HI!

Everything that was on my profile before was all written by a friend about himself. Now that I don't have to have an alias anymore, I can come out of the closet and say I AM ME! WOOT!

So here's a survey to explain all of me because I am too lazy to do it otherwise.

What time are you starting this? None of your business

Name? Mary

Nicknames? Kay, Zelda, Phone

Date of birth? Sixteen years ago

Sex? Female

Height? 5’7”

Eye color? Green/blue

Where were you born? USA

Number of candles on your last birthday cake? 16

Pets? Two cats and two dogs

Hair color? Blonde

Piercings? Ears

Town you live in? Nunya……..stalker

Favorite foods? Mexican food

Ever been to Africa? Nope

Been toilet papering? Once

Love someone so much it made you cry? Twice

Been in a car accident? Once

Croutons or bacon bits? Ew

Favorite day of the week? Wednesday

Favorite resturant? Cracker Barrel

Favorite flower? Tulips

Favorite sport to watch? Soccer

Favorite drink? Dr. Pepper

Favorite ice cream flavor? Cookies N’ Cream

Warner Bros. or Disney? Disney

Favorite fast food restuarant? None

Carpet color in your bedroom? None

How many times did you fail your driver's test? None

Whom did you get your last email from? Fictionpress

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Hot Topic or Barnes and Noble

What do you do most often when you are bored? Entertain me

Most annoying thing to say to me? What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger

Bedtime? Too early for my liking

Favorite TV show? The Daily Show

Last person you went out to dinner with?: Andy

Been out of country? Once

Believe in magick? Why shouldn’t I?

Ford or Chevy? As long as it runs

What are you listening to right now? Click clack click clack

Have you ever failed a grade? Nope

If you have, what grade did you fail?

Do you have a crush on someone? Not anymore

Do you have a bf/gf? Nope

If so, what is their name? It would have been bitch

How long have you been together? Too long

What are you wearing right now? School t-shit and yoga pants

Would you have sex before marriage? Depends

Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers? Once

Are you a virgin? Yup

Do you smoke? Ew

Do you drink? Maybe

Are you ghetto? No

Are you a player? No

What are your favorite colors? Dark red, dark blue, and dark purple

What is your favorite animal? Fox

Do you have any birthmarks? Nope

Have you ever gotten your ass kicked? Nope

Who do you talk to most on the phone? I don’t like phones

Have you ever been slapped? Yup

Do you get online a lot? All ze time!

Are you shy or outgoing? Shy

Do you shower? I am going to pretend everyone does

Do you hate school? Nope

Do you have a social life? Unfortunately

How easily do you trust people? Not too easily

Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing? Probably

Would you ever sky dive? Maybe

Do you like to dance? Can’t

Have you ever been out of state? Yup

Do you like to travel? Yup

Have you ever been expelled from school? Almost, which is a funny story

Have you ever been suspended from school? looks above

Do you want to get out of your hometown? HELL YEAH!

Who do you look up to? People who live in horrible conditions and still manage a smile

What kind of jewelry do you wear? Necklaces

Do you get annoyed easily? Yup

Do you have any siblings? Too many

Do you get along with your parents? HA! No

How do you vent your anger? I meditate and write.

Have you ever ran away? Yeah

Do you daydream a lot? That’s how I write

What does your most recent crush look like? Well endowed but bitchy

Whats her/his name? Michelle

Have you ever been bitched out? looks at above answer

Are you rude? In a dry humorous way

Are you flexiable? Yup

What is your heritage? German

What is your lucky number? 27

When was the last time you went on a date? No idea

What is your screen name on AIM? OneWingedSilence

How are you feeling right now? Annoyed

What is your worst fear? Fear

If you were to die today, what would you do? I would get a rose and go to sleep

If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b? Letitrain ((It is one word if I say it really fast))

Do you like to party? Depends

Hearts or broken hearts? Broken

Moons or stars? Moons

Coke or pepsi? Pepsi

Favorite scent? Dirt after a rain

Favorite band? A Perfect Circle

How many languages can you speak? 2 and one that’s not spoken

What time are you finishing this? A little bit after none of your business