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Author has written 63 stories for General, Song, Humor, Kids, Sci-Fi, Biography, Historical, Love, General, Play, Fantasy, Thriller, Supernatural, Mystery, Friendship, Nature, Action, Life, Horror, and Romance. If you're inspired to write a review - please do so without delay. If you're inspired to close the website because my writing is either atrocious or too good - don't; suffer through the rest of the story, the rest of the chapter, and then judge. If you're inspired to tell me to return to the firey chasm from whence I came - please also do that without delay. This is a place - I decide to say - to talk of many things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings. Of why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings. These of stories of sexual tension, victorian humor, and other things of sort. Of female characters not obsessed with love, but with witty, wildean sport. Attractive men with auburn hair who dance and sing and cavort. A little stuff about me:
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1. The Punch Line: An Exploration of DevestationThis is a short exploration of a friendship. One could call it a fanfiction of my life. It's a true story, but this conversation never happened.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Published: 1-20-10 - Complete2. The Vexing Case of the Library of DocumentsIn a parallel Victorian England, a murderer is on the loose. This man sends threatening "moments" to the VR police force from the perspective of both his victims and himself. The most vice-ridden investigator, Rick Averlin, is set on the case.Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Published: 1-20-103. Wishing for the Moon » reviewsA hopeless romantic learns to take his womanizing friends advice and hate love, while the womanizer falls desparately for an unobtainable girl. Based on Wishing for the Moon or La Luna Nel Pozzo by Dany&Dany.Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-13-09 - Published: 9-27-064. So it's Fine with Me reviewsResentfully - though happily - married a rich man with nothing else going for him.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-27-09 - Complete5. A Ribbon and a SmileA song from the point of view of a Victorian Baxter.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Published: 5-1-096. So Am I Too Late? reviewsI'll probably turn this into a waltz once I figure out what I want to do.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-29-097. One Man's Worth » reviewsA young man is brutally murdered only to be rebuilt by a scientist with alternate motives.Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 9-13-068. Asylum Sacrifices » reviewsAn asylum keeps their patients too drugged to remember the organ harvesting.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-18-09 - Published: 7-6-079. A Secret Place » reviewsAnother part of the anthology this is a longer story.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 6-18-07 - Complete10. Whismsical Heart Break reviewsWhat's funnier than a burning bridge? How one reacts to heartbreak.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-19-09 - Complete11. Darkest Rules of Love Affairs reviewsBitter sweet love song.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-19-09 - Complete12. One Laugh Away reviewsWhen it comes to years, quality is more important than quantityPoetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-19-08 - Complete13. Lord Forgive Me reviewsA first hand account of murderFiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-21-08 - Complete14. Whitewashed reviewsHospital white is a dreadful colour.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-19-08 - Complete15. Cross My Heart reviewsIt's a songreference to the book Frankenstein.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-26-07 - Complete16. The Paper Girlfriend reviewsA burtonesque poem about a boy with a paper girlfriend. Dedicated to my friend, Chris Riley.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-13-07 - Complete17. Ode to Jill reviewsA villanelle written about Jack and Jill... mainly Jill.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-13-07 - Complete18. Telephone Lines and Crimson Sunsets reviewsWhere do you go when you're broken?Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-11-07 - Complete19. Mea Culpa reviewsForgive me my sinsPoetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-07 - Complete20. The Obnoxious Hero » reviewsHenry Burton, an over medicated man, slowly escapes the numbness of his life through the beauty of films. This story is being written for my English class.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-13-07 - Published: 9-16-07 - Complete21. Say Aye reviewsPirate Adventure poemPoetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-8-07 - Complete22. St Anne's All Girls Institute of Learning » reviewsEvelyn, a young girl abandoned by her parents, is sent to a boarding school. It is dark, cold, and bleak. She is forced to explore the schoolgrounds to escape the dismal and discovers that the school, and faculty have secrets darker than the place itself.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 9-11-0723. The Blue Fairie's Lament reviewsTake these gears and give them blood. Take these feathers and give them flesh. Make me real. A song about wanting to feel, whether it be the pain of living or the warm touch of a beloved.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-07 - Complete24. Take it all Back reviewsA bitter sweet broken heartPoetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-23-07 - Complete25. Prelude to The End reviewsA song about fearing the end of anything. It was written about the apocalypse, but it can be taken as the end of anythingPoetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-9-07 - Complete26. The Other Hello reviewsA song about a pretty dark love affair. It's suppose to have a rather jazzy melody.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-26-07 - Complete27. Dire Straits for Stewart reviewsFor a friendship where things went desperately wrong for no real reasonPoetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-07 - Complete28. September Revisited reviewsAnother song where I just really liked the title. It does have somewhat of a meaning I was drugged all through september because I was hit by a car.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete29. The Hindenburg View reviewsI wanted to write a song with this title because I though it sounded rather coolPoetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete30. The Lord of Candles » reviewsWhen a young man is kidnapped and made into the undead unwillingly, he strives to rearrange fate and makes a grave mistake in doing so.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,149 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 11-14-0531. The Collector of Wings reviewsAnd I, the collector, and dead without wings. Without cries, without screams.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-11-0732. My Time is Spent reviewsA free flowing poem of thoughts that come to mind. Listening to music and wanting the beauty of the lyrics. Surrealism in the purest sense.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-9-07 - Complete33. The Train Station » reviewsA dancer knows more than she thinks, a hitman falls for a woman, and a villian hunts for his secrets. A bumbling group of people are caught in a scheme and try to escape.Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 5-7-0734. The EighthGrader Molly reviewsA sequel to CountessOfTheSpires' Unfortuante Chronicles of an EighthGrade Nobody. My view.Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-7-07 - Complete35. Tongue Held reviewsA man is punished for his thoughts and doings in Puritan AmericaFiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 4-23-07 - Complete36. The Red Angel reviewsA poem that I originally wrote in French about someone we all wish we had. That person who's always there for you.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete37. TurningDay turns to night autumn turns to winter and life turns to death.Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete38. Ode to Nikki reviewsOde to an old friend. Nicholas DeLenfent from The Vampire Lestat.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete39. The Sentinel reviewsThe great tree hangs in the light of the moon.Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete40. The Scarecrow reviewsThis was the original inspiration for Francis and Natalie. A poem about a scarecrow and his trek through the seasons.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete41. In My Final Fantasy reviewsA poem about playing Final Fantasy VI. I love the opera scene.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-25-07 - Complete42. I Feel Unwelcome in This Place reviewsThe first chapter to an anthology. A young man is driven mad in his Castle in Bohemia, now the Czech Republic, in the 18th century. Finding a journal left from whatever it is lurking in the shadows of his dominion.Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-22-0743. Away From Here reviewsFlying down the road without a reason to escape, but a longing, a need.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-07 - Complete44. Red Ink and Roses reviewsBetter than any other writer: my best friend. This is for her, time will never slip away, we have forever.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-07 - Complete45. Once Upon a Time reviewsHe used to send me emails, now he doesn't...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-12-07 - Complete46. Green Bottle Light » reviewsA man awakes with bruises, covered in blood, unaware of how he got there and unaware of how to reobtain his memory of a lost day.Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 10-24-0647. This Was My Life » reviewsA man discovers the flaws in the perfection of suberbia and develops new relationships with a derranged womanFiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-26-06 - Published: 9-12-0648. Read This reviewsOr actually don't. A poem about a hostile writer, well, writing to their reader.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-20-06 - Complete49. The Story of Gregory Upton » reviewsA story of jealousy, love, promiscuity, and tragedy.Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 9-30-0650. Francis and Natalie » reviewsA macabre children's story of a scarecrow who trades everything for the love of a human girl. All's well that end's well, and the same truth for the opposite.Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 9-15-0651. Forever Yours »Two lovers blossom in modern England until a third one comes into play, who is far from modern. Three fiancees, one fate...Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,392 - Published: 10-3-0652. Confessions of a Killer reviewsA serial killer explains the plan for his next victim, inspired by Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? by Joyce Carol OatesFiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-28-06 - Complete53. The Regrets of Dorian Gray reviewsWhat any immortal should feel after watching their portrait grow sarcastic and decrepit, but in poem form!Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-27-06 - Complete54. Thanks for Killing Ellen reviewsA woman's suicide note to an old 'friend'Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-16-06 - Complete55. I Don't Claw at Walls reviewsMaking fun of all those angsty poemsPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-06 - Complete56. Did She Write Poems? reviewsSome personal experiance of jealousy...Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-15-06 - Complete57. Heart of a Warrior »When two different sides crash in amity...Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,954 - Published: 9-13-0658. Watching reviewsMy lifechanging summer at the warped tour...Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-13-06 - Complete59. Mommy's Diamonds reviewsA little girl wishes for a future that will turn out darker than expectedFiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-12-0660. Little Miss Muffet, The True Story reviewsThe true story of what happened between the spider and Miss MuffetPoetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-17-06 - Complete61. Can I Borrow Your Pocket Watch? reviewsLife without a love...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-13-06 - Complete62. Le Carousel de Reve reviewsA song about a carousel we all dream of...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-13-06 - Complete63. Work of Art reviewsA renaissance apprentice is the the true artist while his drunken master sleeps aroundFiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-13-06 - Published: 11-8-05