A Mini Biography

Name: JaqueDark (not my real name)

Age: 22

D.O.B: 27/07/1987

Aliases: Jaqueline Dark (Obviously), SpiderGirl, MaxwellsGurlUK, BeccaBehr, Becca4 and Bill.

Hometown: Liverpool

Profession: Writer/Student

Likes: Pizza, Chinese, Janto, Music (all kinds except Country, Rap and RnB), Yaoi, Anime, Sleep, Beer, Hanging With Friends, Writin, Cynicism.

Dislikes: Obnoxious People, Gwack, Country Rap and RnB, Boredom, Ex-Boyfriends.

My Websites:

Youtube (Videos Updated... Irregularly)

LiveJournal (Not Updated All That Often)

DeviantArt (Hardly Updated at All...)

LastFM (On it every now and then)

FictionPress (Update when I remember I have stuff on there)

Favourite Quotes:

"Oh Yeah I Know I Like To Wear Heels With My Bathing Suit"

"Boys Playing With Swords I Think That Probably Has Some Significance"

"This Is A Bag With Schizophrenia"

"I Wish To Order Evil Pizza"

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"

"If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered"

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"

"It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses"

"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats"

"Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants"

"My sexual orientation? Straight But Not Narrow"

"When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys"

“Is no one safe from you, Harkness?” - “Your chair wasn't"

"When I make this sound my sinews unwind. I find it's meaning my voice is now found, I will make sound... I will make poetry. I will be loud and you will listen to me"

"I've got a knitted nativity scene" - "Nice"

"Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get a terrified sheep down a bloody ladder?"

"Gee, Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night." Jack chokes on a prawn.

"I recommend my desk. I bolted it to the floor a while back for occasions just like this. Hang on tightly, though. Bruises like a sonovabitch when you fall off."

"Figures you're a size queen," says Gwen.

"God isn't here right now. Will we do?"

Bands/Artists That Rock:

Dir en Grey

Miyavi

Hypnogaja

Blue October

Blue Gillespie

Mogwai

Antony & the Johnsons

Stories in Progress:

The Fix

What if the man you lost, the man you loved, died? What would you do? What if you found him alive and well in an alternate universe? What if the man you loved, loved someone else? Spoilers for Children of Earth.

Earthboys Are Easy

Ianto looses his lover, Scott, in a terrible accident and thinks of nothing but joining him in the afterlife. What will he do when a strange man appears looking exactly like his dead lover? Jaarkness uses his chameleon circuit to become part human and he begans to wonder why the strange weasel named Ianto has such a strange attraction to him. Ianto has to teach Jack to be human and Jack teaches Ianto to live again.

Stories Completed:

Watchers Vignettes

Three short stories that could be read as stand-alones. Jack and Ianto get caught doing what two men do best... (no, not play chess). They get caught by Toshiko on CCTV, caught by Gwen on Owen's chair and by Owen in Jack's Office. There are some serious ADULT themes here people. Don't like hot man o man action then don't read it!

Original Fiction:

Complete:

A Tale Of Us

Zach is unpopular, Scott is everybody's high school fantasy, yet when he meets Zach for the first time... he knows nothing will ever be the same again!

Available at Lulu.com - http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/all-their-fault/6950499

All Their Fault

A simple misunderstanding changes Tobias Granger's life in ways he never even imagined! But it was all their fault!

Request The Empty

In Progress:

Goodnight Moon

Hana was a normal girl. She never imagined that her dream of being kidnapped would actually happen. But when it did she never understood just how important she really was...

Loup

The sad and lonely tale of one of the oldest creatures walking the earth. Neva is a werewolf living a long and cursed life. But what can dry this old demon out from his life of being shut away?

Forgiven Series

All My Fault - A continuation where All Their Fault left off. It's been seven years since Jacob and Tobi got together and things aren't the same. Tragedy changes everything for the worse and Jacob knows it's all his fault.

Forgiven - Rory's life is very unconventional. As the son of a famous singer and artist he's used to life being weird. When he meets a mysterious stranger at his favourite hot spot night club he's easily swept off his feet. The mysterious stranger has a double agenda... the secrets of Rory's past comes crashing down around him. How can you love a man whose been pushed into hating you?

Breaking 13

Gareth (Gage) Bryant and his family move to Chicago from Newport, Wales. Gage just happens to be a little wiser, a lot more confident and extremely good looking; things tend to come easier to him despite his cynical attitude. Everyone wants him around because he's just so handsome! If he can have anyone he wants then why is he wasting time with boring plain Eric Simpson? Eric is just glad someone wants to be his friend, he's been lonely for a very long time... struggling to survive in a world that's less than perfect to him. Can Gage save Eric? Will Eric let him?