Kkeeeatttelyn

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since	: 11-06-05, id: 500546
country	: Canada

Author has written 7 stories for General, Humor, Humor, and Life.

I find my main good quality is my sarcasm. I really, really, really enjoy being a smartass even when it makes people hate me. They just don't understand me, that's all. I'm MISUNDERSTOOD, more than anyone else. In any case, I'm 15, pretty damn typical(unless my somewhat unusually large vocabularily gives me originality points. No?), and I like to write boring stories. Actually, I don't LIKE writing boring stories, but I can do it, and I do do it on a regular basis. I actually think I'm getting pretty good at it. Believe it or not, I'm really skilled at being mediocre to slightly above average at everything. I know you're jealous. Be jealous.

I'm holding out for my real writing talent to shine through, so don't wait up. I could be a while.

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1. Biohazard »
It's going somewhere, I promise you. Hopefully somewhere interesting. That, I can't promise you. Uhhh, review!
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 7-6-06

2. Frostbitten reviews
Damn, it is so cold.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 11-27-06

3. Sacrifice
A man faces death after the ultimate sacrifice has been made.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-10-06 - Published: 11-10-06

4. The Struggle Within
I already have an earlier version of this up, but this is the final version that I handed in.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-12-06 - Published: 5-12-06

5. Short Story » reviews
Blah blah... drama... blah blah... angst... r/r please!
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-14-05 - Published: 11-9-05

6. One faithful night reviews
A poem about procrastination... I might use it for school so please r/r!
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-11-05 - Published: 11-11-05

7. The Cat Who Dared to be Different
A cute story about a cat who dreams of being a synchronized swimmer. r/r please!
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-11-05 - Published: 11-11-05

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