Iain Gabriel Lampert
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since: 10-28-05, id: 499516, Profile Updated: 08-24-08
Author has written 1 story for Humor.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my dear Grandfather did, in his sleep--not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"

1. School is Hell reviews
Look to the Earth, deep inside, to find the place where DEVILS hide...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-10-05