; suffer through the rest of the story, the rest of the chapter, and then judge. If you're inspired to tell me to return to the firey chasm from whence I came - please also do that without delay.

This is a place - I decide to say - to talk of many things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings. Of why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings. These of stories of sexual tension, victorian humor, and other things of sort. Of female characters not obsessed with love, but with witty, wildean sport. Attractive men with auburn hair who dance and sing and cavort.

A little stuff about me:
Name: Molly, and contrary to common belief, I am neither Irish nor a golden retriever.
Age: We'll just say college...
Height: 5'7" A nice mediocre size
Eye Colour: "Moonlight", "Stormy sky", "Ocean clouds", "meh", all these compliments really mean blue-grey
Hair Colour: Auburn - really, really dark auburn
Best Friend: CountessoftheSpires - check out her work, she's amazing!
Favorite Movies: I bet you could guess pretty acurately by reading my stories.
Not: a little girl who's obsessed with annoying movie characters or book characters.
Here For: I'm really just here to get feedback - I'm selfish.


1. The Punch Line: An Exploration of Devestation
This is a short exploration of a friendship. One could call it a fanfiction of my life. It's a true story, but this conversation never happened.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Published: 1-20-10 - Complete
2. The Vexing Case of the Library of Documents
In a parallel Victorian England, a murderer is on the loose. This man sends threatening "moments" to the VR police force from the perspective of both his victims and himself. The most vice-ridden investigator, Rick Averlin, is set on the case.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Published: 1-20-10
3. Wishing for the Moon » reviews
A hopeless romantic learns to take his womanizing friends advice and hate love, while the womanizer falls desparately for an unobtainable girl. Based on Wishing for the Moon or La Luna Nel Pozzo by Dany&Dany.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-13-09 - Published: 9-27-06
4. So it's Fine with Me reviews
Resentfully - though happily - married a rich man with nothing else going for him.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-27-09 - Complete
5. A Ribbon and a Smile
A song from the point of view of a Victorian Baxter.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Published: 5-1-09
6. So Am I Too Late? reviews
I'll probably turn this into a waltz once I figure out what I want to do.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-29-09
7. One Man's Worth » reviews
A young man is brutally murdered only to be rebuilt by a scientist with alternate motives.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 9-13-06
8. Asylum Sacrifices » reviews
An asylum keeps their patients too drugged to remember the organ harvesting.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-18-09 - Published: 7-6-07
9. A Secret Place » reviews
Another part of the anthology this is a longer story.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 6-18-07 - Complete
10. Whismsical Heart Break reviews
What's funnier than a burning bridge? How one reacts to heartbreak.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-19-09 - Complete
11. Darkest Rules of Love Affairs reviews
Bitter sweet love song.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-19-09 - Complete
12. One Laugh Away reviews
When it comes to years, quality is more important than quantity
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-19-08 - Complete
13. Lord Forgive Me reviews
A first hand account of murder
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-21-08 - Complete
14. Whitewashed reviews
Hospital white is a dreadful colour.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-19-08 - Complete
15. Cross My Heart reviews
It's a songreference to the book Frankenstein.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-26-07 - Complete
16. The Paper Girlfriend reviews
A burtonesque poem about a boy with a paper girlfriend. Dedicated to my friend, Chris Riley.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-13-07 - Complete
17. Ode to Jill reviews
A villanelle written about Jack and Jill... mainly Jill.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-13-07 - Complete
18. Telephone Lines and Crimson Sunsets reviews
Where do you go when you're broken?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-11-07 - Complete
19. Mea Culpa reviews
Forgive me my sins
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-07 - Complete
20. The Obnoxious Hero » reviews
Henry Burton, an over medicated man, slowly escapes the numbness of his life through the beauty of films. This story is being written for my English class.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-13-07 - Published: 9-16-07 - Complete
21. Say Aye reviews
Pirate Adventure poem
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-8-07 - Complete
22. St Anne's All Girls Institute of Learning » reviews
Evelyn, a young girl abandoned by her parents, is sent to a boarding school. It is dark, cold, and bleak. She is forced to explore the schoolgrounds to escape the dismal and discovers that the school, and faculty have secrets darker than the place itself.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 9-11-07
23. The Blue Fairie's Lament reviews
Take these gears and give them blood. Take these feathers and give them flesh. Make me real. A song about wanting to feel, whether it be the pain of living or the warm touch of a beloved.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-07 - Complete
24. Take it all Back reviews
A bitter sweet broken heart
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-23-07 - Complete
25. Prelude to The End reviews
A song about fearing the end of anything. It was written about the apocalypse, but it can be taken as the end of anything
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-9-07 - Complete
26. The Other Hello reviews
A song about a pretty dark love affair. It's suppose to have a rather jazzy melody.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-26-07 - Complete
27. Dire Straits for Stewart reviews
For a friendship where things went desperately wrong for no real reason
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-07 - Complete
28. September Revisited reviews
Another song where I just really liked the title. It does have somewhat of a meaning I was drugged all through september because I was hit by a car.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete
29. The Hindenburg View reviews
I wanted to write a song with this title because I though it sounded rather cool
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete
30. The Lord of Candles » reviews
When a young man is kidnapped and made into the undead unwillingly, he strives to rearrange fate and makes a grave mistake in doing so.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,149 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 11-14-05
31. The Collector of Wings reviews
And I, the collector, and dead without wings. Without cries, without screams.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-11-07
32. My Time is Spent reviews
A free flowing poem of thoughts that come to mind. Listening to music and wanting the beauty of the lyrics. Surrealism in the purest sense.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-9-07 - Complete
33. The Train Station » reviews
A dancer knows more than she thinks, a hitman falls for a woman, and a villian hunts for his secrets. A bumbling group of people are caught in a scheme and try to escape.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 5-7-07
34. The EighthGrader Molly reviews
A sequel to CountessOfTheSpires' Unfortuante Chronicles of an EighthGrade Nobody. My view.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-7-07 - Complete
35. Tongue Held reviews
A man is punished for his thoughts and doings in Puritan America
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 4-23-07 - Complete
36. The Red Angel reviews
A poem that I originally wrote in French about someone we all wish we had. That person who's always there for you.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete
37. Turning
Day turns to night autumn turns to winter and life turns to death.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete
38. Ode to Nikki reviews
Ode to an old friend. Nicholas DeLenfent from The Vampire Lestat.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete
39. The Sentinel reviews
The great tree hangs in the light of the moon.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete
40. The Scarecrow reviews
This was the original inspiration for Francis and Natalie. A poem about a scarecrow and his trek through the seasons.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete
41. In My Final Fantasy reviews
A poem about playing Final Fantasy VI. I love the opera scene.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-25-07 - Complete
42. I Feel Unwelcome in This Place reviews
The first chapter to an anthology. A young man is driven mad in his Castle in Bohemia, now the Czech Republic, in the 18th century. Finding a journal left from whatever it is lurking in the shadows of his dominion.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-22-07
43. Away From Here reviews
Flying down the road without a reason to escape, but a longing, a need.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-07 - Complete
44. Red Ink and Roses reviews
Better than any other writer: my best friend. This is for her, time will never slip away, we have forever.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-07 - Complete
45. Once Upon a Time reviews
He used to send me emails, now he doesn't...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-12-07 - Complete
46. Green Bottle Light » reviews
A man awakes with bruises, covered in blood, unaware of how he got there and unaware of how to reobtain his memory of a lost day.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 10-24-06
47. This Was My Life » reviews
A man discovers the flaws in the perfection of suberbia and develops new relationships with a derranged woman
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-26-06 - Published: 9-12-06
48. Read This reviews
Or actually don't. A poem about a hostile writer, well, writing to their reader.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-20-06 - Complete
49. The Story of Gregory Upton » reviews
A story of jealousy, love, promiscuity, and tragedy.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 9-30-06
50. Francis and Natalie » reviews
A macabre children's story of a scarecrow who trades everything for the love of a human girl. All's well that end's well, and the same truth for the opposite.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 9-15-06
51. Forever Yours »
Two lovers blossom in modern England until a third one comes into play, who is far from modern. Three fiancees, one fate...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,392 - Published: 10-3-06
52. Confessions of a Killer reviews
A serial killer explains the plan for his next victim, inspired by Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? by Joyce Carol Oates
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-28-06 - Complete
53. The Regrets of Dorian Gray reviews
What any immortal should feel after watching their portrait grow sarcastic and decrepit, but in poem form!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-27-06 - Complete
54. Thanks for Killing Ellen reviews
A woman's suicide note to an old 'friend'
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-16-06 - Complete
55. I Don't Claw at Walls reviews
Making fun of all those angsty poems
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-06 - Complete
56. Did She Write Poems? reviews
Some personal experiance of jealousy...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-15-06 - Complete
57. Heart of a Warrior »
When two different sides crash in amity...
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,954 - Published: 9-13-06
58. Watching reviews
My lifechanging summer at the warped tour...
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-13-06 - Complete
59. Mommy's Diamonds reviews
A little girl wishes for a future that will turn out darker than expected
Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-12-06
60. Little Miss Muffet, The True Story reviews
The true story of what happened between the spider and Miss Muffet
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-17-06 - Complete
61. Can I Borrow Your Pocket Watch? reviews
Life without a love...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-13-06 - Complete
62. Le Carousel de Reve reviews
A song about a carousel we all dream of...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-13-06 - Complete
63. Work of Art reviews
A renaissance apprentice is the the true artist while his drunken master sleeps around
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-13-06 - Published: 11-8-05