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| grafiti rtk |
Author has written 6 stories for Mystery, and Humor. Hello. I am grafiti RTK. I am a humor writer and an avid reader of books. Yeah. That's probably more than any one of you wanted to know about me. What're you doing looking at my profile anyhow? Well, since you're already here, and since I'm here, and since we're both probably bored right now, I'll do the normal stuff. Name: RTK Age: 15 Sex: F Species: Venutian Purpose on Earth: To destroy mankind. Quote: "Most people are other people. Their thoughts are somebody else's, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." -Oscar Wilde Hobby: Making documentary films! Check out "When Satire Goes Bad" on youtube... it's funny, and only 9 minutes long. Since you're bored enough to look at my profile, you may as well watch it. Also check out my fanfiction.net profile, by the same pen name. www.fanfiction.net/~grafitirtk Thank you for your time. I hope this has been an enlightening experience for us all. And be sure to read one of my delightfully witty stories. | |||||||
1. Let's Make a Cake! reviewsYou're hungry one day, and decide to make a cake. This is a choose your own adventure story. Rated for blood, gore, and death.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-3-062. Timeless Pranks reviewsAn inventor who doesn't get the recognition she feels she deserves uses her time machine to take vengeance on historical figures. One-shot.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-19-063. A Great Depression Fun Book reviewsA parody children's book about the Great Depression, filled with dark humor.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-13-064. Murder at Midnight reviewsA suspenseful murder mystery with a red herring and a surprise ending. Parody.Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-065. Killer Vegetables From Outerspace reviewsThis is a satirical sci-fi story w/ a really weird ending. And it doesn't really have anything to do w/ killer vegetables, I just couldn't think of a title. Read!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-28-066. Salad Can Be Dangerous To Your Health reviewsThis is a humorous murder mystery, with an unexpected killer.Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-11-05
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