DEREK FIVE SEVEN
Not 'fifty-seven'
Hey there. I don't mind if you skip the profile, but you clicked it. You're cuious now. You want to know what the next few sentences reveal. It's funny really, you find a great story and you want to know a bit about the genius behind it, you click on their profile full of anticipation...
And it's blank.
Then you get depressed and drink a gallon of sea water and go off to practice your origami. Or maybe that could be just me.
Okay, we shall let the boy talk.
So, you heard I'm a just the average teenager. That's right. Currently living in England and loving it. I'm not the anti-social go round and break things type of teen, but rather the sit down and do something just as unproductive type of teen. So far, you've gathered that I'm into writing, but only those with the common sense of a slice of bread couldn't have worked that out. What you lot out there might not know is that I'm also into drawing. My favourite type of drawing is manga. That's a good choice, no? When I put my mind to it, I'm not half bad either - excuse the arrogance, but a little pride is so under rated! Or so I heard. But who's to say?
My stories, are put in the category of manga too. Rumour has it that I'm quite well known round here now, but getting back into writing has been a bit of a stuggle. From experience, I know that my newer stories are recommended over my older ones, simply because my writing style has changed and improved. Oh yes. You wouldn't believe! No really. You wouldn't.
I hope I have no homophobes reading this. Not that that ever stopped me before. I write a fair bit of shonen-ai. That's male/male love. Eesh, I'm not hardcore enough for yaoi and due to having less fans of shojo-ai on this site, I've avoided that area for now. And you know what? Het bores me like something boring in boring season.
Are you still curious? You'd better be. This next bit is great.
I actually read and review the works of my reviewers. Now you can't get much fairer than that can you? Don't tell me people offer you money to review them! I'm not into bribery. Not of that sort anyway.
I'm going to be putting a lot of stories up pretty soon. New stuff. Good stuff. Revamped stuff. Stuff stuff. Clever and thought provoking stuff. And Derek porn.
I'm kidding.
No reporting to the Fictionpress.com people! They'll burn me on flaming sticks and pluck me like a dead crow.
So, you lot of the internet world - eBay is a scam! It's not really. I just don't like it. Read on fellows.
I appreciate constructive criticism, but please, be nice; some people are rather sensitive. And that's why I use Sensodyne for senstive teeth.
--Sparkle--
And I wasn't kidding about the whole drinking seawater thing either.
Thanks to the lovely lovely reviewers I have, you're good good people. Any advice on improving chapters/stories is welcome. I will do my best to return the favour.
I heart feedback.
Thanks for sparing some time in your busy frustrating lives to read my profile; I welcome any potential readers with a little lovin'.
Derek
Greaves: It's a conversation, not an interrogation!
Derek: Yes ma'am! Don't eat me ma'am!
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